Here's a very special update from me - I was told Weaver had lost someone IRL, so I decided to relent a little on my issues with drawing lewd stuff - Yes, it's finally time, the moment where after years of telling me to draw porn, people are finally going to get exactly what the asked for, which is me drawing porn, and probably realise why I spent years telling them this was going to end in tears
I decided to focus on the idea Weaver came up with about PB's vagina being cursed - which while I can't find it on twitter/tumblr I have been assured actually exsists - and the idea is she can fit - ANY OBJECT - into it, although the focus was on dicks at the time
However, a curse that focuses JUST on fitting dick into you is weird to place on an adventurer, since it's VERY specific - I just can't really imagine someone catching PB stealing something from them and going "Hey, I'm going to put this curse on you that allows you to take as much dick as you like without having kids", and besides there is such a fetish as "object insertion" and, if Weaver is going to put their foot down on it being a fetish setting, then he might as well include as any fetishes as possible
This leaves a sort of logical hole though, in that PB has a truely distressing tendency to see people as objects, so that means sooner or later she'll try to fit someone in there, if not on purpose than by accident - you CAN insert someone's fist after all, so all it would take is PB deciding to see how far in you can actually go.
And then of cource there's the fact that Puck can shrink people, so it'd be VERY easy to go that route since you'd be small enough to NOT be noticed if she, say, inserted you entirely into herself for a few hours, and I seriously doubt whoever placed the curse on PB had the forsight to say "oh and by the way this curse allows anyone inserted into your insides to breathe and not starve to death or die of thirst", it sort of stops being a curse if there arn't any downsides
This is why I used my previous idea of Meara being a witch - there's nothing REALLY stopping anyone magical from adding their own subclauses to the curse AFTERWARDS, so it's okay for her to do so in order to survive after, say, PB realises she's small enough to shove into herself since Meara is about 12 inches tall, which is probably the same size and shape as some monster's dicks or, more likly, smaller than the dicks of literally everyone when PB herself has be
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