No.844322
>>844319No, but he can banepost!
No.844325
>>844318That's a lot of bullets.
>>844322Pumpkin baneposts too. No.844326
She'd eat all the flowers of the flower parade!
No.844329
>>844326Better than the flowers wilting!
No.844331
>>844324because everyone would be booored
thou I did do a one-shot of this theme
No.844333
Anyone for OW?
No.844339
>>844329But the festival is very important.
>>844330>progress toward quest crash 300% No.844340
>>844339>>844339If you're talking about OTR, I was inspired by asshole Superman
>>844338She symbolizes the absolute worst of this pony fandom
No.844341
>>844340No, that would be Blackjack or Nyx or
Seth>>844339That is why it is important to eat the flowers!
No.844342
>>844340pfft
also you're the one with the key, I realized.
No.844346
>>844343You can rest better that way, believe me
>>844344Was it as bad as Kelani blowing up an old lady with explosive charges?
No.844347
>>844345I'll ask the drakin to deliver it.
No.844348
>>844346Worse. He had no reason to do it. And personally cut and smashed it up.
No.844349
>>844348Kelani didn't have any reason to blow up an old lady either!
She did it anyway!
No.844350
>>844343Isn't a blackjack a small club-like object, often referred to as a sap, that's used to bludgeon people unconscious for the sake of mugging?
No.844352
>>844344To be fair, he had precedent from Northlands proper. That mansion never looked the same again, and neither did all the evidence that was in there.
No.844353
>>844349He was doing that as a favor to a friend.
You should see the poor old retired cowboy that got murdered for a favor to a friend by pumpkin.
No.844354
>>844352A repeat offender huh. I'll have to arrest him for book case assault.
No.844355
>>844353Oh yeah?
How about literally 2 dozen workers and a dozen mercenaries, including a high ranking one, murdered, all because Kelani was doing a favor?
No.844357
DM i'm getting really tired.
How long do you plan to keep going?
No.844358
>>844355That would have happened anyway
No.844359
That'll be all fo rnow
No.844360
>>844359thanks for running
No.844362
Do you guys know of games a lá mount and blade but fantasy? Many classes, lots to explore, fun/satisfying combat.
No.844364
>>844362Pretty sure there are M&B mods for that.
But I don't really think there are.
No.844365
>>844363>>844364Okay I don't exactly want M&B though.
I want something like a single player dungeon crawler. Adventure mode Dwarf Fortress but with good UI/combat.
Or a something like a good version of skyrim.
No.844366
>>844362No new ones yet sorry
No.844369
I'm not going to lie
I straight up fell asleep at this really important bit of the quest
I'm really sorry everyone
No.844370
File: 1493603039347.gif (Spoiler Image, 1.94 MB, 500x281, brown space elf of lions.gif)
>>844369The quest will carry on later, don't worry
>>844368> No.844371
>>844370I think at this rate I'll have to resort to drinking coffee to stay awake
No.844373
>>844372Yo'
I can run Macross Monday and Friday in the evening this week. Are those days okay for you?
No.844374
Also, I don't think I can handle Tokyo. I'm already lost and I am limited to the areas in the game.
No.844375
>>844352>evidence>middle ages >literally the king's secret serviceWhat is this
evidence you speak of?
No.844376
>>844373Tomorrow I'm headed with my dad to go do that plant-spraying at the dam, but I should be back in the evening. I'll post something when we start heading back to give you a heads-up on the exact time I should be available.
Friday should definitely be good, so no worries there.
>>844374This is why maps are always important when in a new area. Urban sprawl tends to turn any area into a maze.
No.844379
>>844370Highly suggestive!
No.844382
>>844381What a pretty mare!
No.844385
[1d4'
Roll #1 2 = 2
No.844386
I'm being baited
No.844392
Quest based around a popular nu-emo song from the 00's y/n?
No.844396
>>844395post what you gots
No.844399
>>844397You'll be made to step up
Eventually
Or someone else will
No.844401
>stay up to grind just one more level
>no skins just dup strays
>2960 coins
cucked
hard
goodnight
No.844405
>>844403I'm already headed to bed since I have work in the morning, sorry. Are you free to run tomorrow?
No.844406
>>844405Should be
Night then
No.844410
>>844409Nope
It's May Day, a national holiday
No.844411
>>844410That explains why there's so many people at the army supply shop
I remember when I used to look forward to public holidays
No.844414
>army shop only sells the awful-looking running shoesAt least Adidas is actually pretty comfy
>>844413You can keep them in a tank I bet
No.844417
Have ramen or no
'1d10'
Roll #1 3 = 3
No.844419
>>844418What happened to you?
No.844420
>>844419All work and no play make Sion a dull boy
No.844421
>>844419Did you move house yet
No.844422
>>844420Then play something
We need to get you in a fun quest you can enjoy
>>844421We're working on it right now
No.844423
>>844418Only if you'll return the favour afterwards
No.844424
>>844423Deal.
>>844422I can't though. I really should work on this.
No.844425
>>844424You can do it, I believe in you
Try to think of how great it will be once it's finished and you get it out of your way
No.844426
Oooops I only now woke up!
No.844430
>>844429Some people just cannot stand to see love
No.844433
>just doing stuff
>look at finger
>it is full caked with dried blood
I think I bit my finger and ripped some skin open in my sleep
Huh
No.844434
>>844433Or you've got a case of vampires
No.844435
>>844434>sucking blood from the fingerLewd
>>844432I should see that animu
No.844436
>>844434Psch, vampires don't live in Englan-
>no sun the entire yearShit
No.844437
>>844436where in britbongistan are you again?
No.844438
>>844435My research shows it's especially common for Japanese female teenage Vampires.
>>844436Even Dracula went to London!
And he was hungarian too!
No.844441
>>844439I see it's a mad max themed backyard
No.844445
>>844444But why does she have wings attached to her head?
No.844447
>>844445Because she is a bat
>>844446Very post-apoc
No.844448
>>844447But why to her head?
No.844450
>>844439You moved in there?
No.844451
>>844439Landlord someone you know?
>>844437>>844443 No.844453
>>844450Its a big terrain kind of
There's a separate house here where we will live in
>>844451Nope but he seems cool aside from his addiction to collect things
No.844454
>>844451Oh, sorry, didn't see it
Huddersfield, in York.
Near Leeds and close to Manchester
No.844455
>>844410International holiday.
No.844458
>>844457It's not a very pretty one
No.844461
>>844459How did the matches go?
No.844462
>>844460Se loco meu
>>844458There's so many of them here
Like
50 or so
No.844464
>>844461We tilted a group of 5 people out of existence I'm pretty sure
No.844465
>>844459https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRuEBjlrAJgHere's a short history video on the Falkland War and what lead up to it.
No.844467
>>844464I'm quite sure their friendship ended forever.
No.844468
>>844465This better be what I expect it to be
Groves, I am very disappointed
We all know this is what actually happened
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKkcTpCur7g No.844469
>>844466>tfw looking back on my relationships more than half of them started with me cucking someoneAnd it was never intentional which I think makes it worse
No.844470
>>844469Woah dick move. You always get so buttmad about cheaters.
No.844472
>>844471>greens>it's a carrotFalse advertising.
No.844473
>>844472I thought greens just meant veggies in general
No.844474
>>844473It's called shitposting maali, get on with the program.
No.844475
>>844474Oh sorry
Uhh
Shitposting
No.844476
>>844470Well, I never cheated on anyone or been cheated on before!
Also, as I said, not intentionally!
No.844485
>>844481I really need to watch this later
No.844486
>>844485It was just my game
It was really stupid
No.844487
>>844486Oh
Still! Stupid games are best
Plus I would still love to watch you play Bidien-sama
No.844489
Hi peeps.
No.844493
>feel sick
>no fever
>warmly dressed
>been eating properly
Why does it keep happening?
No.844495
>>844487>another game ended when the enemy was down one man and literally had no spirit to continue fighting but didn't DC for some reason>80 minsThat was also a really retarded game
No.844498
>>844495>80I have never in my life
Ever played a game that went this long
Holy moly BDN, no wonder they had no more spirit after that
No.844499
>>844498One guy on their team DC's and abandoned, and the sheer number of disables on our team meant it was pretty much impossible for them to siege our base, despite two players being bumfuck retarded.
Felt kid of bad for them but they could have abandoned at any time
No.844501
>>844499Yeah it doesn't feel as rewarding of a victory when someone disconnects, very unfair
No.844503
>>844500But I guess it failed.
No.844504
>>844503He's playing don't starve.
No.844505
>>844435its to educate kids about animals and friendship.
No.844506
>>844504W-well I-I didn't even want to talk breezie with him baka!
No.844507
>>844506He probably has only mean ideas like
grasshoppers bullying tinkerer
No.844508
>>844507Actually he's been stopping me everytime I wanted to throw some robot monster at you purely for traumatizing.
>waaah sion, it's supposed to be fun remember No.844511
>>844510Yes. Social science, specifically.
No.844513
>>844510Do I want to know
No.844514
>>844510I have to wonder how enough people thought this was a good idea
Slp for real now
No.844516
>>844515Let's do something fun instead, can we?
No.844519
>>844518Let's talk about Petilia's plan.
No.844520
>>844519Sure, what do you want to know?
No.844521
>>844520First of all, is she going to Lure the fillies out of the town by singing or what is the idea?
How can I help? No.844523
>>844521Have you never watched the movies?
Fairies sparkle! Kids love that!
No.844524
>>844522Be in denial all you want.
>>844523So, break into houses and make them follow you?
No.844526
>>844525That could work I suppose with a few good rolls!
What about the headless horse?
No.844527
>>844526Steal big pony armor. Have the bats carry it in the night. A brzzz hides inside with a megaphone and sounds spooky.
No.844529
>>844528>literally dropped the legend in our lapYou did this!
No.844530
>>844524It's helped me so far.
No.844532
>>844529That's like saying the guy who made a joke about gassing all jews is responsible for the actions of the guy who actually did!
No.844534
>>844532I go off plot hooks, you should know!
No.844535
>>844534I guess I should have known.
I
actually hope you guys will do itand be succesfull of course!Do think everything out! You guys might Need to think this through No.844538
>>844537>Kids getting bored of shiny moving thingsIt's like the tablets of the middle ages!
No.844539
>>844538Maybe we should
Shrink Them
So even if they try to leave it will take them a day to get back
No.844540
>>844539>>844534Sylt, I was wrong.
You're not the sickest character on Bzzzz.
Only Thing missing now is Wf coming in to say they're gonna do lewd Things to the shrinked fillies
No.844541
>>844540Well my original plan was to just shrink this guy with the mustache, he can't build his restaurant if he's tiny.
No.844542
>>844541This is fact. But then he might become a new tiny villain!
No.844543
>>844541>>844539Andy has been studying from my book of solutions
No.844544
>>844540>>844539"Hey kids, wanna come with us on a magical adventure?"
No.844545
>>844542It's the solution provided to us by Fern Gully
No.844546
>>844545>>844545It's not fern Gully though!
No.844547
>>844542>>844542>>844543>>844544Other solutions
>Grow a forest animal to huge sizes>steal the blueprints>shrink and destroy the materials >write a new speech for the council meeting so the mustache dude sounds dumb No.844549
>>844547>steal the blueprints>shrink and destroy the materials >write a new speech for the council meeting so the mustache dude sounds dumb These don't sound really "permanent" to me.
No.844550
>>844549Because fillynapping is?
No.844551
>>844550We could make it be :^)
No.844552
>>844547So many choices
And such riches aplenty
No.844553
>>844549okay
let's hire a pony assassin to kill anyone building it
No.844554
>>844553Sounds permanent enough!
No.844555
>>844553I laughed when I imagine Pattern trying to do the talking for that.
"So um… will he like die when you kill him?"
No.844556
>>844554seriously how permadent do you want to be?
We need to convince a pony to be on our side forever and speak for the breazze
No.844558
>>844557Things like this will keep happening as ponies want to expand, and we only barely knew about this one.
We need a pony family that has influence here, to start to care about the forest. Talking to them and doing them little favors or just showing them that breezy exist might be enough.
No.844559
>>844521First thing I thought of when you mentioned song-based witchery that leads children to their doom:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEYgyWC_BpM No.844570
Going to bed myself. Night.
No.844573
>>844572Good work, nopopo. Ya did good.
No.844574
>>844573Fucking 13 minutes before the event ended man
No.844575
>>844574Well, it already ended over here. Glad you could squeak that out before the axe fell.
No.844576
>>844575It just ended here now too.
It reset with the weekly I think.
Man, it was SO fucking close
We literally had less than 10 seconds remaining for the last health of the last Orisa with a tank bastion fucking jumping around us
It was tense as shit
No.844577
>>844576Torbles taking all the golds again, I see.
I'm happy you had fun, man.
No.844578
>>844577It wasn't easy
I had to go for broke and headshot a lot
Also, we got some SERIOUSLY risky situations multiple times and our Mercy was VERY on point with the rezzes and when to use them
The final part was such an ass clencher on legendary you would not believe
No.844579
>>844578I definitely wouldn't, because expert was bad enough.
No.844580
>>844579On Legend there turret bastions on
both sides of the last stretch
No.844582
>>844581And Orisas are an actual threat, holy shit
Out of the three games we lost two was because the Orisa Halted someone in front of a bastion
No.844583
>>844582gratz
can I say it bothered me that they were called OR15 instead of OR14 ?
No.844584
>>844582Oh that's just mean.
…and a tactic I should adopt.
No.844585
>>844583…right, they WERE OR14s
But saying orisas are so much easier!
Sorry!
>>844584You should!
She's a fun tank, she is quickly climbing up in favourite tank for me
No.844586
>>844585Don't have to be sorry.
I managed to actually unlock ganju
and I got a few others from boxes No.844587
>>844586Speaking of gonja, the second nexus week is going to be starting soon, isn't it.
Wonder if I should try and do the five team games on the NA server just to get the mounts and shit in-game.
Or if I should just focus on one server.
No.844588
>>844586Nice!
I only missed an emote or two and the Cadet Oxton skin
I'm a bit bummed that I have the yellow torb skin without the beard, but I really can't complain since at least I got one of them
No.844589
>>844587Do whatever you like
I have to play it on both anyway because I have IRL people who need me to group with them too>>844588I got cadet tracer, rien, genji, and null bastion.
I don't really mind about the ones I didn't get so it turned out well.
No.844590
>>844589Oh you got the Tracer? Nice!
I did buy some
voice lines at the end
No.844591
>>844588>got the bastion and torbles blue skin out of box>bought Rein'sAt least I got torb's highlight thing. That's always fun.
Considering I got things for mostly characters I play, I can't be too upset.>>844589Well, if you want to play on either and I'm around, and you're not otherwise spoken for, you could invite me along. I'll admit I got the damage champ bundle on NA.
No.844592
>>844590My tracer collection is pretty stronk, missed out on her summer skin but got her jingle bell one
No.844593
>>844592Yeah, I got a lot of her skins
still none of the punk ones which I may use for her mad insults she spits so I was like…
I got so many good skins for her I can't be upset
>>844591I have to say I'm usually really lucky, I got so much good shit I wanted, and a lot of stuff I didn't, too
No.844594
>>844591Sure, unless you meant right now, in which case I will have to say, how about in a couple hours?
No.844595
>>844593Yea, having a healthy collection of skins makes it less stressful
No.844597
>>844594Nah, I didn't mean right now.
No.844598
>>844595Yeah, but I'm a collectionist completionist asshole, sometimes it bothers me if I don't have things!
No.844600
>>844599>that post>with a catBut I don't have my cat here ;_;
No.844601
>>844598The events might circle around again. Or we'll get Cairo Defense against Nullsec, or the actual Omnic crisis.
No.844602
>>844601Yeah, I doubt it's gone forever
No.844603
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buHJqqY5xAMMan
I adore the voices and personalities of these people
No.844604
>>844601Well, once halloween comes back we'll know for sure if they plan to let the previous event skins be unlockable then
No.844605
>>844604Actually, we'll know it in august with the summer games!
No.844606
>>844601>>844596I'm finally home. Give me 15 to get food ready and I'll work on the opening post.
No.844611
oh for crying out loud
No.844612
>>844611I warned you, man. That thing is madness incarnated in the form of a mech.
No.844613
If posting seems to be slow, it is because there seems to be some slowdown in our host's network.
Also boop.
No.844614
>>844612It was one box. One.
No.844615
>>844614That should warn you how bad it truly is.
Dig no deeper, my friend, lest you lose your mind to it's machinations.
No.844616
>>844615Well, too bad. I'm going to improve that piece of shit if it kills me.
No.844617
Oh, and to give a little update to things. I am currently working with another site, we have people that can into PHP so improvements are being made to vichan and once more of the improvements become relevant to here we will have an upgrade baby.
No.844618
>>844617Cool, I was wondering why the Macross thread wasn't bumping to the top.
No.844620
>>844611>>844612The best part is that it fits what I wanted, but the whole thing went how Fidget and RANG chose.
No.844621
>>844620*RNG
I shouldn't phone post while my laptop is acting up
No.844623
>>844605Oh?
Isn't that in 3 more years?
No.844624
Sorry about that last post being delayed, had to go deal with the dogs.
No.844626
>Found a site with foreign emoticonsI hope you're ready to put some points into Street Wise so you can decipher them!
>>844625What is this Phox trying to convey?
No.844627
Sorry about the sudden vanishing Knighto, I got called off
No.844628
>>844625Guoh is such a gift to mankind.
>>844626Ooh, that's going to be fun.
Voldra's abyssal tech score is coming into play here. No.844629
>>844626aw dang I've got a -1 in that.
No.844631
>>844630She's lucky that I have to be a good role model to the other mechanics.
No.844637
>>844636tell us about the frostmourn pone
which legs are replaced with metals?
No.844638
>>844635>>844633>>844627There was supposed to be combat here, but I think I'll just stop in about 15-20 minutes.
No.844640
>>844638Thanks for running.
And it seems we just can't get away from fighting. No.844642
>>844638That's fine. Wan would have been kind of screwed if we had combat this session.
Besides, world-building like this is fun too. We're not just murderhoboing our way across the galaxy and scavenging the dead for more weaponry and supplies.
Yet. No.844643
>>844642Considering we haven't finished scavenging the Rhythm Rogues' parts, that's probably a good thing. We are woefully behind when it comes to repair and manpower.
No.844645
>>844644Yeah, might be slow since I'll have to switch to my phone.
>>844639>>844640>>844642Glad you had fun. I'll try again for Friday to have you leave the system.
>>844643You still haven't finished dealing with them either. No.844646
>can't sleep
Help
No.844648
>>844645I figured that might be the case.One day we'll get out of here.
No.844650
>>844645Altright, still here?
No.844651
>>844650Yeah, had to step out for a moment but I'm free for the next 2 hours
No.844653
>French leftists hijack may day parade into a riot, chimp out, burn shit down
The day of the Pen can't come soon enough
No.844654
>>844652>Going back looking for some notesI can't believe I've missed so much. Even just in the posts next to the things I'm looking for.
No.844655
>>844654Yeah, you were more or less meant to peek
No.844657
>>844655Part of me feels weird that some of the stories in the books I bought were already read, but it's not like Squire wouldn't already read them in moments like riding the ferry or waiting his turn at a hotel.
No.844658
>>844656What a watery goddess
No.844660
>>844659Aqua, from konosuba
No.844661
>>844660Well, I guessed Konosuba right
No.844663
>>844662Workers' day is not for chimping
No.844664
>>844663It is literally celebrating a chimpout in 1886.
No.844665
>>844663Have you ever been near a student march on May Day?
No.844666
>>844664Was it a bad thing?
No.844667
>>844665I'd prefer not to
I like my bättrefolk vappu
No.844668
>>844666>is a riot organized by anarchists trying to start a revolution badGee I dunno. Was Lenin bad, was Mao bad?
No.844669
>>844668Unca Lenin did nothing wrong
No.844670
>>844666I'm pretty sure you already wrote about those somewhere, but I had it in my notes to read that part.
No.844673
>>844670I lostym ien, so I had to write them up again, sorry.
No.844674
>>844673I'm sure you've already gone into most of them anyways. I'll note which ones I've read that way we can just show me how my 'Mons react
No.844676
>>844675Just chilling with Pokemon will have benefits, too. You should strike a balance, though.
No.844677
>>844676Next time, since I'm getting tired now.
No.844678
I wish t'were lunch time already
No.844679
>>844677A few more?
Wanted you to meet arthur No.844680
>>844679Sure, though I can't find my paper where I wrote down my directions.
No.844681
>>844653This is why communism shouldn't be celebrated the way it is on May Day. The only cure is a tight rope wrapped around their necks.
No.844683
>>844682I thought Squire could use someone wrestling with the same problems to hang out with
Bed
No.844684
>Uprising extended for another day because reddit got butthurt again
lawl
No.844685
>>844684Now that's some productive butthurt
No.844686
>>844685It's the same thing EVERY event with these people. Even though it said that it would end on 1st of May, people still somehow didn't realize this.
Someone even went as far as to say that since they gave people extra time to buy stuff after the end dates of some of the previous events because the server resets ran late, they should not have ended the event on time this time either.
No.844688
>tfw local wargaming club might finally start playing Flames of War after years of umming end erring
[German march music intensifies]
No.844689
So bep
No.844691
>>844690She would wouldn't she
No.844692
>>844690Ask her why does she think sexual identity in what amounts to a children's toy is important.
No.844693
>>844690What about more gremlins in video games?
No.844694
''It's all up from here''
T- Sombra
No.844695
>>844693Wanna farm boxes?
No.844699
>>844698That girl is super fucking cute tho
No.844700
>>844698Truly a story for the ages
No.844702
>>844701Buttermilk please
No.844703
>desire to draw returns
No.844706
>>844705Just kill me and let me sleep
No.844707
>>844706You can sleep without dying
No.844709
>>844705I was thinking Gloria
in a dress No.844711
>>844710It relates to the Gloria/Percival faff
No.844713
>uprising event is back
whut
No.844714
>>844713Reddit whined until blizz put it back
No.844715
>>844713>>844714Got legendary Tracer out of it too
No.844716
>>844714>>844715well
time to profit
No.844719
>tfw STILL tilted as fuck>>844717qte
Study their genitals carefully to enhance your draws
No.844720
>>844719BDN please I don't think that'll work
No.844722
>>844721I had to pay my salt debt in dota after tilting the other team so much in OW yesterday
>>844720Ask the buns owner about it
No.844726
>>844724What a friendly cloud
>>844725This, too, is very bun
No.844727
>>844724>>844725>got a team that didn't tilt this time despite our early game being very bad>they understood that this is expected for our lineup, stayed friendly and calm and worked together to slowly win the gameI couldn't read a thing they said but this is nice
Gonna shower and maybe quest
No.844728
>>844727Don't you feel good about yourself?
Who were you playing as?
No.844732
>>844731I'll try him in demo mode then!
No.844736
>>844734There's a reason Tinker pickers used to be hated, like Genjis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26EAUMHvtgQWant to try and salvage your trial?
No.844738
>>844736Right now right now is not a good time, the power is being fixed, I'm waiting on a call and I'm dying for a shower
No.844740
>>844739But I'll be here and free hopefully in less than an hour!
No.844743
>>844742What do you mean?
Also, if you're here we can keep monsing a bit
No.844744
>>844743The Character from DotA2. It's the only one I remember thanks to seeing it's reveal.
Yeah, I can Mons for an hour, then I have to step out.
No.844749
>>844748Fine
slightly better No.844750
>>844747Ponoes can paint, how long before they can sing and be friends with us?
No.844751
>>844747But can it create art of a horse-drawn horse-drawn carriage?
No.844752
>>844751If it's owner puts sign next to it "horse-drawn carriage"
No.844753
>>844752You'd make a very good post-modernist
No.844756
>>844754>Those titsIt's shit.
No.844760
>>844758>>844754you liek sneiper huh?
No.844761
>>844760What gave it away?
Although I know I have no chance because
deep down she still loves Gerard No.844764
>>844762She is quite cute
But Mei qtest
No.844766
>>844762Orissa is a cute robot horse / ass golem (female)
No.844767
>>844766"Were it not for the long reload time of my gun, I would have slain you."
No.844769
>>844768Sure.
Those are pics from the Osaka Aquarium by the way, was much more than I expected out of an aquarium
No.844771
>DoW 3 came out alreadyHuh, so I guess since we're not playing it, it's shit?
>>844753I'd open a post-modern museum
No.844772
>>844771Quite, yes. I had lost hope already and it's as bad as I feared apparently.
No.844774
>>844772>>844773Fuck.
I had such hopes for it too. But I didn't follow it since the trailer.
No.844775
>>844774That's why you still had hopes.
No.844776
>>844774Neither did I, but seeing no hype kind of clued me in
No.844777
>Go buy pipes in store
>clerk who never saw me before looks at me, chuckles and says I look like an artist
>His wife asks what kind of artist I am
>Smile and say I make drawings
>He jokingly says I must draw plenty of naked ladies (slang for porn)
>I pretend to laugh and jokingly say no one pays for that
Holy. Shit
No.844778
>>844772>>844774I might pick it up once it goes down in price. Still, it seems like a step backwards.
No.844779
>>844777>jokingly say no one pays for that Now he knows you're laying.
No.844781
>>844775I guess it will be that other 40k then when I get home.
No.844783
>>844782But Sion, horses are always naked
No.844784
>>844777Tell him you draw naked men for money
No.844785
>>844778Just pirate it, dumbass.
Every unsold copy is a step closer to driving Relic Entertainment to bankruptcy.
No.844786
>>844783Selena wears a cape and hat!
No.844787
>>844771Yeah, it's really unfortunate.
No.844788
>>844785The thing is I
like Relic.
No.844789
>>844779>>844780I was seriously caught off guard, if I didn't had someone else with me to laugh I would have probably dropped my spaghetti
>>844782>>844784I couldn't do that
Not in front of his wife
Come on guys
No.844791
>>844788Yeah I like Relic too. I liked them right up to the point when they released CoH2.
Now I can only hope they get absorbed by EA or something and get their souls sucked dry.
No.844792
>>844788I would like them if they hadn't made their life's goal to run the RTS genre into the ground with such gusto.
No.844793
>>844790I hope that frame wasn't on the show
Its very unsettling
No.844795
>>844791Well that's a bit harsh to wish on any developer.
No.844797
>>844795They fucked up both CoH and DoW now. DoW was their chance to prove they hadn't lost their touch and they fucked it up. So honestly, Relic is lost to me.
No.844798
>>844794Don't be such a rude
>>844796Woah man
No.844799
>>844798I'll be plenty rude.
No.844800
>>844791CoH2 was pretty decent.
No.844801
>>844800It was a step down from the first one as well.
No.844802
>>844799But why
What have I done to deserve this
No.844803
>nintendo included free audio selection in BotWYES
>>844802You aren't watching new Jack!
No.844804
>>844801Well, overall yes, but it was still plenty fun in it's own right. What really baffled me was the engine used for it, I can't comprehend how it looks so shit but is such a resource hog.
Also the campaign was still okay, not as interesting as the ones in CoH1 but the Ardennes Offensive was also plenty good.
>>844803Wut
No.844805
>>844803>>844802Yeah why don't you watch Jack?
No.844806
>>844803Well now that we'll be getting proper Internet I can get to it
No.844807
>>844804>also 1.2.0 patch is out
>>As detailed in today’s announcement covering Breath of the Wild’s first DLC pack, players can experience the game in one of nine audio languages: Japanese, English, French (France), French (Canada), German, Spanish (Spain), Spanish (Latin America), Italian, and Russian, with a different language used for on-screen text. Note that on Wii U, you’ll need to download the Voice Pack from the eShop.>>Nintendo also says it implemented a number of fixes in today’s update No.844810
>>844807What could they possibly add as DLC? More temples?
No.844813
>>844811>Hard mode>implyingYeah because fucking spamming X at one of those Giant Hobgoblins was so much fun with their INFINITE FUCKING HEALTH BARS
No.844814
>>844812>goes buying pipesI mean, half of the customers there are probably artists or wannabe artists
No.844815
>>844807>still don't have itsmall amounts of pain
No.844816
>>844813I agree.
>>844815I hear cemu works well right now.
No.844817
>>844815Also don't you have a wii u?
Mod it and pirate the game like I did!
No.844818
>>844814uh
isn't it normal for home owners to buy pipes once in a while?
and for artists not to own homes No.844819
>>844817>>844816I'm too retarded to do either of these
No.844822
>>844820What other pipes?
I'm confused.
No.844823
>>844821Thanks. I think I
might hold off until my b day so my family has something nice to give me No.844826
>>844805I haven't been feeling like it!
But I should, everyone seems to be having fun with it
>>844814>>844818>>844820>>844825I'm not a junkie!
No.844827
>>844825People still use that? What oldfags
No.844829
>>844827I know needles are all the rage now in Kansas
No.844832
>>844830Oh right
Now the question is if Cemu can do it too
slp
No.844833
>>844830>>844828I still need to figure out how to uncensor TMS
No.844834
>>844831A friend of mine switched to vaping and can't get used to it. It also looks quite ridiculous in polite company
No.844837
>>844834I've never seen anyone do it
No.844839
>>844836If it's done the same way undubbing BotW was, you need to download the game, unpack it, pick and choose the uncensored model/art files from the jap version and drop them into the american, then pack it again with the reverse procedure and install it.
No.844844
>>844839I know that someone cobbled together a patch, but I'm still in the dark about applying it. Loadline was the preferred method when I first found it, but not anymore.
No.844845
>>844844Nah do a proper Brazilian install, so much faster when loading. BotW is literally unplayable with loadiine.
No.844847
>finally an episode announced focusing on Luna and Celestia
>Glimmer gonna steal it
Man am I glad I stopped watching
No.844848
>>844845The patch still seems to want me to use loadline.
No.844849
>>844847I thought people wanted more S1 Twilight?
No.844850
>>844848Anything you can do with loadiine you can do with brazilian method.
No.844854
>>844853What do you think woul happen if you were to stick your dick between her antennae as she 'speaks'?
No.844855
>>844851Yo' have you been following Starfinder? I want to run a few sessions of it when it comes out.
>>844853Please don't lewd the war refugees
No.844856
>>844854You'd get zapped.
>>844855I'd give these refugees a good home
No.844857
>>844856>>844855But they look so lewdable
No.844858
>>844857They also perfectly follow the /tg/ rule where the PC's are 99% likely to waifu the first female npc they meet.
No.844859
>>844858I didn't know about this rule!
No.844860
>>844859I've noticed it is pretty true though.
No.844863
>>844861But you only like cowtits.
No.844864
>>844862I was trying to recall if he met Mirage first or not
No.844865
>>844863The first female NPC I met was described as literally my fetish doing literally my fetish right when the T started and I really hate her
No.844866
>>844865It must be very confronting.
No.844867
>>844851Yes, you just need to repack the file.
No.844868
>>844864nah, she was later, I needed info first so I stole the vase first
No.844869
>>844868Technically
you met Mother Nature first No.844870
>>844869And she's
still his true waifu No.844872
>>844871Now post the red mage please
No.844874
>Kelani turns into a disney princess.gif
No.844876
>>844873Such an excellent class
No.844878
>>844855No, I don't think I am. Never heard of it.
>>844867Hm. It's still greek to me.
No.844879
>>844878Do it the easiest way then.
No.844880
>>844877This is the exact appearance Groves
THIS is what Anna looks like, but with glasses
No.844881
>>844877Three words
Superior
Japanese
Artists
No.844882
>>844881unfair
>>844880What a nice choice
No.844884
>>844882I like the big, poofy twin braids on each side
No.844885
>>844884very good taste.
>>844883I-Is this a bully towards Pattern ?
No.844886
>>844878It's a science fantasy RPG by Paizo. I think it fits the Star Wars-y campaign I want to run without the worry about dealing with lore.
Give it a look so I can run it with you
No.844893
>>844892How tiny
How else do you keep such free spirits like cats around?
Romance? No.844895
>>844890I just find it
Shameless.
No.844898
wanna do the nexus challenge?
No.844900
>>844898>>844899>>844897I'm up for some gayms
I'll be busy questing tomorrow and Thursday I have to do classwork, so there's no helping it, now's best
No.844901
>>844899It says "the week from the 1st of may"
No.844902
>>844898Can't. 2late2start now.
No.844903
>>844901I meant I am not doing it today or tomorrow
>>844902>>844900How about Friday?
No.844907
>>844905>>844906Well, I just started a Sc2 coop but I'll join after
No.844908
>>844907>>844906>>844905Well, if you want to do it as a not 5stack, go ahead, but I'd rather wait until Friday so we can all play together
No.844909
>>844908Yeah sure, I'd rather play OW anyway.
No.844912
>>844911neko no baka
I should slp
No.844913
>>844912" The idiot's cat "?
No.844915
>>844908>>844909>>844907well decide what you want to do and poke me if I don't pay attention
No.844916
>>844913>>844914>the idiot's catThat would be this one
>>844915I think Friday is for best
No.844918
>>844917Ah
I don't have the stamina to play more OW
I got enough stuff from it, mercy would have been nice but, I secured the selfie intro this morning
No.844919
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No.844921
>>844920But there is nothing there
No.844922
>>844921He means he's the condom
No.844923
>>844922>inanimate object TF>Sylt wants to be wrapped around someone's dickStory checks out
No.844924
>>844923In this case, a batpony tongue
No.844926
>>844925>vinyl batOh dear
No.844930
>>844928>>844929How did your day go?
No.844931
>>844930I got the DVA intro
didn't feel too sick
not bad really
No.844932
>>844930A new day just started, five minutes ago!
So far so good!
No.844933
>>844931The selfie one? It's super cool
Goodness, again? You Kansas people get sick often
No.844934
>>844932That means you should probably sleep though
No.844936
>>844933I'm just a weakling
No.844937
>>844935Please
>>844936Maybe it's something from Kansas
Its got bad air or something
No.844938
>>844937our air quality is excellent
No.844939
>>844938I'll have to take your word for it.
No.844940
>>844939How's the Virginia air?
No.844941
>>844939You don't have too.
You can look it up!
No.844942
>>844941>go to the Air Quality Index Air Monitoring Data of the Kansas Air Board>it says data sheets are best viewed with Internet ExplorerI don't think I can trust these people
No.844943
>>844942the weather institute does it
No.844944
>>844940Well, in my area it smells a lot like ham, though that's mostly because we're next to a processing plant. It only really smells bad once a week, the rest of the time it either smells of ham or bacon.
>>844941>implying you can get a proper accounting of the air quality by numbers and not by experience No.844945
>>844944That's quite something
No.844946
>>844938Then it must be something else that causes the frequent sickness
Maybe it's the food? Lacks the necessary nutrients?
No.844947
>>844946It's probably just stress, Maali.
No.844948
>>844947That was going to be my third guess!
No.844949
>>844946>>844947It's also pollen season, so there's allergens and shit everywhere right now.
No.844955
>>844954Unfortunately, I think that is all the Zeeb I have on this phone
No.844956
>>844955It was an image I actually didn't have, somehow!
No.844957
>>844956Now that's hard to believe.
Though, I suppose downloading every zeeb picture would be pretty hard, I guess.
No.844958
Goodnight.
No.844959
>>844957I didn't have that one either!
No.844960
>>844958Night, Sylt.
>>844959It's pretty old, though.
No.844961
>>844960I don't have every image!
No.844965
>>844964Why are her eyes so pretty?
And her stripes?
No.844970
>>844969I like her with every hairstyle but the mohawk is something truly beautiful
No.844972
>>844971I don't even know why I like it so much
No.844973
>>844972Maybe because, if you brush it, it'll spring back. Sort of like when you run your finger down a toothbrush.
No.844974
>>844973Probably
But I love the way it makes her look in general
No.844977
>High Admiral Ser B'Torak, the greatest leader the Draconian Allied Clans have ever seen
>His accomplishments and titles:
>Dragonslayer, Wraith-killer, Conqueror of the Vool, Breaker of the Saaiban Vestige, Dreadnought-Taker, Bane to the Unbidden, Dragon Tamer, League-Crusher, and Subjugator of the Holy Vun-Okon Mandate
This is the first time I've ever managed to reach this screen, and it's all thanks to this absolute badass of an admiral.
Also the mega-structures are a meme; by the time you've got the tech and resources to start working on one, you're already on your way to victory. Maybe it goes better if you roll the tech early, but by the time I got my hands on it I was already in the end-game and dealing with an Awakened Empire.
No.844978
>>844977Congratulations!
You'll have to show me how to play the game when we're both free.
No.844979
I got her number
She wants to hang again
No.844980
>>844979Good job, you got a second date.
No.844981
>>844980Which date do I ask for her f list?
No.844982
>>844981The one after she shows off her fursonas.
No.844984
>>844978Sure thing! The most important thing is to paint as much of the map your color as you can, but I'd be glad to help you through the finer points.
I will say, the Unbidden invasion was a pretty fun string of Happenings. I circled about where their portal showed up; as you can see, the Zum League of Systems- one of my Rivals, and the biggest threat outside of those FEs- got absolutely destroyed. The Shantari Irenic Alliance- the arrow-head empire on the bottom left- were so terrified they came and asked to be vassalized in exchange for protection- which, when you consider that they are Xenophobic Pacifists, and are essentially Isolationists who just want to stay out of everything and have nothing to do with anyone else, is a pretty big deal.
The Jurinn Autocracy and Photecian Compact were too busy picking over the pieces and taking advantage of the League's plight to realize the danger- until the Unbidden finished harvesting the League's planets and came for theirs. The Jurinn fleets were obliterated, and the Photecians chose to withdraw their fleets into their core worlds and abandon their allies, vassals, and outer colonies. If my fleet hadn't reached fighting strength about that time, the Jurinn would have faced the same fate as the League.
Even then, it was the first real challenge my fleets had faced- my fleet of cruisers-destroyers-corvettes managed to take out one fleet, but the losses were high- not enough to cripple the fleet, but it was clear that if other battles went that way, the cost would be unsustainable. Instead, I fell back and devoted about six spaceports and all my economic might into pumping out battleships as fast as I could. I reached a fleet-strength I could accept with them at the same time as the Unbidden targeted one of my vassal's planets.
The fleet I faced them with was a ragtag mix of some FE ships I'd uncovered from a shielded world, a Dragon Hatchling from the Dragon's Hoard, a handful of battleships from a vassal I integrated, and about fifty battleships fresh off the docks, with an escort of about fourscore destroyers. The Unbidden are deadly, but they lack any form of long-range weaponry, and thus they fell in a hail of Kinetic Artillery, Arc Emitters, Talcyon Lances and a Dragon's Breath. Even then, it was a game of cat and mouse- the Unbidden fleets were many, and to jump in on top of one or have one jump in on me would have been trouble. It was only through calculated maneuvering, targeting of isolated fleets, and the economic power to keep churning out capital ships as fast as the docks could make them slowly turned the tide.
No.844987
>>844984You could write a whole trilogy with all that!
What would you recommend I start as?
No.844988
>>844977Megastructures are a complete meme save for maybe the sensor array. The same goes for automated exploration unless you just utterly fail to secure star charts off other empires.
No.844989
>>844985It's okay, her field of history is way dumber than mine
Who cares about Native Americans? smh desu
No.844990
>>844989Desu American history as a whole isn't the most interesting of subjects
No.844991
>>844987I would recommend starting as a custom race; building your own race is half the fun in this game.
Traits and Civics can be changed later (well, Traits can be added to; you have to invest in the full Biological Ascendancy to remove positives/add negatives), but Ethics are much more difficult to shift, so only pick the Ethics you want to work with. Percentage bonuses are always better than flat bonuses. Armies aren't important, or rather aren't very well implemented, so don't fall for any "+X% Army damage" traits or civics, because it's essentially wasted points (things that have bonuses other than the army bonus, like Very Strong, can be good, but should be judged by the other bonuses provided.)
Missiles are trash right now, so your starting weapons should be kinetic. If you want lasers, you can research them later, but early game is all about fire-rate and shields, which is where Kinetics are strongest.
Warp is
a meme but a good option for when literally just starting out and trying to figure out how everything works, since it doesn't carry any real restrictions other than being really slow. Wormholes are fun, but managing the stations requires you to know what you're doing with your economy. Only take hyperlanes if you're playing a hyperlanes-only game.
>>844988>Star ChartsWhy the fuck would you do that? Too many things that require "survey this to proceed" get screwed up by the thing already being surveyed, plus the Survey Corps tradition + auto-exploring your allies' territory brings in a big chunk of Research points.
No.844992
>>844990Why are you preaching to the choir?
No.844994
>>844993That's going to be quite the earful, I'd imagine.
No.844996
>>844995My puppy, barely bigger than the rats themselves, already does this.
No.844998
Wake me up
No.845002
>>845001We're training it to track and eat them. The mom dog is good at finding them, but usually we have to kill them with a BB gun.
It was actually pretty funny to see the poor pupper whimper when we'd hide the mouse, but it's a good sign that it would try to find it so much.
No.845003
>The waffle place where we went to eat during the first Belgium meet closed its business
Fucking RIP
No.845004
>>845003>never got to eat thereRIP
>>845002Speaking of doggos, remember your growlithe?
No.845005
>>845004The one Arthur has?
No.845006
>>845004Luckily there are plenty more around.
Bit I liked that one a lot.
No.845007
>>844966>Battleships suckStopped reading there.
No.845009
>>845005Yeah, he has it now
No.845010
>>845009I had to give up Growlithe. I think that's the moment I gave up on my old mentality.
How's it doing for him? Has it evolved?
Don't answer, I plan on asking next time you run. An aquarium is the perfect place for me to try and get him to open up.
No.845011
>>845007Clearly he just hasn't deployed enough of them
No.845012
>>845001That pokemon has tits
No.845013
>>845010Not yet, but it's doted on.
No.845014
>>845012Those are just pects, Nasse.
>>845013That's good to here. I wonder how it'll react to meeting me again.
No.845015
>>845014YOU'RE just pects
No.845017
Remind me to finish my Gloria drawing today
No.845026
>>845025D.va gets a cop skin?
unf No.845028
>>845026Yes, but only if you play HotS
No.845032
>>845028Yeah, I couldn't bother to get Oni Genji either, MOBAs are just fucking painful to play.
No.845033
>>845032Memeing it up with a sub team helps take the edge off at least
No.845034
>>845033They would have to have at the very least a cash prize for me to consider playing it.
No.845036
>>845035What about working?
No.845037
>>845036I've not been assigned work
And the only stuff that seems to be available is scissoring papers into shape
No.845038
>>845037Are you in kindergarten?
No.845039
>>845038No but we're making A5 posters and they're printed two per A4 so they need to be cut out.
Same with business cards except there's so much more cutting.
No.845041
>>845040There's no work to do, only pointless busywork
If I wanted to do something as meaningless as that I'd be working at McD's spitting into Russian people's burgers
No.845042
>>845041I wish I, too, was paid for doing nothing.
No.845043
>>845041Have you ever considered actually finding a proper job?
>but that's too much work Exactly. Now go cut some paper. I ain't paying you with my taxes for shitposting all day.
No.845044
>>845043I don't gotta
I can keep shitposting all day and still get my 9€/day
No.845045
>>845039What kind of menial crap job requires you to manually cut out business cards
No.845046
>>845045The kind we force unemployed people to do or we cut their benefits. It stops them from sitting around the house all day.
No.845047
>>845045The kind of job where there's not actually enough jobs for everyone around to do
Turns out the other guy botched his job of updating the lunch kitchen's menus though so I gotta do it right
No.845048
>>845047HOW DO YOU FUCK UP SOMETHING LIKE THAT
No.845049
>>845048Basically he didn't do it all the way through
No.845050
>>845046>>845047I don't care how much of a lazy NEET you are, doing bullshit like that should be enough to encourage you to find work elsewhere
No.845051
>>845050But I'm comfertable in this hole I dug myself
Besides I did apply for a college, I've got entrance exams coming in a month
No.845052
>>845051Bring study material to work with you
I wish I did
No.845054
>>845052I don't know how to prepare for the "logical and problem-solving" part of the exam, the reading material will only be available 8.5., and then I don't really know how to prepare for the motivation interview after.
>>845053There's nothing else to talk about tbh
Besides I'll always complain because not everyone can have the dream job like you
No.845055
>>845051I couldn't tell based on how much complaining you do. I hate where I am now enough to consider going back to school.
No.845056
>>845054Don't let your drems be mems
No.845057
>>845055There is nothing but complaining
If you take complaining away nothing will remain but an empty void
>>845056"Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment"
Except I'm already at disappointment central waiting for the connecting flight to hell
No.845058
>>845057Hope doesn't really get you much anything. Active job hunting did it for me, along with relevant education. If I could help you more I would.
No.845059
>Suddenly Radio Rock just straight out plays an anti-communist wartime march of the Jägers calling Russians "Russkies" and praising "German training" and "German Bombs"
No.845061
Sub dead?
No.845062
>>845061No, it just won't let me phone post pictures.
No.845065
Post scrunch
No.845068
>Hungarian hoi4 dev diary
No.845070
>>845069Paradox is talking about western romania
No.845071
>>845066That's a pout
>>845067I don't even know what this is
No.845072
>>845070Swatz I will fucking dropkick you back over the ocean at the meet to spare you the price of a return ticket
No.845073
>>845072ha jokes on you the us state department issued a terror warning for travel to Europe my flight got $200 cheaper. or $300 if I was willing to take a propeller plane.
No.845074
>>845073>200 dollar cheaper flight"Thank you Isis"
t. Swatz
No.845075
>>845073Holy shit propeller planes still exist?
No.845078
>>845076>A landlocked Kingdom run by an AdmiralYep, I love how Absurdistan is getting exposed
No.845080
>>845079There was an anecdote from the time about how it looked when Hungary declared war on the USA
>After the envoy arrives, the US ambassador has to check the maps to know just where Hungary is anywayThen the talks began.
"What is the form of government in Hungary?"
"Monarchy."
"And who is the king?"
"We don't have one at the moment."
"What do you have?"
"His highness, Admiral Milkós Horthy."
"Admiral? I see, then you have access to the sea."
"We don't, actually."
"Do you have any territorial demands agains the United States of America?"
"We do not."
"Do you have them against anyone?"
"Yes, Romania."
"Why don't you declare war on them, then?"
"Because we are allies."
No.845081
>>845080LOL I fucking love meme history.
No.845084
>>845083I'm gonna need like 30 myself.
No.845086
>>845084Hm, give me an hour instead then, I'll go grab some food
No.845088
>>845082I'll be home in a couple of hours but I'm tired as shit
No.845089
>>845082Soon, lemme shower
No.845091
>got offered student job for summer at internship place
>pays very well
>close by for italymeet with sylt
WEW
No.845092
>>845091I will share my best ponini with you.
No.845094
One hour is up, faggots.
No.845098
DEATH WALKS AMONG YOU
No.845102
Rip Flow3ry
No.845105
>>845103The salt harvest has been good for us lately.
No.845106
>>845103>>845104Should probably add
>He pretends he doesn't know us No.845107
>>845105Except when we were against that 6-stack with a combined level of 10000 with a grandmaster and a top 500
No.845108
>>845100No way im staying at your place during the italymeet
No.845111
>>845110I like ironic post-meme comics.
No.845112
>>845110>>845111I am pretty sure I have seen this art style before. I think this person runs a webcomic or something.
No.845113
>>845112Reminds me of something but I can't put my finger on it.
No.845116
What game and what server are all of you on?
No.845118
>>845117Its an interesting style, very cartoon
I wanna try it someday
No.845119
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>>845115Do not let Andy see this
No.845120
>>845117>>845116>>845119>>845118I awake from death and disease to carry you scrubs
No.845122
>>845116OW, Us
Now slp
I need to be up at a reasonable time
No.845124
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>>845123But where is the fun in keeping it all to myself?
No.845125
>>845124Well nor everyone likes certain things you do
You should respect that
No.845126
>>845124vore/mawplayfags pls go
No.845127
>>845124Generally that is learned in kindergarten.
No.845131
>>845126>>845129After viewing this image, I think DM is correct
No.845132
>>845130Well, I couldn't find the Undyne one that keeps triggering you anyway
Also
>getting upset at spoilered mouthshots No.845133
>>845131If it was vore then there would be a tiny person there, so he is factually wrong
No.845134
>>845132It doesn't really upset me
But again, no one really likes that
You're smart enough to figure this one out, come on
No.845135
>>845134I do, but I'm the oly one.
That's why I never post it.
I posted these things once, too, for probably the first and last time.
No.845136
>>845135They just seem out of place right now. If you were in Knight's Size Fetish quest, you'd get some clear moments to post them.
No.845137
>>845136Oh, sorry, did I interrupt some important discussion that was going on about post-ironic memeing?
Also, you're wrong too.
I don't want to be eaten by any of those mouths or something, that's fucking gross and you should be ashamed that is the first thing it brings to your mind.
No.845140
>>845137Don't take it like that and have this Zebra with a firearm
Is it firehoof in the Fallout Equestria setting?
No.845141
>>845140Oh hey, that's pretty nice, I do like the Legionare design of FE zeebs
Not really, they have mouth triggers and anything bigger than a pistol is usually put on a saddle or levitated by unicorns
No.845142
>>845141Same here. I just started looking up some pics for you and I gotta agree they have style.
I don't really mind your pictures. They don't bother me since I'm rarely here
No.845144
Instant ramen improves greatly with additions.
No.845145
>>8451441)Take one cup of instant noodles
2)Add real food
3)???
4)Enjoy
No.845146
>>845144I can barely eat noodle soups since I used to eat them so much.
I realized they are fucking disastrous to eat more than once every two weeks
No.845147
>>845143It's fine.
I'll be honest, I'm okay with them because it reminds me of settings like Zootopia. It's fun to imagine a Rabbit talking to a 🦁
I know this pony caused controversy, but she seems so cute here
No.845148
>>845147Littlepip is okay
Blackjack is not
No.845149
>>845146True, it's basically nothing but sodium.
No.845150
>>845143That applies to most of us
No.845151
>>845150Well, yes, it does.
I only posted those two mouthshots as responses too.
The lion in response to the lion king image and the fox because maali likes pokemons
No.845153
>>845152Oh you have no idea.
That thing is a hornet's nest you don't want to prod.
Just stick to Littlepip and co and you'll be fine!
Unless you're a diamond dog No.845154
>>845151Don't worry. It was just friendly rubbing. Or just people overreacting.
>>845153So what is your opinion on Zebra OCs?
No.845155
>>845154I like zebra OCs except if they inexplicably have neon colored stripes
No.845156
>>845155I can understand that.
Don't be too hard on yourself and have fun here, okay?
No.845157
>>845156That one is adorable
Also, I have been a bit easy to trigger recently because of IRL stress
No.845158
>>845151That was very thoughtful of you
Never do that again
No.845159
>>845157It's fine, it happens to all of us. Feel free to post it in the US evenings, seems way calmer then.
One last Zeeb before I take off.
No.845160
>>845159Andy likes to post that zeeb!
No.845161
>>845160Really?
I was just digging through some OCs. My phone is freezing, so bye for real now!
No.845162
I'm only 30 minutes in and I regret waiting this long to watch Tangled
No.845163
>>845161Yeah, she psted it before!
Alright, later!
>>845162It's a fun movie
No.845164
What are you faggots doing tonight?
No.845166
>>845165I rolled all over the elf bitch.
No.845167
>>845166>elven slut.pngForestcraft is a meme in this expansion
They had a very strong T1 deck last expac with Roaches though
No.845168
>>845167Luna bricked like a madgirl at the very end of the game on me. Skipped turn 8 AND 9.
No.845169
>>845168Woah, was this on Elite or Elite 2?
Because you do realize that on Elite 2 Luna has 3 Neps and 3 Mordecais, right?
No.845171
>>845170Ah, that explains it
Elite 2 has a very saturated 8-drop curve so it would be astonishing to see the deck not produce any of those 6 cards with about 10+cards drawn by the time she gets there
No.845174
>>845164My doing is done, I'm off to beb
No.845175
>>845172Hi.
>>845171I'm tempted to use my 1600 dust to create 2 revelations.
No.845178
>>845177Why must cosmic horrors always have tentacles?
No.845179
>>845178It makes them less human, as tentacles do not in any way resemble limbs as we understand them
No.845180
>>845179But are octopi really the most alien thing on planet earth?
No.845181
>>845180They're devilishly intelligent, move in ways that unnerve us, and get in places they really shouldn't be able to.
I'd say yes.
No.845183
>>845181They can also mimic other animals and shapeshift and change color and also squeeze through everywhere
No.845188
>>845186I agree. My phone's not working properly for one.
No.845189
>>845186>>845187I figured out that releasing my anger and other bad feelings into drawing doesn't work too well
I end up getting anxious and make lots of mistakes and it just makes me feel even worse
I found out that a powerwalk helps more
No.845191
>>845189I am glad I am not an artist because I would draw awful things when I was upset
No.845192
>>845191I'm just not in a level where I can draw for fun
Every time I draw Its a chore, an exercise to either improve and criticize myself or to please others
No.845194
>>845192Just fucking doodle man
And don't care about what it looks like
>>845193One of the few poke images I love
No.845195
>>845193I want to fuck that
zebra No.845197
>>845194Very rarely something acceptable comes out of doing this
>>845193Do you have any dogs, lady?
No.845198
>>845197Yeah, but it's fun innit?
No.845199
>>845197not allowed in the apartment
>>845195>>845194agree
No.845200
>>845198I honestly can't remember the last time I had fun with draw
It was years ago, when I only drew things I actually wanted to with no real reason behind and without the worry of improving
No.845201
>>845199I meant dog pictures silly
No.845204
>>845202This dog is uggo
Don't you have any cuter ones?
No.845209
What ho, fellow degenerates
No.845210
>>845209Selena's daughters invented cocaine.
No.845212
>>845211Should I bring some for Emmy?
No.845213
>>845209Any chance you could come to an Amerimeet? I was toying with the idea with Andy once I realized it's only a 5 hour drive up to Kansas
No.845215
>>845214Nah it feels awesome!
She saw Light Heart and Chip! And everyone was friends!
I know that sounds more like DMT, but it's piratesverse coke!
No.845216
>>845210hwat
>>845213Probably not, considering we're already behind on keeping up with the grapes.
Plus, don't have enough fun money for travel.
No.845217
>>845216Guess what Selena's bringing to the marriage!
Get ready for the
wedding night of a lifetime, fish.
No.845220
>>845217I'm pretty sure cocaine does terrible things to fish.
And depending on how haggard Selena and her daughters look after weeks of using it, she may just accept it as a gift and not use it.
No.845221
>>845220Oh come on, Fidget!
Sniffing coke off fish tails Think about it!
No.845222
>>845221that sounds degenerate and not something a bride should do, much less a priestess's daughter.
No.845223
>>845222Coke was used as a panacea in the 1800s. A bit like mercury.
>>845219ofc
No.845224
>>845222We're in a time when opium was a medicine.
It's fashionable!
No.845226
>>845225Well, we could run a few games, couldn't we?
No.845227
>>845226>>845225Andy is recharging after her games but she has more than us from playing with friends… I'd be up for a couple!
No.845228
>>845225>>845226>>845227I thought we'd be doing them tomorrow, but I guess if everyone wants to do it now, we could
No.845229
>>845227I figured you'd still be running T.
I'm game for some. Although I'd be down for OW too.
No.845230
>>845228I mean, I'm working all tomorrow anyway, so it's no difference to me.
No.845231
>>845229>>845228I'll b busy 2morro
Europ server
No.845232
>>845231Sure, I'll jump in
No.845233
>>845227>>845231I'll be there in 10 minutes
No.845234
anyone want quake champions beta keys?
No.845235
>>845233>>845232>>845231>>845230>>845229Today? You talked all day about doing it tomorrow you twats.
No.845237
>>845236I can't really do it tomorrow if all you faggots do it tonight, can I?
No.845238
>>845235>>845237We were full anyway.
Also we only did one game.
No.845239
>>845238>Nopo insists all day we do it tomorrow>changes mind at the very last minuteI'm not gonna lie, I'm angry about this.
No.845240
>>845237>>845239>changes mind very last minuteI did ask everyone that we do it tomorrow
But since people all wanted to do one round tonight what could I do?
We
are going to do the other 4 games tomorrow, and we can do 5 to get you your shit too
No.845244
>>845239>>845240technically wf just was eager to start it and wanted to try tonight
No.845245
>>845243I didn't promise jack shit so when Fidget asked, I complied. Kinda ridiculous to get mad over it tbqh.
No.845246
>>845242>>845243Wow, this sure makes me want to play more with you in the future ;^)
No.845248
>>845247Took me a second
Fucking sublime
10/10
No.845249
>>845248Honestly, it's an art form of it's own by now.
No.845250
>>845248>>845249>some day in the foreseeable future, an art museum will have a display of Loss editsI wonder how our grand-children are going to react to the Meme Wing of the museum.
No.845251
>>845244>>845243Don't be so upset, I'll probably end up playing with you anyway since I had to leave early and can't play Thursday
You better save 4 games for me Sylt
No.845253
>>845251This
May come to a surprise to you
And especially for Sylt
But most of us are capable of playing more than exactly 5 games to help friends out to get their shit
No.845254
>>845253But the other day you said we aren't friends!
No.845255
>>845254Did you lose three games in a row? You know his policy.
No.845256
>>845255I started that meme! This can't be happening! I'm in charge here!
No.845257
>>845251I expect to play HOTS literally until monday so whenevers really
No.845258
>>845254Well yeah, not with you, speficially
We are just mutually beneficial contractors in this case
No.845265
>>845263Rarity checking out the goods I see
No.845270
>>845268In the woods nobody cares about that stuff.
No.845271
>>845270I care
>>845269Fair point, though.
No.845273
>Hanzo buff
Why
No.845274
>>845272Children are easy to deceive.
No.845275
>>845273I'm more concerned about the Orisa damage nerf. Her guns only strong point is how much trash damage it shits out, they want to dial that back 15%?? Ree.
Meanwhile "must pick 76" gets reduced by -5%.
No.845276
>>845275Well, she is now nothing more but a shield dispenser, which sucks because it was next to impossible to kill things as it was
Also, that soldier nerf is only a buff to pharah which really jingles my jangles
I just don't get why buff hanzo to spam more bullshit random arrows that aren't even aimed and you can't expect them or play around them when there is already a hanzo in every fucking game
Happy about the Reaper tweak at least
No.845277
>>845276I had a cool hero concept I think would still be interesting
>Disruption specialist>Sends a hawk or something to disrupt a target and increase their spread (naturally a fuck you to Widowmaker, McCree and Soldier)>Low damage a la Mei No.845278
>>845277>disruption specialistSombra you mean
No.845279
>>845277>hawk>low damage>disrupts Since OW has donated so much to HotS, its time for them to give back, Tyrande meets all of this list, and could be another supporter / stunner
No.845280
>>845279No name or lore change either, it's literally just Tyrande, lel
>>845278I do like her, yes
No.845281
>>845280No explanation either
No.845282
>>845281Jeff does another intro video where they're like
>Early on in Overwatch we really wanted a hero that rides on a cat. We've been trying to sort of work that in for a while. Tyrande is this new hero, and she is we think really cool. So, besides the cat mount, she has an animal companion, and fires a bow just like Hanzo. We think Tyrande is a really good example of how diversity can be everywhere in a world like Overwatch, because she's purple skinned and immortal. No.845283
>>845282legit
she could be a fan that took it too far,
since blizz games exist in OW world No.845284
>>845283>>845282>not inserting That Which Has No Life as a stage bossHow would you kill it? There is no gun of a thousand bullets.
No.845285
Out of every emotion available, I did not think Outlast 2 would make me feel incredibly sad out of all things, and all because of a single note.
No.845286
So what's good in the hood?
No.845289
>>845285Sad about something in-game, or sad about the game? I hear there's people disappointed in the fact that the original's stealth has been primarily replaced with running away.
No.845294
Some thoughts on last week's Jack:
>I know one vs an army is classic Jack, but it would've been nice since this is an actual human, non-robot army to see some real tactics. Pit traps, mud/rock slides, fire arrows into the supply caravan, release the horses at night, general demoralizing terrorism, etc. - the real ways one can beat many
>Wasn't it kind of weird that Jack wasn't devastated that Ashi murdered a fuckton of people? I mean, it was in battle, but he was broken up about killing her sisters
>I kinda liked nuJack aesthetic so it feels weird to go back to old Jack now, but no big deal
>Scotsman shit STILL HASN'T MATTERED
>This episode had a lot of new stuff going on so overall I enjoyed it
>Felt like it went too fast, it was all over in the blink of an eye. That being said, I thought the flashback was perfectly handled. Honestly, the manual search for the sword could've been cut entirely (just start with him commenting "I realize the sword left me") in favor of better pacing
No.845297
>>845294The fight with the army could have been dropped completely in favor of the fight with mommy I think. Would also have given more time for the flashback.
While I think Ashi has been okay, and certainly not as bad as some feared, her introduction as a main character still steals too much time from Jack. She'd have to do something really special at the end to make her inclusion a net bonus.
No.845298
>>845297Yeah, there was really no reason it had to be an army versus a more satisfying mom fight. Perhaps with a couple of those brute enforcers as lead-ins before she joins the fray
No.845299
>>845294I think the episode (battle side) felt fast because that's how it was to Jack, who spend hours and hours making spirit tea
No.845300
>>845294This post is terrible
It has all the necessary ingredients
Yet it lacks the most important one
memes No.845301
>>845300FORGOTTEN YOUR PURPOSE
better?
No.845304
>>845302Do you think mam will be unmasked later?
No.845305
Also some Fenix thoughts since I just want to blogpost them
>Feels way strong for not much effort
>At level 1 I carried normal pretty easily - which is no feat but I cleared half of Dead of Night during night just massing adepts so it's joke tier
>Level 2-3 made hard look like a joke massing adepts even vs. mass disruptor/reaver, my ostensible hard counter
>Level 4-5 start chewing through brutals by incorporating some zealots and scouts
Tempted to try the weekly mutator on hard to pick up bounty XP and make leveling faster
Fenix doesn't really call for much micro, and even his abilities don't require much babysitting. One of the least involved commanders, but his mass cloaking and all-around strength means he's certainly viable.
No.845306
>>845299Sorry I missed you earlier on Mumble. My headset wasn't working and I was stuck talking through Text
No.845308
>>845307FOOOOOOOOLISH Samurai
No.845310
>>845308Why do you think they were called the daughters of aku?
No.845314
>>845311Is this your work?
No.845315
>>845312Oh hi
Autoupdate screwed me
What's up?
>>845314No sir
No.845316
>>845315Well you should draw some more. I like the figure and the way she isn't thrusting her boobs into the 'camera'
No.845318
>>845317You got any that would fit into Travel?
What are your normal hours now?
No.845319
>>845318knight
poke me sometime on steam tomorrow
2tired
goodnight
No.845320
>>845319Alright, good night
No.845321
>>845318I have one in mind
He's kind, he's cute and he's wanderlusty
>>845319Night Andy
No.845322
>>845321I can't promise anything, but if you're be around during 'Mon hours, I should be able to run for you.
Now I'm headed to bed, good night
No.845324
I'll try to continue otr in the next few days. It's been running so little I'm afraid it might just die at this rate.
No.845325
>>845322that would be nicee
Sleep well
>>845323I've been trying to get into it! It's just intimidating with all the stuff it has in it
Very deep game
>>845324That's good news
But Don't push yourself too much
No.845326
>tfw suddenly weird chest pain
Could this be the end of Nasse?
No.845327
>>845326Does it feel better when you stretch?
I used to get that when I slept in bad positions, it's just a muscle sprain in that case
No.845328
>>845315Tell me about drawing twins
No.845331
>>845330Sir is that nug drunk
No.845335
>>845334No, just a big hammer and loads of holy rage
No.845337
>>845335So you did check it then, you perverted fuck!
No.845338
>>845337>Emma>Calling others pervertedHe he he
No.845339
>>845337If she had one I'm sure she would have slapped Archimonde with it
No.845340
>tfw our fitness group is going to a restaurant together
>It's a Chinese restaurant
Eghgghghhgghgg
No.845342
>>845341I haven't met anselm or percy
No.845344
>>845341Also Gloria is clearly too busy fucking Percival to meet anyone else
