No.821593
>>821589HUMP DAAAY
>>821592delet this
No.821600
>>821599I like the ones where her hair is floofier and has more detail but that one's nice.
No.821604
>>821602what's the status on movie night btw
No.821605
>>821604Beer - obtained
Pizza - obtained
Meat - obtained
Movies - [Objective Missing]
>>821602Yus
No.821606
>>821604It seemed people preferred the Nielsen movies option.
Wf was also asking to watch Konosuba S2 with us, which I'm also fine with.
No.821607
>>821605I was going shopping tomorrow, I need to know if I should look for a rental place too.
No.821609
>>821606I guess. We had planned movie night then though.
No.821612
>>821603You should catch up on LWA except for the last episode so you can watch with us on Saturday.
>>821610Yup. I was thinking about the usual horse episode airtime. After that we can do the movies/whatever.
No.821613
>>821611Maybe I should watch the animu for these qts
>>821612I'd be up for that
No.821615
>>821614Panties are for beginners
No.821616
About the Nielsen stuff, what do we want to watch exactly? Airplane? Naked gun series? Police squad? I haven't watched his Dracula movie yet, but I heard it's fantastic too.
No.821617
>>821612I probably should.
>>821613Seems nice just from the snippets I've seen floating around the web.
No.821618
>>821616We could start with Falsely Accused since a lot of you haven't seen it yet
>>821617Plus it's not like I can play the game
No.821619
>>821616I suggest the Naked Guns and Dracula: DALO. Dracula also has the benefit of being a Mel Brooks film as well.
No.821623
>>821622sounds fun, when is that?
No.821625
>>821623Saturday, it seems.
No.821627
>>821624I like those mons.
No.821628
>>821623Sat, probably
We are thinking of watching Leslie Nielsen movies
No.821630
>>821626What an excited rarar
>>821627Who doesn't?
No.821631
>>821628I'll see if I can join in
No.821632
>>821631Aiming for a 4PM GMT start.
No.821633
>>821631Sweet!
I think Groves will keep the meta up to date
No.821635
>>821634God, I miss eating popcorn
I haven't seen salty microwave popcorn anywhere and it's killing me inside
No.821636
>>821635don't worry, I'll bring 5 flavors of fluffy buttery corn greatness.
'5d10' rolling for luck on each choice
Roll #1 3, 7, 9, 6, 5 = 30 No.821638
>>821636Uh… that's pretty good!
Aside from that first one
>>821637Fuck off with your sugar flavoured meme popcorn
No.821639
>>821638Here we see the pleb lusting after salty food in the absence of semen to feast on.
No.821642
>>821641That's what I said
No.821644
>>821640>>821639Yeah, sprinkle your steaks and fries with sugar too while you're at it
Absolutely fucking disgusting
No.821645
>>821643What's a kettle corn even
No.821646
>>821645its sweet, but not overpoweringly sweet, like a caramel is.
No.821649
>>821647No? Maybe its just tough to explain, kettle corn is sweet, but the sweetness just kind of coats it, and there is saltiness underneath
No.821650
>>821647Nah, it's actually pretty good. Salty, but with a definite sweetness to it.
No.821651
>>821648Hi emo. Let's go cut each other.
No.821652
>>821647It's essentially sugared popcorn.
No.821653
>>821651panda goth a cutie
don't die her
No.821654
>>821653Can't make any promises.
We might go on a month-long drug induced blender, blacking out for days every few minutes.
No.821655
>>821652>>821650>>821649>sugared popcornIt's what started this whole argument again!
Fuck belgians and their objectively shit taste in popcorn
No.821656
>>821654N-no plz, I'mma cri
No.821659
>>821655Oh.
Maybe you'd like sour cream and onion flavor? its really bitter
No.821660
>>821654It's called a bender
That's why the alcoholic robot in futurama is Bender
get it
>>821659That's the stuff!
I like that one!
No.821661
>>821659What the fuck Andy
No.821663
>>821661That is in the top 3 of chips flavourings
No.821664
>>821661>>821660I am very experienced in the tasting of popcorn. I'll find an ideal flavor for each of you.
No.821665
>>821662I ran out of those.
No.821667
>>821666Maybe they are not the ponies I've been looking for!
No.821668
>>821664I trust your tastebuds to guide mine to heaven!
>>821666YEah, the pony stealing fucker
No.821669
>>821667Give my ponies back!
No.821670
>>821669Sorry friend, you signed a contract.
No.821672
>>821667okay, I have one pony, a very special pony, that I can only lend out. She's very good at handling emos.
However, I will need 3 uncommon shrubberies in exchange for each day of lending.
No.821673
>>821670[Rips contract] '1d10'
Roll #1 4 = 4 No.821674
>>821672>Not watermarkedDelete it quickly before people save and devalue that pony!
No.821675
>>821672…I might be able to make due with that.
>>821671You did. See, this is why your ponies left. Because of how forgetful you are!
>>821673It's just paper. Please stop punching it.
No.821677
>>821674gasp, you're right!
>>821675Excellent, please leave the shrubberies by my place when you have a moment.
No.821678
A Bastion with Ironclad active has an effective HP of 462, of which 154 is Armor.
A nanoboosted Genji using his Ultimate does 180 damage per swing. That means to survive 4 swings from the Nanoblade (720 damage), the Bastion would require 258 (effectively 168) points of healing.
Bastion's self-healing does 75 points of healing per second, which is effectively 116 HP/sec when taking into account Ironclad's damage reduction. This leads to a total of 464 damage healed up over 4 seconds, the time it takes for 4 Dragonblade swings.
In other words, a Nanobladed Genji would not have taken down the Bastion even if the Bastion were alone, assuming it has Self-Repair up.
No.821680
>>821678It seems he's able to survive tracer bombs and repair though her bullets too
No.821681
>>821675Lies and slander!
>>821680>>821678Just work with your team to counter him guise ;')
>>821676But uh
Can I get a cute equine too?
No.821683
>>821682Nerf when
Also D.Va broke, defense matrix no longer absorbs bullets
No.821685
>>821684You have failed me, Andelia…
I trusted you…
No.821688
>>821685I can get you an equine, it's the last I have.
No.821689
>>821688What kind?
I'll need to inspect it
>>821686>AppleI don't need damaged goods
>>821687I am highly sceptical!
No.821693
>>821691It is very toxic though
>>821692What response did you expect?
No.821694
>>821693Not being spat on for sharing a cute pony, for one.
No.821699
>>821697DEAL, now excuse me while I flee the country with this money.
No.821700
>>821698[citation needed]
>>821699It can't be that bad!
No.821701
>>821700Oh, it has nothing to do with the horse, but I have some…enemies.
No.821705
>>821701What kin of enemies?
>>821702I can apprecaite Celestia!
>>821703I think you may be confused
No.821706
>>821705Italian loan sharks.
No.821709
>>821708But she is a dumb hick
No.821711
>>821710She can take all the offense she wants!
She is a tree-bucking idiot, not some fancy mare!
No.821713
>>821711I don't insult your waifu this way
No.821715
>>821709You run a farm for a day.
No.821716
>>821714Edgy pony you have there.
No.821718
>>821712That's Granny!
>>821715I don't need to, I'm not a hick!
>>821713Cause I don't have one
No.821719
>>821718what a liar you are.
No.821721
>>821718>all farmers are hicksYour ancestors would be embarrassed if they saw this
No.821723
>>821721Jokes on you
I know what it's like since I have farmers in family in cousin range No.821724
>>821720You like pank, but you fetishize zebras. Celestia is probably close to your favorite.
Ponk probably tops as "favorite pony" but then again your waifu is most likely not horse.
No.821725
>>821724What is my waifu then?
You're not giving me answers!
No.821727
>>821725Your waifu exists beyond the scope of my knowing because I haven't catalogued every known story and piece of media.
Therefore until further proof of your waifu's existence is provided, I'm just going to assume you lust after sweetie belle.
You dirty filly-phile.
No.821728
>>821726What kind of creature is that even?
>>821727>Even the fact that you think that just speaks leagues about your dirty mind!
No.821729
>>821728One you'd waifu!
also this.
No.821731
>>821730Good luck travelling, tomorrow!
No.821733
>>821729THe previous one, maybe!
This one the colors hurt my eyes!
>>821732Oh yeah?
But Felfire presented her underage puss-puss to Curry not me.
Explain this.
No.821734
>>821733She was refused, if you recall.
No.821735
>>821734That's what you want us to believe!
No.821737
>>821736Now I want you to, just to see if you're wrong or not!
No.821738
>>821737I bet you're a Rei-fag.
No.821740
>>821739How unlike you to not jump on a bandwagon.
No.821745
>>821740Really
What bandwagons have I jumped onto?
FnaF an Undertale?
Over the course of all the years?
>>821743Garfield without Garfield is a masterpiece
>>821741W-woah now, that's uh, that's a pretty bold claim…
No.821747
>>821745>FNaFWas that an alright game in your opinion?
No.821750
>>821747The first one was innovative with absolutely great sound design, aside from the jumpscares.
I also enjoyed the lore a lot.
The third one I also liked a ton.
>>821748>>821749J-Just like Andy said!
She's jut a hippy!
And she barely appeared!
Would I waifu her just because she'd be the perfect mare to chill out with and get high and hang out and not mind it?
No.821751
>>821749She's a qt.
Top waifu if you can deal with her letting her arm pit hair grow.
No.821752
>>821751Ponies don't have that
No.821753
>>821752They also don't have cooches in the show!
No.821754
>>821753They have mouths, that's all I need~
No.821757
>>821755Cute
>>821756Should have known what?
No.821760
>>821757That "dudelmaoweed horse" would have been your waifu.
She's got the same green as Emmy.
No.821761
>>821760Hey
I never confirmed she is!
No.821762
Everyone here please wish Switch-tan luck on his big debut
No.821764
>>821762Huh?
>>821763More like
>you'll never be autistic enough to buy a pony plushAlso
>not naked No.821765
>>821764I can't post that on a Christian board.
No.821766
>>821764On Friday, the Nintendo Switch comes out
No.821767
>>821765You posted the plush!
>>821766Oh
Who cares though?
No.821768
>nothing can block twitch ads anymore
>missing out on the segment intermission banter
Fuck you, Twitch
No.821769
>>821767People who don't hope for every game to be its best are usually filthy console warriors who have more brand loyalty than sense
I'm not planning to get one but I hope Nintendo does well
No.821770
>>821769Well, so do I
But that's up to them, really, isn't it?
No.821773
>>821771But what are the perks of being a robot?
No.821774
>>821773Fuck knows? Most obvious ones I can think of is removing habitability modifiers and extending lifespans to the extreme.
No.821775
>>821774Also no food requirement
But that seems incredibly OP
No.821776
>>821775battery requirement instead
No.821777
>>821771>start as hive mind>ascend to robots>rule galaxyFinally my long awaited dream of playing as Borg is complete!
No.821778
>>821776Energy credits are now food?
>>821777Why aren't you asleep you cuck?
No.821779
>>821775Unless they balance it with forcing equal energy input.
Either way, since achieving this requires completing the synth ascension path, this is something that would only be possible in the late game anyway. I'm guessing cyborgs are one of the steps required to reach full synth mode.
No.821781
>>821779I'm really looking forward to these lategame options, although I've never even got to lategame in a single game
>>821780Would you feed a cyborg
No.821784
God
The intenet is being trash again
This shit can drive me up a wall
No.821788
>>821786Uh oh?
>>821787What is it with deer getting stuck in things?
No.821789
>>821787>dumb imgur bug doesn't let me see it >>821788It was awful, it made me sleepy and fall asleep, it'll probably mess my sleep again
No.821791
>>821787>>821789deer is stuck in a fence, humans pry the bars apart to free it, it immediately tries to go through a different part of the fence
No.821792
>>821791And promptly get stuck
No.821793
>>821790It's an mp4, which isn't the problem, it can be converted, the problem is that it's 16 mbs
No.821795
>>821790>>821791Thanks, that sounds sufficiently amusing
Deer doesn't need help from humans anyway
No.821797
>>821796Yes I was reminded of that as well.
No.821799
>>821798Admittedly the acting gets fucking horrible when it comes to actually acting an not just pretending to be teens on Skype…
No.821800
>try to slp early
>end up tossing around in bed for nearly 4 hours
>wake up tired and late
Just kill me thanks
No.821801
>>821800Welcome to my all week
No.821803
>the final cut of Unfriended is actually one long take
Holy shit
That's actually impressive
No.821809
>>821808why should I feel something about it?
No.821810
>>821809It would be cool if there were major review outlets that weren't paid off
No.821811
>>821810Which ones are you referring too?
No.821813
>>8218111UP.com
Edge
Eurogamer
G4
Game Informer
GameSpot
GameTrailers
IGN
OXM (UK)
PC Gamer (US)
No.821814
>>821808Seriously, who okayed that model?
No.821815
>>821813>>821812huh, those for sure?
Also aren't game informer and eurogamer just magazines?
AKA The worst way to get information No.821816
>>821814I forgot to save it, but someone made a great image.
East
>Draw a girl>Call it a transexualWest
>Draw a transexual>Call it a girl No.821819
>>821818Waiment
I recognize that Witch girl
No.821820
>>821819It's Megumin!
Which is a totally normal name.
No.821822
>>821821It's just something to do with her hands while she shakes da booty.
No.821825
So thanks to Mercy, I was able to, not only tank but continue shooting, through an enemy Hanzo, Ana, AND Bastion.
Seriously, how did this get through the PTR?
No.821826
>>821825Someone made a monkey paw wish, "I wish I could play Bastion in comp without my team complaining"
No.821827
>>821825>>821826Finally, my wish to play with groves mercy, fidget bastion, and DM pharah, can come true!
No.821828
>>821824It's so fluffy.
>>821826No doubt, unless a Bastion main got a job at the company.
No.821829
>>821827He's a lot more durable but he can still die pretty easy.
No.821830
>>821829Fidget-kun, you have to believe in your bullets and the groves beside you
No.821831
>>821830But what if the Groves beside me gets one-shotted by a widow/hanzo? Because some retard thought headshots being instant-death in a game where it takes a good 10~15 seconds to get back to the fight was a good idea.
No.821832
>>821831Retreat back while self healing and demand a rien
No.821834
>>821832>implying anyone would listen>or that the Rein wouldn't be pushing while everyone else is on the pointYou underestimate my lack of faith in my fellow man.
No.821836
>>821834>anyoneduh, I'd be there!
How else can I experience the ideal game.
Also it has to be on route 66, the best map.
No.821838
>>821836Fair enough. A pity they removed headshot detection for turret mode, but I suppose that would be too unbalanced.
No.821839
>>821838People are quite upset, I wouldn't be surprised if this doesn't last long.
No.821840
>>821835Hello cutlet witch
>>821837Hello laundry goat
No.821842
>>821841You should practice Hog. His hook is useful against the Bastions.
No.821843
>drink a Four Loko I found in my room
boy that shit really puts a fire in your belly.
No.821844
>>821842The problem is I am a giant target. Every time I try to Hog I always get matched up against the people that are forever in groups of two no matter where they are in the map.
No.821845
>>821843I keep hearing about that stuff, but I still have no idea what it is. Alcoholic energy drink?
No.821846
>>821844Let's team up. I have a decent Zen and Ana.
No.821847
>>821845Used to have caffeine in it, got taken out since people died from overdosing. So it's a fruit-flavored carbonated malt beverage. It's about as thin as soda, and is pretty fizzy, and comes in huge cans.
No.821848
>>821846Maybe someday.
>>821847People died because they kept mixing it with alcohol like retards. That's why it's banned in my area.
No.821849
>>821848It was already an alcoholic drink, but with caffeine in it, which you're not really supposed to mix, so that's what killed people.
No.821850
>>821846>>821848this weekend we should meme
No.821851
>>821850Sounds like something that could be done, yeah.
No.821853
>>821850This weekend is shaping up to be quite something
No.821854
>>821852The problem was people were mixing like, four of those liter-cans with a 40oz bottle of cheap beer and making shots out of them.
No.821855
Gee some of these pretty princess points pictures can be super detailed and esoteric.
>>821852Well, energy drink levels of caffeine.
No.821856
>>821855Have you played any mecha tabletop games?
No.821857
>>821854>beer What the fuck man
No.821859
>>821854Oh yes that's a problem then.
>>821856I have not, the opportunity hasn't really come up for me. I was working on a mecha splat for S10 but it was a bit too complex for the system and worked a lot on my own logic so it wasn't too good for other people.
No.821860
>>821857>>821858And lethal, as it did actually result in the death of someone in the county who was rich enough to matter, thus the ban.
No.821861
>>821860>rich>drinking malt liquorI smell a conspiracy.
No.821862
>>821859Post what you got, or just give us some info on what you were trying to build.
No.821863
>>821862http://pastebin.com/v7THB9VeIt's actually kind of serendipitous because I had deleted the bookmark that had this since I was done with it and interest had waned, but it seems that I was signed out of Chrome and when I signed back in it was there?
No.821864
>>821861College students aren't known for their intelligence when it comes to liquor.
No.821865
>>821863You have a time window where it lets you undo the deletion
No.821868
>>821867Remember to take a step back to breathe, BDN. Otherwise you really will burn yourself out.
No.821869
>>821868Hard to find time for that
Memes this weekend might help
No.821871
>>821869For your sake, I hope they do. A leisure activity might be just what you need to unwind and de-stress.
No.821872
>feel like complete shit two hours in to the day
Fucks sake am I getting sick?
No.821873
>>821872You should take a day off if it's remotely possible
No.821874
>>821873I'm considering it.
Took a painkiller to keep going for now, let's see how I feel after lunch.
No.821876
>>821874Good luck
I'd like a day off too but I can't afford it
No.821877
>>821876You THINK you can't
No.821879
>>821878Don't pay for it
Throw off the shackles of your oppressive regime
No.821880
I feel like I should be drawing
No.821882
>>821881MASSIVE
TITS
maybe I will No.821883
>>821882Do or do not, there is no maybe
No.821884
I fucking slept in
>>821883>>821864>>821861>>821860Ah, the good old days of high school when we mixed everything with everything
And only one of us almost died! The ambulance folks told use he'd have died for sure if they arrived 30 minutes late, which was fucked up, since they'd have gotten lost if we didn't carry the corspe-like dead weight of my friend on bikes and motorbikes to a crossroad, since we were drinking at a farm far away from everything
No.821886
>>821884So that's where the brain dmg comes from
No.821887
>>821885What a cute spurdo
>>821886If you want to deal with the fact you were born into eastern europe you have to start drinking by the age of 14
No.821889
And today, too, we kill ourselves another day!
No.821891
>The next step, Synthetic Evolution, requires the ability to build Synths, and allows you to upgrade your cyborg population into fully mechanical forms, finally abandoning the frailty of flesh for the surety of synthetics. When it is complete, you will become a fully robotic empire, with a robotic primary species. Your population will benefit from all the advantages normally conferred to Synths in production and research, and all your leaders will be immortal, able to be killed only in battle or through events. You will also naturally no longer require Food for your synthetic population, instead being replaced by an Energy maintenance similar to regular Synths. You will also be able to name your new, gloriously post-biological people.
Knew it.
Also a bunch of new traits confirmed, this one making me laugh:
Delicious: Makes the species delicious and nutritious, granting +100% food yield from Processing and Livestock.
Obviously only available through gene modding.
No.821892
>>821891>Nerve Stapled: Removes the ability of the species to feel happiness or sadness. Happiness is disabled and Food/Mineral production increased, but adds major penalties to other resource production.This one's pretty fucked up too.
No.821895
>>821894So do I
Shame it's still such a long time until release
No.821896
>>821891>>821892Pretty fucking hyped.
I love it when games allow you to be cruel.
No.821898
>>821895Well, one month and we're there.
No.821899
>my "Island of Freedom Official Sziget Szitizen" badge almost broke at the pin
Fuck me
It's like a useless little trinket but it's been on every backpack I've ever worn for the last five years
No.821900
Well I made it through the day.
No.821902
I just witnessed a non-ironic "refugees welcome" sticker.
No.821903
>>821901Remember when you said there is no art of FemHog?
>>821902Build wall
No.821904
>>821903>different body type >different outfit >using the chain wrong This is not the Hog
No.821905
>>821902I've seen those around Bruges as well, but that was back when this whole crisis only just started.
No.821907
>>821903Not really, but that's some, um, very nice fan art.
No.821908
The lack of Sun is hurting my soul one hand
On the other, there are a lot of cute pale grls
No.821909
>>821908The longer days are getting warmer
Winter is ending and I hate every moment of it
No.821911
>>821910Eat my ass you pollen enabling insect breeding cancer sphere
No.821913
>>821911But think of all the good things the Sun does for us!
No.821914
Prof just sperged out about trannies.
No.821917
>>821914Were you sitting in the front row with your fem penis shirt again?
No.821919
>>821915>>821916He's the professor of database structures, and was talking about keys, saying how something like the Italian equivalent of a SSN is a bad key, as it carries info within itself, and has to change if the person, for instance, changed gender. And now you have either the choice of keeping the old SSN showing you had a sex change or change SSN and fuck up a lot of documents.
No.821920
>>821917That only happened once!
No.821923
>>821922If you only knew how much we talk about dicks, tits and cooches at a humanities university!
No.821924
>>821923Eh', that's humanities, no one care
No.821927
>Suddenly need to decide between giving Iorveth his sword or helping Roche
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I WASN'T READY
No.821929
>>821927You still have till later to make your final decision
No.821930
>>821928>>821929Now I feel dirty for panic-pausing the game
No.821931
>>821930If you side with Roche you can decide to find Iorveth immediately after, and presumably vice versa. I don't remember a quest marker but you can
No.821932
>>821931>>821930Not that you'd want to betray Broche like that and ruin your W3 experience
No.821933
>>821931>>821932Well I helped Roche anyway
HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DEFEAT LETHO WITHOUT POTIONS
No.821937
>>821933dodge like a mad cunt
No.821938
>>821935>>821934raid kicks off in 2 hours
No.821939
I'm very close to uninstalling Bastionwatch but I know they're going to release the new hero soon
Bleh
No.821941
>>821940I can win if I play Bastion but it's not fun, I don't want to play him
No.821942
>>821941Welcome to the lives of people who did not like Genji or Mcnuggets in the past
No.821943
>>821942Reasons not to play aboverolex increasing
No.821944
>>821942I never liked Genji, this is advanced cancer though, a step far beyond
You see, if I hated Genji I could always at least shut him down with Winston. No one for-sure kills Bastion. Sombra can't, that's for sure.
No.821945
>>821937I'm getting into this now
No.821947
>>821946I was told deer love salt
They also like licking stuff
No.821948
>>821947I bet deer would love squid.
No.821950
>>821949Do you like fish?
No.821951
>>821950Only fix fish I ever liked eating was salmon
Also I didn't mean I hated how squid tasted, I never ate squid
They just creep me out
No.821952
>>821951Squid's good, it's chewy and salty.
No.821956
>>821953Even uglier than Sombra, amazing!
No.821957
>>821956'1d10' slap Wf
Roll #1 9 = 9 No.821958
Frodo sure does fall down a lot in the Lord of the Rings movies.
No.821959
>>821954It's to quell the rage from the Transformers meta.
No.821960
>FORTIFY
>Orisa temporarily reduces damage she takes, and cannot be affected by action-impairing effects.
>HALT!
>Orisa launches a graviton charge which she can detonate, slowing nearby enemies and pulling them towards the explosion.
Guess I know what my new main is.
No.821961
>>821960Where is a list of her abilities?
No.821963
>>821960I wonder how long until the ED209 jokes roll in.
No.821964
>>821961>>821962She's also on PTR already, but PTR is fucked.
No.821965
>>821960>>821961>>821962Honestly the news that pleases me most?
>JKap: Tomorrow morning we'll have Bastion nerfs on the PTR No.821967
>>821962>>821965>Age: 1 monthShe definitely looks like fun
Sorta wondering about the mini-grav though, looks SUPER strong
No.821968
>>821964>>821967She does look super fun.
No.821970
Also, her barrier is fucking HUGE
That is going to suck as Widow
No.821971
>>821970It looks a lot smaller than that on the PTR…
No.821972
Hm, I guess it's pretty big still, you know, but it's like Rein ou have to stick quite close to it
No.821973
>>821969http://imgur.com/a/BSzFpMore skins.
Protector looks fucking awesome.
No.821974
But how fast is it? And can other champs ride it?
No.821975
Thoughts
>Her firing seems awkward, projectiles quite slow>Fortify is weaker than Zarya Barrier imo>Barrier is good, throwing one down at a range is handy>Very immobile>>821974Slow
No.821977
>>821973Megasoma looks pretty good!
No.821979
>>821973Protector is the only one I think looks alright
No.821982
>>821981It's the Reinhardt stretch but without the back pains
No.821983
>>821975I suppose it had to sacrifice speed for sturdiness.
No.821984
>Watch some of her Highlight intros
Hnnnnng
No.821987
>>821986She was programmed/piloted by a ten-year-old.
No.821988
>>821986>>821985That's pretty cute, yeah!
Her head looks a bit like she's a powerpuff girl
No.821993
>>821991I'll likely never have one to grab. What with being human and all.
No.821995
>>821993What would your qt mark be?
No.821996
>>821994>Breath of the Wild is coming out tomorrow>have the WiiU to play it onasgfkasgbaskfasfkjgndasf
No.821997
>>821995If I knew that, Sion, I'd have a purpose.
No.821998
>>821996I saw a discussion saying that the WiiU version was just as good as the Switch.
No.821999
>>821989How are things over there?
No.822000
>>821998Well I expected as much, seeing that the Switch is just a portable WiiU. I just don't know if I should buy it or not.
No.822001
>>821999The other guy in the appartment is far more pleasant than expected.
Town is beautiful. Only complaint is Germans being so shitty about procedures that I still don't have my bank account. Tomorrow hopefully.
No.822002
>>821997But you have a purpose, you just need to remember.
No.822003
>>822001Oh, yeah, red tape is awful everywhere though
No.822006
>>822005Personally? Not really.
But if that was an offer to play H, then I'm for it.
No.822007
>>822006Not today, Thursday
I have a paper to write and it has to be done in 4 hours, haven't read the book yet
No.822014
>>822013indeed
does new horse hero have booty?
No.822017
>>822014>>822016It has a suspicious panel right in the middle of her roboass
No.822018
>>822015>she's gaySo you're saying there's a shot?
>>822016nice
No.822019
To eat, or not to eat?
No.822020
>>822017Well, the batteries have to go somewhere.
No.822022
>>822017I guess this is as good a time as any to get back into OW
No.822023
>>822021Do not have lewd thoughts about the underage robot
No.822024
>>822018She's taken too!
>>822021She's too cute for that
No.822026
>>822023>>822024Come on, a robot doesn't have an age, and also isn't cute.
No.822028
>>822025>oh I really don't feel like cooking today>wonder what's in my fridge>buncha vegetables about to spoil>now have to slice and dice all night longThanks, Trump.
No.822030
>>822027Fuck, I just got the name. It's an OR15-A model.
No.822032
>>822027That's nothing important. A robot doesn't have ages like a human.
If anything she's an old maid now. Her chassis could crack any minute.
No.822033
>>822030Are you a dumb
>>822032>defending robofoolery No.822034
>>822028Good thing you decided to eat, or those veggies would have been wasted.
No.822035
>>822033What do you know old man! Go back to your lab rats.
No.822036
>>822027I'm gonna stick my dick in that
No.822037
>>822035My lab cats you mean
No.822041
>>822033I am a bit slow sometimes.
No.822042
>>822041>sometimes>>822040Doggo is easy to ruse
No.822046
>>822042Well, I didn't know that Orisa was built from OR15 parts. Once I had the whole story, the connection was instantly made.
No.822049
>>822048Kill all yordles
Except for Tristana, she is cute No.822050
>>821973There is a tau mark on megasoma
No.822054
>>822053I'd put my D battery in her energy slot IYKWIM
No.822055
>>822054It's the future, Nopo. She runs on depleted uranium marbles.
No.822056
>>822055Is this some kind of weird radiation fetish?
No.822057
>>822056No? I mean, by 2070 microreactors should be safe enough for common usage.
No.822058
>>822055Or she runs on Jizz.
Just like D.va
No.822059
>>822058But Hana runs on doritos, corporate sponsorships, and her lust for omnic blood.
No.822060
One of the top level pro players said Orisa is a "glass cannon, god-tier utility, but easily scatter-arrowed"
No.822061
>>822060>easily scatter-arrowed glass cannon in the bastion metaInto the trash it goes.
No.822062
>>822060>glass canon>tankblizzard why
No.822063
>>822060Isn't everyone easily scatter-arrowed, though? Except maybe an airborne Pharah, but in that case they just shoot her normally.
No.822064
>>822063Easily scatter-arrowed means it's got a large hitbox and moves slowly.
No.822065
>>822062>>822061>>822063The larger the hitbox, the easier it is to deal the full 450 damage of Scatter Arrow.
Zarya only has 400 health but she has a very thin model, Orisa is a very fat model and 200/200. Armor will take 5 off each of those arrows down to 420 damage.
Her shield is 900 health (Winston 600).
No.822067
>>822064I see.
>>822065But she's never going to have full health unless she's got a pocket healer.
No.822068
>>822062>>822061>>822060400 HP just like Zarya
She also has the 'take less damage' ability
No.822069
>>822065Man that's horrible.
>>822068Zarya has bubbles.
No.822070
>>822069And Orisa has a barrier and a 'take less damage' ability
No.822071
>>822070Stationary barrier with deployment time.
And the damage reduction is worse than the bubble, to protect yourself from scatter arrows!
No.822072
>>822071The nice thing about the barrier is no time limit, so if it isn't destroyed you can just refresh it with zero downtime. That's very interesting, quite unlike other barriers we've seen really.
No.822073
>>822072So it's basically Winston's but it doesn't wear out?
Though the two could work well together in that he covers her with his barrier while hers deploys.
No.822074
>>822071Hanzo is going to be a bitch no matter what
Just have a Winston or Widow on your team dealing with him
Orisa is there for the rest of the team, and quite frankly, it looks like she will only work well with a good team.
No.822076
>>822073I didn't notice a deploy time on her barrier, it's no longer than Winston's deploys
>>822071>>822074The really interesting thing is that she reverse pins a Rein if he charges into her Fortify, he gets stunned and take 400 damage
No.822077
>>822076It's ten seconds, isn't it?
>>822076What
No.822078
>>822065>>822068well, maybe she's still able to be a tank if people stay with her.
No.822079
>>822077No time limit on her ult, it pops up instantly on impact
There is a cooldown on deploying a new shield if that's what you mean but the old one never expires unless destroyed
No.822080
>>822079What do you mean by the Rein charge thing?
Source?
Proof?
Etc
No.822081
>>822080I mean if Rein's charge connects with a Fortified Orisa, he gets Stunned and takes 400 damage, Orisa doesn't move
There was a webm, I didn't save it
No.822082
>>822081The 400 damage sounds dumb
No.822083
>>822081>>822082I checked reddit an the webm, it's 170 damage
No.822084
>>822083It seemed like as much as a Rein pin is
Guess I was wrong
No.822085
>>822084He was probably getting shot in-transit.
No.822086
>>822085Nah, he started with low health, that's why I thought it was so much
No.822088
>>822084Rein's pin is 300.
No.822089
>>822088It feels like 400 desu
No.822090
>>822087Hmm, that's going to be troublesome.
Pretty high chances she's going to be CTF's go-to champ for the foreseeable future.
No.822091
After seeing the gun animations, I now also approve of the two bug skins
No.822097
>>822094Also, I've heard nothing of it, good or bad, it seems like a fun little game for now
No.822099
>>822096>you pick your diet can I select "germlin style" so I get fed nothing but mountain dew and doritos?
No.822100
>>822099>Gremlin style"If you feed me after midnight, everyone dies"?
No.822101
>>822099You can set your own, so yes, you can actually Gremlin out!
>>822098Is this from a TF2 SFW for beginners thread?
No.822103
>>822102The mouth and the puffy cheeks, jesus
I cannot think of anything but the Fishmen from the Deep from the fucking 2006 Cthulhu game
No.822105
>>822104All the models just look simply awful, I don't know how they did it
No.822107
>>822105We have moved into the postgood era
No.822109
>>822107>>822106Is this very early alpha without proper rendering or something
No.822110
>>822109Seeing the general bioware quality?
Nah.
No.822115
>>822113Such a pretty phox
No.822119
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For Sylt
No.822121
>>822119>blood elementalThis is why you don't mess with a summoner on her time of the month.
No.822122
>>822121>>822120Nono, this is EXACTLY why you mess with a summoner during that time of the month
No.822126
>>822125Oh fuck
This looks great
No.822128
>>822126I agree.
>Donald Duck is one of the greatest adventurers of all time No.822129
>>822127Efi Loliindabuttdindu
No.822132
>>822131Why is anxiety a thing?
No.822136
>>822135It's a defence mechanism, yes.
Those who do not meme may become extinct very soon.
No.822137
>>822130What show is that?
>>822134Night grooves
>>822131> No.822138
>>822137No idea
>>822136The meme age scares me
H-Hold me BDN
No.822141
>>822140I just like to think that if we're ever observed by aliens, that's what they're going to call us.
No.822142
>>822141I don't think they can ever understand
Especially not meta memes
No.822143
>>822142What if a meme is the cause of a war? The aliens misinterpret the usage of a meme as a declaration of war somehow and that starts a galactic war.
No.822144
>>822143>all is going well>fat neckbeard with a Xenomorph daikimakura walks up with a sniffle>"UuuuuGH, AHKTUALLY in the fanart of my favourite porn artist you're supposed to have six sets of boobs!">shows pictures to aliens>ayytistic screechingAnd that is how Earth became a tomb world
No.822146
>>822145Only because he didn't like the Superior Predator-chan
No.822147
I for one am anticipating the inevitable Bastion/Osira shipping.
No.822148
>got a widow potg
>can't be happy since the match was awful with a nonexistent team
No.822150
>>822147Like everything else involving Bastion, that would be incredibly boring
No.822151
>>822150His animated short was one of the best ones though
No.822152
How has the new character played? Are you guys liking her?
>>822150Did you free up for quest?
No.822153
>>822152I haven't actually tried her yet
No.822154
>>822152She seems okay to me
Can't play her yet
No.822155
>>822152>new characterI tried to play her on ptr, got into a waiting for match with her, and then the match was canceled, it found another, and it kicked me from the ptr. So I gave up
soon, have to finish cooking.
No.822156
>>822151[ptsd in the distance]
No.822159
Okay, Hearthstone really is trying to salvage the situation and stop being a shit
Un'goro has some hope
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OuKWK8HjFUAnd also
The new trailer didn't have a song like the other ones, so Ben Brode sang one.
Watch at 1.5 speed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEmnpRSgqQk No.822166
>>822165oh updater fooled me
No.822167
>>822164One thing just hit me about Osira and Numbani.
The place is super /k/.
They allow a little girl to have a huge combat robot around. Even without the weapons, Osira has been shown to be super strong and super dangerous.
No.822169
>>822168That makes it worse!
They let a little girl run around collecting Combot parts in a crime scene. Unless she built them from the scraps that got thrown away, that would be a bit better.
No.822170
>>822169see for yourself, she took them from the crime scene, thou she was just, already there, so maybe the authorities couldn't lock it down in time ?
https://youtu.be/PsSi7-pFInc?t=29 No.822171
>>822170>>822169To be fair, it doesn't state a timeframe for WHEN she started scavenging the parts; if she was doing it immediately afterwards, ie while Doomfist was still rampaging, then of course the police had bigger problems to worry about than a little girl scavenging junked robots.
No.822172
>>822171and those junked robots kind of
were most of the police force…
No.822174
>>822173qt
There might not be mons for a while
No.822176
>>822175Sorry.
At least Amber has her Pokeprince monthly
No.822179
>>822177you should try to draw fast flanker
No.822180
>>822179>>822177Or better yet, trainers
No.822181
>>822178Now I'm wondering what the princess counterparts are like.
I think they'd use cooler Pokemon to appeal with the boys, so water princess uses Gyarados, maybe.
No.822182
>>822179I don't really like her that much
Hard to believe, I know, but even that butt isn't enough to sway me
>>822180This however, is a much more inviting request
No.822184
>>822182If you're okay with it!
>>822183Statistics are good
Hmmm
No.822186
>>822185It was another perfect roll.
Doel my quests just steal those good rolls from other games? Is my Dewott going to get one shot for this?
No.822188
>>822186Maybe I can make time for your fight tomorrow
No.822189
>>822186I'm sure that's not the case!
No.822190
>>822186Okay feeling kind of bad, gonna go after another post or two.
Thanks for running
No.822191
actually gonna go now, can't sit up here anymore.
thanks again
No.822193
>>822191>>822190Hope you had fun.
>>822188Don't worry too much. You have important things to deal with.
No.822195
I should clean, but I'm going to play Vidya instead.
>>822194Buenas noches.
No.822196
I have awoken
No.822197
Things I learned in these matches
>Mercy Heals a surprising amount
I felt my team mates deserved to die more often than they did
>Once the team is good, she is boring
Seriously, how can anyone defend this? I'm hiding behind Rein, his shield, Soldier, Bastion, and several walls while still contributing by holding down a button.
>The mouse is your greatest enemy
Heal the person with LOW HP, not the Soldier at full! I know I am clicking on him, work!
No.822199
>>822198>They've simplified MercyWhy don't they just let a bot play instead?
I'll admit, I was panicking when I saw the enemy Mercy flying into the just ended battle. No.822200
>>822199The option's been there forever, friendo
No.822201
>tfw want to go to the hobby store today but blurhg
No.822203
>>822201Do you even play 40K or historical wargames? I near about your models, but rarely your matches
No.822204
>>822203Yes 40k, I had the greatest match last weekend against Death Guard.
No historical wargames, no one plays them here
Besides DM only does collecting too
No.822205
I just read something horrific.
Kaplan is Tigole, the man responsible for EQ's death and WoW's focus on raids.
No.822206
>>822205Also Bush was a DIY for the CIA who was responsible for the DEA's CAP and DCU's foreclosure on LMJ
No.822207
>>822206You do realise everyone gets those two acronyms and ONE name I wrote about, right?
No.822208
>>822207What the FUCK is an EQ and who the FUCK is Kaplan and why should anyone care?
No.822209
>>822205At least Overwatch isn't an MMO, so there's less to fuck up
No.822210
>>822205I don't know, with how absolute garbage WoW's quests are focusing on raids instead may have been the better call.
No.822211
>>822209Isn't every multiplayer game an MMO by default
Also I'm really getting into Witcher 2 now that I cleared Flotsam
No.822212
>>822211Great for you. There really wasn't much in W2 that stuck out to me
No.822213
>>822212I kinda found it funny that they did the "mage makes a protective bubble" thing again
Witcher 2 is a much richer experience for me than W1 ever was.
No.822215
>>822214It could be worse
You could be doing math
No.822217
Orisa is pretty fun so far.
No.822218
>>822217I still haven't got to play her yet
No.822219
>>822218We could play some PTR.
No.822221
Lets talk about vampires
No.822222
>>822221They fucking suck
No.822224
>every time I get in 200 score of ranking up I get a fucking losing streak
Fucking love it game
Absolutely fucking love it
No.822225
>>822220It's my fault, I wasn't here to wish you a good night and sleep well yesterday
No.822227
>>822225Everything is your fault, you fucking asshole
I agree
Murder all deer
>>822226They fucking suck blood
No.822228
>>822221I'm indifferent towards them
>>822227D:
No.822230
>tfw I accidentally betrayed Calth
No.822234
>>822233I'm sure it did you good.
No.822235
>>822151Not one of - it was easily THE best one.
No.822236
>>822233Feels good huh
I need that ability back
No.822238
>>822236>>822237The secret is to sleep an average of 5 hours per night for the rest of your week for a few years in a row.
>>822234Starbounding?
No.822241
>>822239I'll need more details
No.822242
>>822238The secret is to sleep, full stop
I can do 20 hours without interruption but I have work and shit
No.822243
>>822241Draw
Sisters of Battle No.822244
>problem that's been plauging me for over a month turns out to be due to a tiny, really fucking vital thing my prof forgot to mention in the handouts
god fucking damn it
No.822245
>>822244Is it frowned upon to ask the professor for help?
No.822246
>>822245Never occured to me to ask. It was a problem related to dating minerals using ratios of Rubidium isotopes.
The method uses the changing ratio of radioactive Rubidium-87 and stable Rubidium 85. Nowhere in the notes did it actually state that Rb-87 decayed into Rb-85 but I just assumed it did until I remembered literally minutes ago that I've never actually seen it mentioned.
No.822249
are we ded
No.822252
>>822250Good question.
What's the answer?
No.822257
>Fallout New Vegas can be speedrun in 22 minutes
Nice "open world" game Obsidian!
No.822258
Did you hear?
The strawman of Orbán said that the reason his company had a thousandfold increase in income (yes, you read that right, 1000x increase) while even Zuckerberg only had a sixfold increase is not because of corruption, it's because he is "Smarter than Zuckerberg"
Yes, that's a quote.
He said that.
No.822259
>>822256Fightan herds?
Is it even out?
No.822260
>>822257>he cares about speed runnerslol
No.822261
>>822257How?
>>822256I'm not good at fighting games, no
No.822262
>>822260You might be out of the loop, this is a pretty high level meme, you have to understand the BOTW meme first to get it
>>822261It's up on YouTube, you can do quicksave cripple glitch to grab +60% run speed, then you do a convo skip at the NCR monorail to get into the strip early. You do have to meet each faction though which does eat most of the run.
No.822263
>>822259>>822261Wasn't it supposed to come out last month?
>check site>they're still workingoh, RIP then
No.822264
>>822262Yeah, but how the fuck do you get to ANY of the endings so fast, even if you go into the strip?
All varieties have at least 5 quests before the dam, and the dam battle itself takes a shitload of time
No.822265
>>822263Never ever status achieved?
No.822266
>>822262What, that they intentionally didn't block off the ending of BotW for speed running potential?
No.822267
>>822264Getting to the Tops completes They Went That A Way so you get 2 full levels, get Black Widow and have sex with Benny to get the chip + Wild Card quest
Reach each faction and attack one of their NPCs to mark you as interacted with them, rush back to YesMan
Then you only have to do one quest (Dorado station) before you can do the battle for the dam
>>822266Actually you can sprint straight to Ganon in 16 minutes in BOTW but no one can beat him with starting gear
No.822268
>>822265They'll finish it eventually..
No.822269
>>822267>no one canI'm pretty sure that's a challenge to the community
No.822270
>>822267Huh
I remember I saw a 28 minute speedrun of Outlast when they just use one of the vents for a glitch to skip half from the mad doctor to the very end.
>>822268That's what they all say!
No.822271
>>822269Knowing Nintendo you probably need the Master Sword to damage him
No.822272
>>822271Well that's how it works. Master Sword or Light/Silver arrows are the only thing that can stop him. The final battle in OOT is unwinnable if you decide to stick with the Biggorn's Sword for whatever reason.
No.822275
>>822273I tried once and it killed NL
No.822278
>>822273The only way to take one of those down is something as strong as explosion magic
No.822283
Post tachikoma
No.822285
>>822283Tachikoma ruined GitS.
No.822286
>>822285If you think that you haven't seen the manga
No.822288
>>822286Manga is shit too.
Only 1st and 2nd movie are any good.
No.822290
>>822289Why is Succ such a cute?
No.822294
>>822292It's not his fault the rest of the series doesn't even try showing anything interesting.
No.822296
>>822294I liked the Laughing Man case the most
Individual Eleven was a little too weird for me though
No.822298
>>822295Maybe it is her aphathy that I find so appealing
No.822299
>>822297If you're here, want to get your fight set up?
No.822300
Now that I've had hands on
I suspect the biggest difference maker in a great Orisa will be ability to abuse her alt fire, it requires some thinking ahead because it's rather slow
No.822302
>>822299I thought it was ready to start?
Only if you have time and I'm not stealing you from studying.
No.822303
>>822302I eman, get started on your fight.
It's 1am so I think I'm done with work for the day
No.822304
Quick, does anyone have the art of Emrille that lemon made?
No.822305
>>822303I'm free for an hour, so sure.
No.822307
>>822306That's from Maali!
No.822308
>>822307oh
maybe check his tumbler
No.822309
>>822306Monday seems the likeliest.
If you had continued looking around in the Aqualesia building, I was fully willing to let you get to the last boss.
No.822310
>>822308It was made before he had one…
No.822311
>>822309>final boss was there all along>left because useless hacker burd kept telling me toonever listen to cowards again!
No.822313
>only now read Maali's post
You fucked up bad
No.822314
>>822312Uh
Post Buttermilk then?
No.822316
>>822315The Maali buttermilk one?
You know, where she winks!
No.822319
>>822309http://mlpg.co/s10/res/22941+50.html#24543And people who jump in
Also, you received a bit of xp for finding the Mirage Falls, your pokemon may have new stats
No.822320
>>822251I only have one very shameful character left
No.822322
>>822321I'm afraid I'll get laughed at if I reveal him
A 16-year old Sorceress's apprentice who is forced to crossdress No.822323
Anyone up for a couple of OW PTR rounds?
No.822324
>>822323When's centaur
waifu robot getting released into the proper server?
No.822327
>>822323I was playing it earlier but I could get back on
>>822324Maybe a week if Ana and Sombra were any judge, but who can say?
It really seems like they rushed this character out
No.822328
Despite what it looks like, I'm actually trying to do some setup and not brute force my way through.
>>822325What about your Pirates character?
No.822329
>>822327Pls run Timbuktu?
No.822330
>>822322I can see why you don't want to make one..
>>822325Oh..
No.822331
>>822328Yeah, I noticed.
Also holy shit Cali deals massive damage
No.822332
>>822330I mean I love playing as him
No.822334
There's that >1, I was expecting it to rear it's head soon.
No.822335
>>822333You read Erfworld?
No.822341
>Plan to Weaken Gyarado's seems to be workingThematically, Cali wanted to fight and I needed to put her in first, but using Fighting game terms, I really shouldn't use her for Point. But two Razor Shells, I can't put that down.
>>822338That's it for me, I have to take my brother to work and do a few things. You should sleep.
No.822342
>>822341I should. Fight's going well.
Also, Cali lost her weapon
>>822340>trying to behead a large fish with a knifeMaali, I
No.822343
>>822342Just punish me now fam
No.822344
>>822342RIP Sea Shell
I'll ask the Gym Leader after the fight for it
No.822346
>>822344Don't forget where you are
>>>822343At least you have food
No.822347
>>822345You still kind of have to save Triss, if that's your thing
No.822352
>>822350Preview from ME: Andromeda.
Apparently all those interspecies relationships have some disturbing side-effects.
No.822355
>>822350What a thicc bug(?)
No.822356
>>822354I got it from the Samus Aran thread. Someone was posting some cool biosuits.
No.822360
>>822355You guys got an ETA on when you're finished?
I just found out that the Vespa in GTAV has two better variants. They both perform better than the normal Vespas and get some pretty ridiculous modding options. Perfect for the biker gang.
No.822361
>>822360You guys got four for GTA already?
No.822362
>>822361The fucksquad consists of DM, Gaius, Swatz (usually) and myself.
No.822365
>>822364Would you like to vamp sometime this weekend?
No.822366
>>822365This weekend?
As in tomorrow or Sunday? Sure.
No.822367
>>822366I was gonna say tomorrow night, but then it'll be movie night.
So I'll be online from tomorrow afternoon and most of Sunday, so when you have time boop me!
No.822370
>>822369Maybe he should have written his book more clearly.
No.822371
1 - go to bed early
2 - play more witcher
'1d2'
Roll #1 1 = 1
No.822374
>>822372All zeldas have been good, but this is probably the one I will regret missing the most
No.822375
>>822372I still dunno if I should buy this for my WiiU or just wait to see if the Switch becomes worth buying
No.822376
>>822373Well, despite looking I couldn't find that Emrille picture lemon did that you asked for.
I suppose it's lost to time, unless lemon's got a backup of it.
No.822377
>>822376Someone has to have it!
No.822378
>>822377lemon might, if you ask him.
No.822380
What a fun, refreshing night I had.
No.822382
>>822381No, card games with friends to celebrate another friend's birthday.
No.822386
>>822384I had a memetastic match on Numbani with a guy who I assume was finnish and his friend who I assume was french.
We kept memeing about calling each other racist things by 'accident' and then misinterpreting it. I don't know how to explain it but it was retarded in the most glorious way.
And we won, too.
>>822385>"Now watch this Play of the Game">Knight gets it with the two headshots after spamming foreverOnly way it could have been better if someone played the Curb your enthusiasm theme
No.822389
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM was fun enough.
No.822391
What a dead and desolate place.
Goodnight
No.822394
>win 7 of my placement games
>lose the 8th because of a level 38 widow main who refused to switch and kept killing himself on genji deflect
>que up again, he's on the team
And that us how a placement match of mine was an automatic loss
Because I dodged the game
Because I refuse to fucking play with someone who I reported and blocked, but matchmaking still qued me up with this piece of human waste
No.822395
>>822394that's legit awful, like formal complaint worthy
No.822396
>>822394You should write an angry letter, explaining just how angry you are.
Because honestly what's the point of a "block this person" button if it doesn't block them from your matchmaking? Maybe it only applies to the messaging/DM services, but still. They should explain that if that's all blocking someone does. No.822397
>>822395>>822396I'm not even angry, I'm just really disappointed
No.822398
>>822397I really just can't believe that someone you blocked is still matched with you, that is just awful and shows a total lack of foresight in anti-griefing
No.822400
Stram will start in about 12 hours. Give or take an hour.
No.822404
>>822403That thought she stated she can't wait, she'll have to because the stream doesn't start for another 12 hours and she'll probably be asleep by then.
No.822405
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>>822403I'm pretty excite so I posted many reactions
No.822406
>Season 3
>lose 8, win 2, rank 2777
>Season 4
>lose 2, win 7, rank 2574
Thank you, matchmaking
Also thank you for blessing me with the french Genji main who lost us the last match because "Why should I pick soldier, I want to play my main, have Reaper switch, it's not like he is countering the three tanks while I'm just a waste of human space an resources and should do a world a favor and kill myself"
No.822408
>>822407Is this trickster behind this?!
No.822410
>>822409She is!
How did you know?
No.822414
>>822413She is a free spirit
No.822421
>>822420I wish she talked at me endlessly
>>822419>tfw no stampede of ponkas No.822423
>>822421Someday you'll have your own panker, Nopo.
Even if she is just a figment of your imagination.
No.822424
>>822422How is she so cuuuuuuuuuuute?
>>822423I had a
ponka-fan girl once
I think that was the closest I got
No.822427
>>822425Huh, which episoe was this?
>>822426I'd post
Rarity.wav if I was less lazy
No.822428
>>822427season 5 episode 22
No.822431
>>822428But isn't that a halloween floots episode
>>822429Wa
haHA No.822432
>>822431the one called "what about discord"
No.822433
>>822432What was it about?
No.822434
>>822433twily goes on a spa weekend and when she comes back, all her friends are buddies with discord and she thinks he cast a spell on them
No.822435
>>822433Twily misses three days and the other five bond with Discord.
She goes nuts thinking that he's ensorcelled them when the truth is
he didn't and thought it would be funny for the group to keep the in-jokes they've made unexplained. No.822436
>>822433oh, actually it was about sorting the library all weekend, which twily finds relaxing, but its not actually shown so whatever
No.822437
>>822435>>822434Ooooooooooooh, that one
I recall now
Twily gets pretty autistic in that one
No.822439
>>822438To be fair, wasn't it a common joke once upon a time that people would be totally fine watching a pony sleep or just do incredibly mundane tasks for an episode simply because it would be a cute pony doing it?
No.822441
>>822440>it has Zecora in it10/10
>>822439Now I feel bad because I actually watched a fucking stream of cats sleeping once
No.822442
>>822441Not so funny
meow, is it?
To be fair, though, cats are adorable.
No.822446
>>822445Support can carry hard yo
Although I was mostly tanking in S4
Still bummed about being so low in plat, the climb is going to be fucking awful
No.822449
>>822448It's fucky
As I said, I had 8 losses last time and got 2777
I got 7 wins this time and got 257something
No.822450
>>822449More to dig ourselves out of, which is probably what Blizzard wants.
My goal will be to get above Gold, so I have a lot of work ahead.
No.822451
>>822450I set my goal as
getting to MastersBut that might actually be hard to do if I get past 3000+
No.822452
>lost our entire base but our throne and defending towers>managed to pull our shit togetehr at the last moment and defend until we could rush staight for their throneholy fucking shit
>>822450want to continue?
No.822454
>>822453Dota
We started losing early on because we kept getting picked off and the enemy team lineup was really good at that, we endedu up losing everything but made sure to make the enemy pay for it every time they succesfully sieged a bit. Managed to rush out straight for their base after the last defense when we managed to get everyone.
It was an hour long, goddamn
No.822455
>>822452Sure, I can go for an hour
No.822458
>>822457RNG loves to twist the knife in the wound
I should add some critical effects to non damaging moves
No.822462
>>822461It's like a longer Perish Song, isn't it?
Build around it with Evasion and Defense moves and you can short work many of them.
No.822463
>>822462I'll need to nerf it when you come up against legendaries.
No.822464
I wanna produce a fighting game where one of the characters' names is Kage, pronounced kah-gay, and another character's name is Kayge, pronounced like cage, and Kayge's story mode is that he's a super-serious dude who's annoyed that people confuse him with Kage, and his story-mode would be a direct reflection of Kage's except he doesn't know why anything is going on.
No.822465
>>822463I'll just need to find other ways to turn Airy into a vampire.
Oh man, I must tell you that this victory felt real good. I knew it was going to be hard, and it felt like it was uphill against a waterfall the whole way.
Looking it up, Mega Gyarados is 2x weak to Fighting while the original model halved it. So glad I kept Cobalt in the sidelines. No.822466
>>822465I-I thought you'd be disappointed, that's good to hear
Now is just relaxing cutscene time
No.822467
>>822466It went through half of my team and basically one-shot one of them. It was hard, it just happens that I have a good number of damaging status moves. It really felt like fighting against the storm when dealing with Gyarados.
I wanted to use Twister at the end, since it would have had a cool 'clearing the skies' thing attached to it. I also talked myself out of using Slam, to do a more mean-spirited put down move on at the end.Thanks for the battle, but I need to head to bed now.
No.822468
>>822467Alright, sure. Night
No.822469
>>822468One last question. Did I buy a Waterproof bag, or a waterproofing kit?
No.822472
Servus
No.822474
>>822450My goal is just Diamond. I'm in a bit of a lull right now, so I might not even make that. Too much other stuff to play. Guess I'll see how my placements go.
No.822475
>>822473I shall watch all pono episodes in German
No.822476
https://imgur.com/a/csbt6
>1903 Finnish schoolbook covering Europe and its peoplesLeddit translated large parts of it:
https://www.reddit.com/r/europe/comments/5xczxu/finnish_school_book_1903_for_2nd_graders/
>Belgians are good with their hands, hard working, and very energetic. The Flemish appearance is similar to the Dutch. The women wear a cute national costume, a short skirt, pretty vest, scarf, and headwear that looks like a helmet and is often made of silver. The men wear a blue dress. The Wallonians are fierce, cheerful, and vain, just like the French people who they are related to.Belgium confirmed to be C U T E
No.822479
>>822478When are you going to hear back about your position?
No.822480
>>822479Late next week at earliest
doesn't stop me from having a heart attack every time I hear an email notification
No.822481
>>822480Yeah, I can imagine with a wait like that.
No.822483
What if ponies and quests?
No.822485
>>822484I'd be lying if I said I knew what I wanted right now.
No.822486
>>822485In about an hour I can vamp
No.822487
>>822486K. Will take short breaks to do laundry during it.
No.822488
>>822484I know what I want to play!
You ever played in Settlers?
No.822490
>>822489Okay. So in it I had a character, called Juliá. A griffon who had been a detective in her old life and had to flee to the new world because she stepped over the line, investigated something too closely. Never specified.
She was also a witch doctor, and commuted with the shadows of objects to learn things from them.
This gave me an idea for a vigilante by night, private eye by day character who uses the shadows as her superpower.
No.822493
>>822490Cool
The only ponies I'm conceivably managing are robots though
No.822494
>>822493Shame. But I don't have time for quest anyway.
No.822495
Stram in about an hour, or two hours if we don't have enough people then.
No.822501
>>822498This isn't a game, if we get caught we might go to the dungeon!
No.822504
>>822495I thought it was way later?
No.822505
>>822502Is getting caught part of her plan?
No.822506
>>822504Like I said before, around the time fresh horses usually air.
No.822507
>>822506I thought that was later!
Maybe I was thrown off by greenwich mean time
No.822508
Morning.
No.822514
>>822510>>822509>>822508>>8225114 people to join the stream? I'll set it up soon.
No.822515
>>822514I have literally never seen witches before, by the way
No.822516
>>822512I do, but then I remind myself that everyone is a jerk anyway.
No.822519
>>822513Outside of work I do literally nothing all day. I think it's getting to me.
No.822521
>>822519is there something you want to do?
maybe a gaming store that you can hang out in?
No.822522
>>822521I think so, but their hours are weird as hell. They open in the middle of the afternoon for some reason.
No.822523
>>822520Pls cute hoers I need to split work with you
>>822519I'd love to quest for you, but I'm going to be busy for a month
No.822524
>>822522that seems normal enough for a hobby store, are they open late into the night then?
No.822525
>>822523horse is a hard worker, she'll do her share.
No.822526
>>822523I've pondered going back to school.
>>822524Probably, but I need to be in bed early since I have to get up at 3 for work.
No.822527
>>822515Hey, I did say we were going to watch the latest episode!
No.822530
>>822526going to school would certainly keep you busy.
Okay, well you have.. an animal shelter that you could ask to volunteer at? Maybe walk dogs for them or something?
No.822531
Anyone else coming so I can send invites?
No.822532
>>822529What a pretty ponoe
>>822530What a pretty crystal ponoe
No.822534
>>822526To study what?
>>822532She is very qt
No.822535
>>822530I hadn't thought of that.
>>822534Broadcasting again, probably. It would be the only way to get an internship I missed out on, at least.
No.822536
PC just died again. Going to see if I can reboot properly.
No.822541
>>822540I know right?
I'm still saying we could watch more serious stuff too, but watching Monthy Python next is also promising
No.822543
>>822541Bond Marathon
MCU movies
No.822546
>>822543We already watched most bond movies together
No.822547
>got breath of the wild for WiiU
ha ha, time to spend the next several hours in hyrule
No.822548
>>822546we can do it again
No.822549
>>822547Have fun!
/v/ says its actually hard No.822552
there were movies?
No.822554
>>822549Neat. I'm probably going to Fashion Souls it.
No.822559
>>822551the
horn manages to look right even, amazing
No.822560
>>822557Gotta wait.
BotW is probably gonna be the hardest game to optimize cemu for.
In the meanwhile, Bayo 1 and 2 are perfectly emulable now!
No.822567
>>822566the fire has already risen
>>822565I can out up with it!
No.822570
>Leslie nielsen marathon
>drunk
Best weekend I've had in recent memory
No.822576
>>822574But what does it
mean?
No.822578
>>822577I would
fuck that bat
No.822581
>>822580[internal sweating]
No.822588
>>822577>Zipper closes upwards Hm, I guess it makes sense
No.822593
>>822592what a stronk tail
No.822594
>>822593A curious thing to single out from that!
No.822600
>>822599>most evilest, terrible, applethirsty of all the vamponiesDon't let her mild demeanor deceive you, she comes straight from Tartarus
No.822601
>>822600That's what they want you to believe
No.822606
>>822605>this is not goodL E L
E
L
No.822607
>>822605>>822606>using water instead of breadThey asked for it.
No.822609
>>822608I tell you something else dude.
I've seen many handicapped people in my life.
And this one's a fake.
No.822610
>>822609Walter, please.
He's in a wheelchair.
No.822611
>Nepal
>Our team is getting fucking trashed, trickling bronzes fighting golden weapon players in 1v6 matchups
>I'm playing Lucio
>First match ends in a huge stomp
>Other healer leaves, I switch to Sombra
>DPS: Just what we needed, another DPS!
>I end the game with all golds
Fucking garbage DPS players man
No.822612
>>822610I've never been so certain of anything in my life!
