No.822617
>>822614I was going to post the image of Poverty God being covered in Mayo but couln't fucking find it
No.822625
>>822624Women's romance is a rabbit hole for the innocent and the crazy.
No.822628
>>822627Why would people not want to watch Konosuba?
No.822629
>>822628They wanted to watch movies instead
No.822630
>>822628I really dislike the whole harem fantasy genre.
No.822631
>>822630Weird, you seem to love playing that setting
No.822632
>>822631Pumpkin jokes are so 2014.
No.822633
>>822632Just callin em like I see em
No.822634
>>822633Oh c'mon I've not played anything like that since! And it was literally my 2nd character ever!
No.822635
>>822630It's really not like that. The only girl who initially wants Kazuma for pure sexual reasons gets rebuffed by him until he thinks she's a succubus. As for the other girls he pretty much hates one to start with but they eventually become friends, and the last one doesn't show any romantic interest in him until the start of the second season.
It's actually really good for the most part because they're all kind of bad people in a Seinfeldian way, and doesn't really engage in shitty romance.
No.822636
>>822634Well, you did start a legacy worst to keep playing him and he's got only character you seem to remember fondly
No.822637
>>822636Is he? I like a lot of my old characters, they never come up in conversations.
Juliá. Maeda. Flavia. Sylt herself, I kept asking Nasse for that quest for years. Sudden Chance. Soil! Chezzy! So many!
I played almost 50 different characters, I even had a google docs document for those sheets and the list of names alone was 2 pages worth!
No.822638
>>822637Soil and maybe Julia are the only others you mention usually
No.822639
>hey I know we've got this important stuff about the One Ring and what's going on with Aragorn and the rest but let's cut back to Arwen
fuck ooooff I don't care about this immortal twat I just wanna watch actual stuff happening
No.822640
>>822636Wasn't tree the legacy starter?
No.822641
>>822638Because of many different reasons!
Chezzy: Dsty is literally triggered by anything I do and acts like a dick to me all the time.
Flavia: Groves killed the quest because we were off the rails.
Sylt: She had a whole bunch of good quests and I retired her fully.
Soil: I talked my head OFF with Soil in meta and game, ran all I could run with him even before I dropped him.
Sudden Chance: Quest is on permanent hiatus!
Maeda: I'm really fucking lost in game. Also I kept talking about her back when we were still playing.
No.822642
>>822640I was talking about NLer
No.822643
>>822642his kids aren't in the quest
No.822644
>>822640Shit I'd forgot about Tree! I had so much fun with that guy!
No.822645
Mobile site is going nuts everything is black
Anyway what I was suggesting is that you like pumpkin the most because you still talk about him with the quest being over unlike those others
There's nothing wrong with that it just provoked my original statement about konosuba
No.822646
>>822644yea, and he spawned TWO other player characters, shit, that's a
legacy more than pumpkin is
No.822647
>>822643Legacy quest ( successor to NL 2) not legacy character
No.822648
It crashed my phone browser!
Gotta stop posting, glitch too bad
No.822649
>>822647>NLer>Successor to NL2that's a bit ambitious, since its rather a very different quest: solo, uses path finder, set into a future without that north city around..
No.822650
>I'm not a kingslayer and I will quest for months to prove it!
>See I even defended this king from an assassin!
>…He was an asshole to my mates though so I'll just become accomplice to his murder
Geralt pls
Pls
No.822651
>>822650Aren't you playing as him, though?
No.822653
>>822651Well, most of the time
No.822658
>>822654Those tits are too big for Mona.
No.822659
I'm angry. Angry about puzzles.
No.822660
>>822659Which game?
Zelda?
>>822658They are, yes, but anything smaller and Fidget would call me a pedo
No.822661
>>822660Yes. One of the shrines in Breath of the Wild has one of those tilt-and-roll puzzles that you need to make do a jump at the end. Closest I've gotten to clearing it is have the ball balance for a full second on the lip of where it was supposed to land before it plummeted into the abyss.
And I can't cheat by using the Magnet power to float the ball where it's supposed to go.
No.822664
>>822661>Fidget has BOTWHuh, on WiiU I guess?
No.822665
>>822663The problem is that to tilt the puzzle, you have to tilt the WiiU pad. So I'm more frustrated that I can't seem to get my stupid hands to tilt it at the exact right angle to maintain momentum but not fall off before it reaches the end.
No.822666
>>822664Yes, I mentioned it last thread. It's why I'm showing up now, at 9:30PM, instead of noon.
No.822668
>>822665That's really fucking cool tho
No.822669
>>822668Nintendo has always been good with their peripherals. Except for the powerglove.
>>822667Fun/10.
I'm barely even started, honestly. I did tame a horse, though.Also, so far the hardest Zelda game I've played. You are punished severely for not dodge-rolling/sidestepping/backflipping/parrying.
Oh yes, you can parry now. One of the shrines is literally a defensive maneuver tutorial, though you get a nice pair of swords and a shield out of it.
Bokoblins are a legitimate threat now, and Moblins are yuge, standing more than twice your height.
Rupees are harder to come by, and different merchants will buy things for different prices. Clothes shopping is difficult because of this, but I've at least gotten out of my starter clothes and into some actual pants.
No.822670
Kelani is really bad at scouting.
No.822672
>>822669what do you think of the durability weapons and stamina bar?
No.822673
>>822671Is Fluttershy okay there
No.822674
>>822673Its a creepy edit of another art
No.822676
>>822674As long as that red thing isn't her tongue, I'd be okay with her!
No.822678
>>822672Stamina bar has precedent thanks to Skyward Sword, though it's pretty tiny. Going to need to upgrade it a lot to be able to tame a mono-color horse, since those are better than the piebald horses.
As for durability, it seems like it's more whimsical than anything else, since you can go for days with one sword, or you can get two criticals and it breaks. I do like that you can hurl your melee weapon for double damage at the cost of its remaining durability, though. It's a nice little "fuck you" to someone when the weapon's about to break.
No.822681
>>822680kelani is a pony of extremes tonight
No.822682
>>822679Also, they demand you climb almost everything. Part of getting out of the starting area was
climbing to the top of the temple of time's ruins.Also, when it rains it makes surfaces slick and harder to climb.
No.822683
This session Kelani only exists in two states
Sucking ass and Kicking ass
It seems to be fluctuating
No.822684
>>822683>all the awful rolls are about direct combat>all the good rolls are about rusingCUTE MARK ACTIVE
No.822686
>>822685Including the player
he's a wild card!
No.822687
>>822686Around Kelani
Never Relax
No.822692
>>822691Even this one?
>>822690What is his situation?
No.822694
>>822692That's not a pone!
But in a pinch it'll do
No.822695
>>822693That is true
However, it is the middle of the night in the Everfree
No.822696
>>822695worse in the short term too then!
No.822699
>>822697>>822698that's actually some like, greek myth tier bullshit, like the wording of the race was "the one to get furthest by sunrise" and you just keep him talking while standing in front of him the whole time, technically being further ahead
No.822700
>>822699From what I heard from those legends it's really not worth to be fucking around with the gods
Like that one time a woman said "My children are as pretty as the gods!"
And the gods said "Well fuck you, and your hometown, a monster is going to go there and murder everyone until you sacrifice your pretty children to us"
No.822702
>>822700true, the god of speed will probably get maali back for this, probably by making him eternally late for everything.
No.822703
>>822702So nothing changes?
No.822706
>>822704huh
I didn't expect something like this
No.822708
>>822707well, the game is played by humans, so of course there isn't.
No.822709
>>822698That wouldn't work, he'd just be annoyed and lose his patience!
I just kept luring him in more and more with sweet deals until in the end he got none
Right after that I just walked back home to see my godmother who I miss dearly
>>822699Exactly! I felt really badass until I woke up
Why can't I be this clever in real life? Or at least in quests
No.822710
>>822709Cello can learn!
But for now he'll have to do with botching an execution and having a lot of blood on his hands
No.822711
>>822705It's even funnier since the person admitted their reason for doing it:
to combat the sheer volume of normies playing Peacekeeper to spam her bleed attacks.>>822706Sexual predators aren't strictly male, Andy. I thought you'd watched enough anime to know this already.
>>822707>>822708Well, part of the theme of the (admittedly lackluster) story mode is "there is no honor in war," so it's actually kind of fitting.
No.822712
>>822711>implying its not a male behind that keyboardI mean its not impossible, but..
No.822713
>>822702>Gods don't reward the mortal who managed to outsmart himAt least I saved humanity…
>>822710P-please
No.822714
>>822713saving humanity was the reward, duh!
>>822709You just need to play a clever character in quests! IRL you just have to react quick
No.822715
>>822713Greek gods were all about those rewards that ended up biting you in the ass, though.
No.822717
>>822712I know.
Probably makes it awkward that he's apparently started getting sent dick-pics and everything.Still, the big violent Conqueror (who is canonically a former convict who was badass enough to be made more than a simple conscript) being terrified of a thirsty Peacekeeper is a pretty funny image.
>>822713Do you even read greek mythology? Their gods were a bunch of pretentious dicks who would punish you if you didn't live up to their standards but would also punish you if they felt threatened by how good you were at something. They'd try to trick mortals and get pissy if they got tricked instead.
Only way to win with the greek gods was to never get noticed by them.
No.822718
>>822714I mean I played Rhanna, who is supposed to be smart, but I never really managed to do it right
I think I'm just not very good of a Roleplayer
>>822715I can't remember any
Which ones are you talking about?
>>822716The left one he would take a picture of
The other two he would take on a date
… Oh wait you're talking about the fish
No.822719
>>822718You played up how she was a kid too much I think
>>822717heh, its unexpected
No.822720
>>822718Aphrodite promised Paris of Troy the most beautiful woman in the world if he gave her the apple that belonged to the fairest of gods.
Problem is, Helen was married, and that sparked the Trojan War.
No.822721
>>822720Also known as Troy got their shit rekt
No.822722
>>822718>would date the one on the far right>Cello would go after a full-grown woman with probably 8-10 years on himMy my, what an audacious young man
No.822725
>>822717Shit man, my picture of the Greek gods was ruined as a kid and teenager by movies and comics
Only in the last years I discovered how mean they are
>only way to win was never get noticed The Greek times must have sucked ass
Well at least THEY had gryphons and Pegasus and minotaurs
>>822719That was a bit early in the quest yeah. I think I really annoyed Sion and I still feel bad about that
Good thing he did tried helping, so I'm thankful for him
No.822726
>>822724He looks like his Down's syndrome got cured
No.822727
>>822725It was just how the Greeks saw and rationalized life.
Too bad I'm 2busy to run Cello's challenge right now or I'll show you just how badly you messed up
>>822724Disgusting
No.822728
>>822720Should've asked for the most beautiful single woman then
>the apple that belonged to the fairest of the godsWhat did she mean by this?
>>822722Everybody loves Milfs
But I'm sure he would be kindly turned down, and then try going for the middle one only to goof up because he was a shut in most of his life
>>822727I'm sorry fish
At least it's not a crime right?
No.822729
>>822722Errr I meant Cougars, not milf
Forgot they're not the same thing
No.822730
>>822724I dunno, he has a case of noodle arms TBQH FAM, if they wanted to go more real he should be buffer
No.822731
>>822728It's not. Jus end fish's suffering quickly
No.822732
>>822724Why so much shit nowadays have to be reworks or reboots of things from the past? I think it's so annoying
No.822733
>>822728Eris, Goddess of discord and chaos, rolled a golden apple into a meeting of the gods that simply said "for the fairest". Naturally, the top three goddesses (Hera, Aphrodite, and Athena) each assumed it meant it was for them. To settle the matter without ripping the universe a new asshole (and because Zeus didn't want to get in get on anyone's shitlist), they forced Paris of Troy to choose which one it went to. Each, of course, tried to bribe him as best as they were able. Athena promised wisdom and being undefeated on the field of battle, Aphrodite promised him quality poon, and Hera offered to make him king of Europe and Asia.
No.822734
>>822733Haha wow
Fucking Eris man
No.822735
>>822733Also how do you know so much of this stuff?
No.822736
>>822735Greek mythology is base level nerd stuff.
No.822737
>>822726hue
>>822727Agreed
>>822730It's a race to the uncanny valley.
>>822732Congratulations you're an old man now.
No.822739
>>822725Well, to be fair, I say "win" and mean "live a normal life." The Gods were great if you wanted to be a big important hero, it's just that it would always end badly for you. And even then, it usually wasn't the god who helped you who screwed you over, it was one of the other gods getting jealous or bickering with your god and seeing the squishy mortal as an easy way to jab at them.
>>822724bleh.
>>822732When a show is meant to sell merchandise and there's an earlier version of that show, corporate finds it easier and cheaper to recycle the old stuff than to make something new. See the first three generations of MLP for an example.
>>822735This is literally the start of the Illiad, which along with the Odyssey is one of the only two bits of greek mythology that high school tries to make students read. That and like Dusty said, mythology is the basis for so much geek stuff that learning it pretty much comes with the territory.
No.822740
>>822738One of my favorite For Honor memes. Or at least one that's gotten stuck in my head.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0p83F7NU6mI No.822742
>>822734Also I kind of wish I could redo your vision quest at the Earth Shrine
No.822743
>>822736O-oh
>>822737At least I'm not a NERD
>>822739>seeing the squishy mortal as an easy way to jab at them.This makes them seem a bit childish for immortal beings
>recycle Huh
That actually makes a lot of sense yeah, I guess I didn't think of that
>They teach cool Greek mythology in American schools But I thought kids weren't supposed to learn about other gods because of Catholic parents
No.822745
>>822743The Greeks made their gods very human. That is, dickish and spiteful.
>>822744It was before I really came up with how the shrine visions should be like, yours was underwhelming. Maybe you should pay it another visit.
No.822746
>>822745Oh absolutely, being this much in contact with the outside is totally new for Cello so his curiosity will always drive him towards more
Even if it sometimes ends up screwing him over
No.822747
>>822741Yeah, Iron Pineapple is always good for entertainment.
I'm finding this guy's thing rather entertaining too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmZxKlUjOuM>>822743>makes them seem childishOh yeah, the Greek gods were incredibly childish and petty. Also, the gods sort of had a thing about not targeting each other directly (they had to live on Olympus together, after all, and were basically one big family), so taking your frustrations out on the mortals was a way for them to deal with their issues without facing any real repercussions.
No.822748
>>822747>they had to live on Olympus together, after all, and were basically one big familyNow you're just making this sound like the first sitcom ever made
No.822749
>>822748>the origin of drama had lots of elements we find in today's medianaw
No.822750
>>822748they were literally one big family, though. Zeus was the youngest and managed to not be eaten by his father because his mother tricked him into eating a rock. Then Zeus came back, killed his father, married his sister, cheated Hades into having to deal with the paperwork that is the Underworld, and then decided to bone everything with a pulse (and some without) while trying to hide such indiscretions from his sister-wife.
It never panned out.
No.822751
>>822748That's exactly what it was.
>>822746Curiosity is good.
No.822752
>>822749>>822751Oh
Goddammit now I feel stupid for not knowing this shit
>>822750I remember hearing that Zeus boned everything yeah
But dang I didn't think everyone but me would know of this stuff
No.822753
>>822752TBF I read a lot of mythology as a kid. In school we covered The Odyssey but that's about it.
No.822754
>>822752Luckily all those stories are around for free, just look for a copy you can read.
No.822756
>>822755Don't forget the time he got so wasted he carried his own son to term in his leg. Dionysus had a wild time from start to finish.
No.822760
>won my last three No Limit matches and got my loot box
>Got 71 SR from just one win and got into Gold
Tonight was pretty good.
No.822761
>>822760Want to just do some cutscene stuff?
No.822762
>>822761Sure. I was thinking about what to respond with anyway. I can do an hour.
No.822763
>>822762just respond whenever
No.822770
Alright , time to get back to work proper
No.822771
>>822770Thanks for the session. I'm headed to bed.
No.822772
Morning
No.822777
>>822774So it became a series now right? Did they managed to keep the same quality of the movies in the episodes?
No.822779
>>822777Pretty much. Being Trigger, they love putting effort into their animation.
No.822785
I have become fateweaver, the changer of ways
No.822786
>>822780Wanna bound some stars in a bit?
No.822792
>>822786I wish, but I'm getting nothing but a black screen when starting up my PC now. Going to let it rest for a bit and try again in an hour or so.
No.822796
>>822795I really should get to watching that some day
But I just got to chapter 3 in Witcher 2
No.822797
>>822795>that imageOH dear
No.822798
>>822796A lot of stuff will happen that only makes sense with info you get out of Iorveth's path
Might be worth playing through if you enjoy Witcher 2
No.822799
>>822798I was considering, even if I think it's kind of dumb to basically cut a chapter out of the game just so "your choices make a difference" in chapter 2.
No.822800
>>822798You get all the info you need on either path
-Elves a shit
-Mages a shit
-Glory to the templars
-Deus vult
No.822802
>>822800I bet you agreed with the old Grand Master of the Flaming Rose
No.822804
>>822802I have no real recollection of what that entailed.
No.822805
>>822804mutating knights to become horrible sub-humans to protect humanity during the white frost but that entailed stepping on Geralt's toes
No.822806
>>822802>>822805You realise who he actually is, yes? As the King of the Wild Hunt said, you knew him by another name.
No.822807
>>822806OH MY GOD
I CAN'T BELIEVE ZOLTAN WAS BEHIND IT ALL
No.822808
>>822805Can there truly be a sacrifice too great to stop elves from being a shit?
No.822809
>>822808We all have to make sacrifices to protect the superior race.
That being Dwarves.
No.822810
>>822807Wrong, it's actually Dandelion.
No.822811
>>822810DUN
DUN
ALVIN WAS THE LEAST NECESSARY CHARACTER IN THE WHOLE GAME No.822812
>>822809I had no beef with the dwarves since they never acted like shits.
But I would and did yell at my own daughter for associating with dirty elves.
No.822814
>>822812ELVES ARE A PROUD AND NOBLE RACE
No.822815
Someone wants to vidya today? I'd rather no OW, my arms are killing me.
>>822717Odysseus would like a word with you.
>>822724It's shit.
No.822816
>>822812Well yes, but the elves and dwarves often belong to the same side
So therefore to save the aryan master race you also have to save the gypsies
I also want to bang the rebel hottie
No.822817
>>822816Dwarves can sit in their part of town and craft weapons for the glory of mankind, but knifeears need to be burned to save valuable firewood.
No.822818
>>822813You have to give it to them, they did really well when picking the actors
No.822820
>>822817Dwarves are superior to humans in every way though
No.822823
>>822820>no empires>no knights>no Mad Rad>no with hunts>no elf purges>muh lower-than-end-game-random-drop-quality weaponsSub human
No.822824
>>822823>Superior mountain holds>Superior dwarven equipment>Honorable>TraditionalBEST RACE
No.822827
>>822826European country names in Mandarin, Korean and Nipnong.
No.822829
>>822825Fa guo literally means 'French country', it's pronounced Fa as in Far. The g sound is more like a mix between g and k, so it's not as funny
No.822830
>>822825Also, one could take this and use it for an eastern themed fantasy map
No.822831
>>822829On the other hand, if you say it kind of fast it sounds like Fuckwor
No.822832
>>822829Where the fuck does Bilishi come from then?
>>822830The Jap names are just hilariously stupid though.
>Rukusenburuku>Roshia>Furansu No.822833
>>822832My personal favorite has to be Doitsu
No.822834
>>822833Doitsu sounds like a kawaii pet name, which is hilarious when you consider their history.
No.822835
>>822832It's an off-the-mark transliteration, it seems. Though you can translate it literally as Belgian good time
No.822836
>>822834It sounds like a synonym to pantsu
No.822838
>>822835Xiongyali and Xila seem pretty out there too
No.822839
>>822838How did that turn into an x I'll never know
No.822840
>>822838Xila is transliterated from Hellas, Xiongyali isn't too far off if you say it right.
No.822841
>>822840Also didn't they go with Bolan because Polan sounds very similar to the Mandarin word for shoddy?
No.822842
>>822841Pretty much, po (more like puo) can mean broken and lan (lahn) can mean shoddy, lazy, stuff like that.
No.822843
>>822841It was because Spurdo was in charge of translations that day
No.822844
>>822842Perfect.
>>822843Ah yes, further proof of linguistic links between Finland and Asia has been uncovered.
No.822848
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No.822853
Once again, the internet is infuriatingly slow and useless
No.822854
>>822851I like dick as much as the next faggot but that just looks off.
No.822856
>>822855It's pretty fucking bad
No.822858
>>822813Disney literally announced that Gaston is "sexually confused and has an explicitly gay scene"
How2Hollywood
>Reboot something old>Add progressivism>Complain box office sales are down"""Writers""" are on the brink of strike, too…
No.822861
>>822859In this sense, "explicitly" means "clearly" not "genitals exposed"
>>822860My biggest problem is they're rebooting it at all
Every review reads something like:
>It's ok but it'll just make you want to watch the original No.822862
>>822861>>822860But why
To what end
No.822863
>>822861>rebootingI thought it was just a remake?
>>822862Why remake the exact same thing?
No.822864
>>822863Reboot, remake, they're all interchangable now
I suppose reboot implies it's a series though doesn't it?
But that's all Hollywood makes these days, that's what I was implying when I made that comment about the writers. Fuck, I ranted about this back in January. Nothing new, no new ideas. Have I finished film, is there nothing new to be consumed in visual form?
No.822865
>>822863What's the point in making him gay?
>>822864Only animated films seem to be bringing new stuff
Like Zootopia for example
No.822866
>>822865He's not gay, he's sexually confused.
It could happen. It's a minor character nuance. I doubt it will be a full blown thing, especially in a family movie.
No.822868
>>8228672017 literally just started though
No.822869
>daredevil season 2 is all about FRANK
YES
No.822870
>>822865Because it gets people talking about the movie.
No.822871
>>822866It's a childrens movie. It's not supposed to have someone being sexually confused.
No.822872
>>822871Bestiality is okay though?
No.822873
>>822872They don't fuck until he's human, it's okay
No.822874
>>822873The intent is there!
Also I'd argue it could be a teenage movie then.
No.822875
>>822872What wf says.
It's not like she's attracted to his beast dick anyway, the point is his inner goodness. Or something.
No.822876
>>822868LITERALLY?
Oops caps dumb Mobile
>>822874Is all a smokescreen to disguise a remake as having something new
Pro tip it doesn't
No.822877
>>822864>>822865>>822870>Hey, you know the guy who's whole motivation is that he's trying to marry Belle, and will stop at nothing to make it happen?>LET'S MAKE HIM GAYAt this point, I honestly don't know if the writers are even familiar with the stories they're trying to copy. That, or they're going to Fanfiction.net and messaging users with "hey kid, wanna write the script for our reboot?"
No.822878
>>822877While I'm against it, it's actually Gaston's henchman that's confused, not Gaston himself. He's still the testament to manliness he always was.
No.822879
>>822878Well, okay, that I can see. Kinda.
If I squint really hard and tilt my head. Maybe.
I guess this stupidity is just the norm now, and there's never going to be another hollywood film made that doesn't feature at least one gay character, even if it doesn't make sense.
No.822880
Are we going to watch Konosuba today?
I'm gonna get my SC2 dailies real quick
No.822881
>>822879>>822878Oh you're right, I said Gaston not his henchman guy, this is my fault for typo
No.822883
>>822882what a success, I'll have to be awake then.
>>822879Wat
No.822885
>>822884kittens are too cute
No.822886
>>822882Roasted green tea is preddy gud
i'm survivng at 230 am working on ym report right now on it
No.822887
>>822885They are, aren't they?
No.822889
>>822887>>822869hey, what's going on
No.822890
>>822889And so I wake in the morning
And I step outside
And I take a deep breath and I get real high
And I scream from the top of my lungs
What's going on?
No.822895
>>822894what cute ponoes
>>822893should we do cyberpunk?
No.822896
>>822883Oh, we were talking about how apparently in disney's remake of Beauty and the Beast, Gaston's henchman is going to be "sexually confused."
Though a typo in the original comment made it sound like it was going to be Gaston who was "sexually confused." Which, you know, would be kind of dumb considering the main conflict Beauty and the Beast.
No.822898
>>822896well, that's interesting, is this more like a musical then?
No.822900
>>822894How are they friends?
No.822901
>>822900Maybe they are sisters
Also, not feeling like Vamp today, sorry No.822910
>>822908This bat is mine now.
[1d10]
Roll #1 6 = 6 No.822911
>>822909What's up Doc
>>822910No
'1d10'
Roll #1 3 = 3 No.822916
>>822911Too late!
>>822912And I shall take you!
[1d10]
>>822913And you too!
[1d10]
Roll #1 4 = 4 /
Roll #2 8 = 8 No.822917
>>822916No! '1d10-2'
Roll #1 1 - 2 = -1 No.822919
>>822917MHUAHAHAHA!
FOREVER MINE!
No.822920
>>822918That's the right attitude, bat!
No.822925
>>822923>>822924>>822922What do you think she dreams of?
No.822933
>>822932I liked that show until
they got super political and did a "very special episode" about why Europe should be ashamed of itself for not doing everything in its power to usher refugees into their countries - literally saying "shameful"
Just goes to show that even on a pop science channel, rational arguments are rapidly discarded for emotional appeals No.822934
>>822932The obligations of AI design come before that point. Just design them not to care about being shut down.
No.822935
>>822934I checked out the episode and it pretty much says that
>Robots don't suffer unless we program them to, so they won't care No.822937
>>822936Surprisingly well crafted
Artisan shitposting
No.822938
>>822937As disgusting as I find everything about Farage from his looks to the way he talks and what he stands for, this webm is brilliant
No.822939
>>822938You should worship him desu, he's like the first political shitposter
A decade ago he said the president of the EU had the charisma of a damp rag and the appearance of a bank cleric. And he even called him a literally who!
Straight outta 4chan
No.822940
>>822933Exactly my feelings.
No.822942
>>822940I don't even know what show it is, and don't even care, I just shitpost the webms I find on /wsg/
No.822944
>>822941To be fair, flinging shit at each other is just how British do politics.
No.822946
>>822943Have this instead
>>822944Nah, talented british politicans do witty banter and not shitflinging
No.822949
>>822946>witty banter>shitflingingThere's a difference?
No.822950
>>822949Yes, there is actually!
No.822954
>>822953Is this the most BM emote in the game?
No.822955
>>822952This is how you get AI uprisings in Stellaris.
No.822956
>>822954Maybe, I'd have to carefully look over all of them
No.822958
>>822956Still just a W? how are things going over there?
>>822951Good night Sion
No.822959
Breath of the Wild is going to take me such a long time to finish. Mostly because now I'm sidetracked with mining precious gems so I can sell them for enough rupees to buy a house.
No.822960
>>822959I can already tell how Yahtzee's review of this game will go.
No.822961
>>822959you can buy a house?
No.822963
>>822959What are you gonna name her?
No.822964
>>822961Yes. In Kateno village there's a house that's set to be demolished because no one's lived in it for, like, 50 years. But it's still so sturdily constructed they have made literally no headway in tearing it down.
So they let you have it for 3000 rupees and 30 bundles of wood.
>>822963House, not horse.
No.822965
>>822958Rainy
>>822959It looks really cool
No.822966
>>822964that's pretty cool
No.822967
>>822960Probably something like
>This review is 4 weeks late because it is impossible to get a Switch in Australia No.822969
>>822967Sounds accurate to Yahtzee
No.822970
>>822965It is very pretty.
>>822968Would you name a house?
>>822967>>822969But he's got a WiiU.
No.822971
>>822964Did I fucking stutter? What are you gonna name your house, Fidget?
>>822965I envy you, it's been pretty hot here lately
Good thing I live underground but when I have to leave it's painful
Are you starting to feel that urge for quests again?
No.822973
>>822967I'm going to say "They just remade the same game again except this time they added pointless crafting mechanics, the inoperable cancer of modern games"
No.822974
>>822970In fact our flat has a name back in Hungary
It is called
Kan-apartmant No.822975
>>822973>not "It's Legend of Skyrim Sword">>822971I'm probably just going to call it "home base."
No.822978
>>822971A little, bit the death around here isn't helping
No.822979
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>>822978This unexplicable period of death will go away soon
No.822981
>>822978It will pass once people are less busy
There is also a lot of vidya gaming recently
>>822980Now it is 10/10
No.822982
>>822979>>822981All things must come to an end
No.822983
>>822982Are you physically retarded in the literal sense of the word
People have been both sick, tired, busy and playing vidya.
Still, quest ran yesterday and will run tomorrow.
We also had a motherfucking 8 hour long movie stream yesterday
No.822984
>>822982Why the fuck won't you run Timbuktu if it's too ded for you?
No.822985
>>822982I was hoping to Konosuba today by the way, but Gaius was otherwise occupied.
No.822986
>>822983In the past it would've probably been 8 hours of questing instead of movies though
Current top 4 quests on /q/
>/mlp/ guys>Private (Kelani)>Private (Hawknia)>Horizons (1 month ago)>>822984It makes it harder to let go
No.822987
>>822985When do you think you'll stram it? It's okay if you can't, I don't mind watching it on my own
No.822988
>>822986Also Cyberpunk on R20
And OTR on /s10/
No.822989
>>822986No one likes one shots, and key people have been busy/ill: including the people who run the quests.
Also, you aren't counting the two quests that run /s10/ there.
Its not like we have some kind of quest quota, gotta say I don't appreciate that idea.
No.822990
>>822989Oh right, BDN runs quite a bit of pokes too
No.822991
>>822987Sometime this week.
No.822992
>>82298>>822986We want the T though
No.822993
>>822986Well it happens when you run the same system for 4 years!
Hopefully Sion will start that Vampire quest soon. Shame I was sick this week or it'd be running already.
Also you forgot all roll20 quests!
That's like 3 more excluding T!
No.822994
>>822991I'll hold out then
>>822992Well, if the others are right, the death will go out of this place in time
No.822995
>>822994I guess its relaxing to doomsday post, here you go.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DK4FTvaW_6Q No.822998
>>822996Well they are kinda pointless.
No.822999
>>822998If you only had one-shots, would you use them, or just let them slip?
No.823000
>>822999I'd just feel mom's spaghetti coming up.
No.823001
>>822996Feel free to try it, I have just given up on trying to run any one shot, it just.. spills over to multiple sessions and the same hassle they are meant to avoid and people wanting to level up or use it as a normal quest.
No.823002
>>822997nice space ballad
No.823005
>>823003"Still far from playable" is what the dev says
Pity too, it looks REALLY fun
No.823006
>>823005They got it running in game within a week. I give it 2 months.
No.823007
>>822998I like progression and character development too yeah
But oneshots can be more laid back and simple fun
>>823001I'd love to try again if I manage to get people interested
Picking the system might problem though. If I go S10 it might drive people away and if we go something like FC it might be too much work for people to do on a sheet that will be just used for 5-10 sessions at most
No.823008
>>823006I think if it was 2 months away the devs would have a timetable out. They say gamebreaking glitches, bugs, and crashes still rampant.
And like Fidget said, there are some puzzles which involve tilting the screen so I dunno how well those will translate
This is all coming from a position of "I really want to believe because it looks great", I'm not fox and graping or anything - I don't plan to pick up a switch after all
No.823009
>>823008It looks like they are REALLY hard at work on it and there's a lot of incentive on them to get this going. Dunno, from what I saw of previous projects 2 months at this pace seems like a great timetable. Just 2 days ago it wouldn't boot. There are many reasons they won't release a time table, first of all not to generate any hype they can't stand behind.
No.823010
>>823009We're both coders so I hope you realize "it compiles" is only the start of the battle for a working program
No.823011
>>823010I worked on big projects before.
Getting THAT far into the project is far different from a simple "it compiles". You might even call that stage feature complete.
No.823013
>>823012Bethesda would call that "ready to ship."
No.823015
>>823012Rendering and having input is huge in emulation.
No.823018
>>823017Bubblegum teacher horse is cute, yes.
No.823020
>>823019Well, ready or not, here it comes.
No.823022
>>823021What a pretty zeeb
No.823026
>>823024I had a question regarding your Pokemon setting. It seems there are lots of people on the road, but is it only a few that go out of their way to go to the Gyms and Shrines? Some of them require commitment to get to, but wouldn't more people be doing them?
Also, reading about your physical region gives me a strong Game of Thrones feel. Every country in the area seems poised and ready to duke it out it seems.
No.823027
Well, goodnight.
No.823028
>>823026Most trainers aren't commited to go very far from home or to travel too long. Many are casuals like in-game NPCs
And nah, everyone's one big happy family.
>>823025I never noticed
No.823030
>>823027Buenas noches.
>>823028That makes sense. I'm looking forward to more adventures there.
No.823032
>>823031I'm headed home in a few minutes, up for OW? Some QP or No Limit fun.
No.823033
https://www.twitch.tv/dustyhornsI'm playing Earth Defense Force 4.1 if anyone's interested.
No.823034
>>823032I am doing some QP just now, feel free to join in
No.823035
>>823033thanks for the link
No.823037
that was a nice round of games knight
No.823041
>Want to stay up and talk about H with Sion
>Need to be awake in 7.5ish hours
ree
No.823042
First day of being a working member of German society.
No.823043
>>823041What's up? Got like 30 mins
No.823044
>>823031I need to think up more of the water city for Knight to relax in after his tough fight
>>823030I'll need to think of an excuse to let you sail on your own, if you're interested.
No.823045
>>823043I was thinking about maybe today(?) in like 12 hours(?) getting the band back together. Just whoever is around for Horizons. Whether Nopo or Groves can show up, if they can't that's fine.
Meet the contact that HP arranged and enter the dungeon, get back into some classic exploring, jump into the action instead of meandering around with plot decisions that bog the pace.
No.823046
>>823045That should work, unless something comes up. If something comes up I'll let you know on steam.
No.823047
>>823044The ferry to 'next destination' is out of order, so I have some time then.
PS, Genji is fun
No.823048
>>823045And maybe Marina can settle this whole wedding thing before the baseball game.
No.823049
>>823048The gang's back together. Get out of our way.
No.823051
>>823050If you can wait, I'll bring a bunch of jennies. They make good bridesmaids.
No.823052
>>823051Well, as long as they don't make asses of themselves…
No.823053
>>823047Genji is a meme
A MEME
No.823054
>>823048>>823050Well I have to force myself to sleep if I'm going to run
No.823055
>>823054Slp '1d10'
Roll #1 6 = 6 No.823056
>>823054Night.
I'll probably konk out myself
after another hour or so of BotW. Gotta make that money for a house, after all. No.823057
>>823056I really wonder what Nintendo is going for with the Switch. It seems like a really poor machine compared to the bone and the piss, so I doubt it's gonna get much 3rd party games. It's it gonna be just another wiiu or ps vita?
No.823058
>>823057Seems likely. But if they had the money to develop it they still have a plan at least. However, between poke go and Mario run, it seems clear they feel the need for additional revenue. The bigger question there is how long will it take for Nintendo to wake up to the realities of the mobile market and build their games accordingly.
No.823059
>>823058I've played almost as much hatfall on my phone as I played Witcher last week
Nintendo doesn't need to wake into everything, they just need to stop their gimmicky bullshit or release an exclusive every month to be worth it
No.823060
>Weird ass fucking dreams
>Tired as hell once I wake up
why
No.823061
>coworker has zelda with him on his Switch
Shit. I might buy one now. That thing is way more portable than I thought.
No.823063
>>823061But you can only recharge it on the dock
And 0games
and I want one No.823065
>>823064Or one that has technical issues because consoles on release tend to be somewhat glitchy.
No.823067
>>823066I've heard otherwise.
Not buying hardware right after launch is a generally a wise move.
No.823068
>>823067If I was wise I would have jumped under a car by the time I didn't get into a college right after high school.
No.823069
>>823047There's plenty of reason to sail on your own, but I need to think of what you actually need. I have to consider how well an inflatable raft being pulled by a Pokemon is going to work.
No.823070
>>823063Can you not charge it with a standard USB-c?
No.823071
>found a pair to the sock I thought I lost
Today is starting out fine already
No.823072
>>823070No, unless you buy a charge pack, and even then I'm not sure if it plugs into the portable version.
No.823073
>>823070Googling it quick tells me you can actually charge it with USB
No.823074
>>823073>>823072>>823070Oh, that maybe an USB connected to their switch charger packs then
No.823075
>>823074DM can ask his co-worker I guess
No.823076
>YT shows up with a scene from the Incredibles
God, this movie was so fucking dark for being PG
No.823077
>>823076Sequel soon
Fucking loved it as a kid
No.823078
>>823077I hope it's going to be good
I wonder if they'll be able to keep the tone similar
No.823079
>go to gym
>It's full of exercising people
Noooooo
No.823080
>>823079Tell them the leather club's two blocks down
No.823085
>>823084Went to a Human resources place I had to arrive at 6am to get one of the 50 tickets for the selection process
But apparently a bunch of people arrived way earlier than me and some even camped in the line to get the slot
No.823086
Welp. Exchange is dead.
No.823087
>>823086Oh fuck
What happened?
No.823088
>>823087Couldn't get it
Oh, well.
No.823089
>>823088RIP
That's a damn shame.
No.823090
>>823089We'll see. Maybe I can snag a winter or summer programme.
No.823091
>>823090At least there's he Finmeet right? I hope you'll be able to join us there.
No.823100
>trying best not to be upset intensifies
No.823103
>>823101This was my last for a semester-long exchange
Next to try every summer/winter thing I guess
No.823104
>>823103Soon you will actually be marketable on the job market and will be able to pick whatever country you like.
No.823105
>>823104But it won't be fun student life anymore
No.823106
>>823102M-Mam pls
>>823099Looks like a keeper, don't she?
>>823100I'd still love to make it to Asia on a trip sometime before I graduate. Maybe we could meet up for it.
No.823107
>>823106I'd love to host you, m8
No.823108
>>823105>fun student life>funL-lol?
No.823110
>>823108It is!
Interacting with cool people on a daily basis and learning cool shit and working hard on crazy projects.
No.823111
>>823107Singapore would definitely be nice, but I'd want to combine it with something else.
No.823112
>>823111I could go around with you even, if you come during my school break
No.823114
>>823113May-July, and December
No.823115
>staring the switch in the eye at the market
No.823116
>>823114Well, December wouldn't work, but the last week of June through all of July would since I'm on break then as well. Might be a bit soon though, dunno. I've been saving up for something like this so I don't think getting there would be an issue at least.
No.823117
>>823116Now, if you could drag more of the sub with you
No.823118
>>823115Better than buying dolls or autismbricks.
No.823119
>>823116Though I guess December could work with some minor class skipping and flying into Helsinki for the Finmeet from Asia like some insane cross-continental holiday.
No.823120
>>823108>>823110Agreed with BDN
You can meet up with people with Same interests and make great friends and study together, it's the best
No.823124
>>823118Is it? Is it really?
No.823125
Oh yeah and I bought the blue and red version.
No.823128
>>823123Define side project
>>823126Well I want to visit the region one day
No.823129
I was briefly tempted to get one but it's a slight relief they're sold out here
No.823130
>>823128Developing a pc game outside work
No.823131
>>823129Is there any place where they aren't?
Nintendo thrives on artificial scarcity
No.823132
>>823129Think it over for a month or so. How I do it is think it over one day for each €10 what I want to purchase costs.
No.823134
>>823131Brasil. Eastern Europe.
No.823135
>>823131Local stores are still stocked full.
>>823132How does that not drive you insane
No.823136
>>823135Because I'm poor enough that it actually helps.
No.823138
https://forum.paradoxplaza.com/forum/index.php?threads/all-ethics-and-their-modifiers-policies-patch-1-5-complete-list.1003125/Someone made a list of the overhauled ethics, their modifiers and what kind of abilities they grant as seen in the dev streams of the latest build.
No.823142
>>823138What does the caste system do
No.823145
>>823142I don't really remember the specifics, but from what I recall it's like a Lite version of slavery where Pops who work in mines or on farms are slaves and Pops who work in power plants/science labs/etc are free. Don't take my word on this though, I might be completely wrong about it.
No.823147
>>823145How does that affect Happiness?
Also, can you have a caste sytem with a hivemind?
No.823151
>>823149>you can neuter popsHoly shit
This reminds me of that one Stargate movie or series of episode or whatever it was where
instead of invading Earth aliens became our 'friends' and helped us advance but were low-key making everyone on the planet infertile to take over it No.823152
>>823148It's the quickest option I can think of, and you can do a surprising amount with it
No.823153
>>823148what's your idea anyway?
No.823156
>Consumer Goods
>a certain percentage of your minerals will go to the population
Fuck that
I can I become Literal Stalin in midgame and turn that off?
Mineral managment has been awful for me in every game
No.823157
>>823156Egalitarians seem to get a reduction on that.
Also I know you can adjust living standards for your Pops. Pretty sure there'll be other ways too, like through Civics or Ascension Perks.
No.823158
>>823157I wonder if I can make a Soviet Union species…
No.823159
>>823152True enough, guess I just have bad expectations about it.
>>823153I have several depending on the size of crew I could gather.
No.823160
>>823159What's your favorite idea then?
No.823161
>>823160Ultimately I'd want to create a solid core of a game that would let me work on building content. A 3d platformer style approach would allow the largest freedom in those terms, but to keep it interesting it'd need proper combat, be it shooting or melee.
So dark souls with jumping.
Or ratchet and clank but good.
No.823162
>>823161Why not DMC. So much more fun than DaS!
No.823163
>>823158Well duh. Fanatic Authoritarianism + Militarism, dictatorship, poor living standards, population control and migration control. Get Civics like Police state and Citizen service, also building up your Traditions on the Domination and Supremacy trees…
Personally going to keep playing my militaristic plants for our first Utopia game, maybe base them a bit more on the Floran from Starbound.
No.823164
>>823161I'm not gonna pretend I understand what you're imagining here.
No.823165
>>823162Beyond my abilities as a designer
No.823166
>>823163I shall try this the next time
I'll probably fail horribly at it though
>>823165You're also not Shakespearian enough
No.823167
>>823166You are confused.
DmC is Shakesperian.
DMC is not.
>>823165Thing is, DaS relies on weapons.
No.823168
>>823167Oh yeah, how ever could I have made that mistake
If only developers stopped fucking naming their fucking games as games that already exist
No.823169
>>823161FIRST PERSON SHOOTER
SET IN WW2
No.823170
>>823167The core of souls combat lies in stamina management, dodge/block/parry and largely uncancellable attacks where you are committed to an attack once you decide to go for it.
DMC combat on the other hand is far more fast paced, freeform and combo heavy, where all the components need to flow together much more smoothly to feel good.
>>823164A more direct 3d conversation of metroidvania conventions, balancing platforming with exploration and combat.
No.823171
>>823169Constraints breed creativity but I doubt I could find enough new ground there to warrant making it.
No.823172
>>823170The problem is that all those things you listed alone don't make Souls games enjoyable. They also need the variety offered by many different weapons, each with its own moveset.
No.823173
>>823170This could be pretty fun.
No.823174
>>823171WITH TIME TRAVELING MERCENARIES ARMED WITH MINI NUKE LAUNCHERS
No.823175
>>823132Well, I'm not THAT poor and I have room for a handheld in my life, it's nice to have the temptation off the table though
I can revisit the idea maybe in a month or so when they have them in stock
No.823176
>>823172That is true, but a core must exist before it is built upon. And the core of souls combat is more within reach than the core of DMC combat.
Though if I were to shoot for the moon here, I'd say I want to marry the combats of Souls and God Hand.
No.823177
>>823176Those seem diametrically opposed
No.823178
>>823176YOU ARE NOT ALEXANDER!
What Gaius said. Explain further. No.823179
Of course most of the points on combat style can be skipped by having more metroid than vania and making it a shooter. Doing this then opens up the entirely different question of how to make third person shooting interesting.
No.823180
>>823177>>823178Take the combo building system from God Hand and let players build their own movesets for weapons instead of having a different weapon for every variant.
This was already experimented with to a degree with dark souls 2 hackers.
No.823181
>>823179> how to make third person shooting interesting.Vanquish.
>>823180There's a few jap games like that.
No.823182
>>823181What did vanquish add beyond a reskinned sprint and bullet time
No.823184
>>823182Great enemy design.
No.823186
>>823184No argument there but enemy/boss design is an entirely different beast from core combat
No.823191
>>823187>tfw eating pancake leftovers from yesterday with hot chocolate saucelmao step it up you fucking nerd
No.823192
>>823191>>823187>eating a doner kebabTypical british food
No.823194
>>823193Should I text him?
No.823195
>>823194ask him if he's doing lunch or something so we know if he's coming back in an hour or ?
No.823196
>>823195He doesn't usually eat at this hour
No.823199
Okay I'm here.
No.823201
>>823200stop posting pictures of 6katety's sister
No.823208
>>823206Hmm yeah, stroke that wolf good
No.823209
>>823203*teleports behind u*
No.823210
>>823209Mellow greetings citizen
What may I ask is your boggle?
No.823211
>>823208Gimme dat awoo webm.
No.823214
>>823209I still need to cook
No.823216
>Want to check on Sion via steam
>Scroll to bottom of list
>Tela: Last online over 1 year ago
No.823217
>>823214>Have to choose whether to kill Letho or notASFSAFASDFG
No.823219
>>823216Got roped into errands, will be unavailable for another hour or so.
Sorry.
No.823220
>local Barnes and Noble shuttered, being replaced with a home goods store
Fuck.
No.823223
>>823221>>823215>>823213Let me put some wurst on the stove and then we'll get started
No.823225
>>823224Fair enough, in some ways, "concluded" is more appropriate
No.823226
>>823217Emperor would have shanked him, his bros and your (real) waifu if he didn't do it, I let him go
No.823227
>>823225We had something planned for today?
No.823228
>>823222We're getting old.
No.823230
>>823229If the others are here, I'll join.
No.823231
Well I completed it.
No.823232
>HP monitoring the situation
WE'RE DOOMED
No.823233
Btw is there going to be a stram for Samurai Jack this weekend?
No.823234
Slow internet pls go
No.823237
>Nintendo is going to implement a pay-to-play Online Multiplayer service in late 2017
I wish I knew how to make that one emoticon
Also I was wrong, you can totally charge your Switch on the move, you just can't charge the coloured controller parts without a charging kit.
No.823239
>>823237Which one? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
No.823240
>Voice acting>In MY Zelda gameIT'S MORE LIKELY THAN YOU THINK
Also Link gets a magic not-an-ipad? Seriously?>>823239The one that's vaguely smug
I wonder if I should start Witcher 3 already
No.823242
>>823240Nintendo really loves their tablets.
No.823243
>>823240Well it WAS meant to be a wiiu game
No.823245
>>823244old, already posted here days ago
No.823249
>>823247Told you that they'd put up a timetable if they thought it would be done in 2 months!
No.823251
>>823245So did H fall through or is it still possible?
No.823254
I don't think Selena remembers Chip.
I don't think Selena ever met him. Or it must have been extremely briefly
No.823255
>>823254He was present for literally all of pirates 2!
No.823256
>>823252>that EmmrilleWAIT
WAIT
No.823257
>>823255He was?
Well, Selena doesn't remember him!
No.823258
>>823256Not biological of course, notice Grey Belle and Red are both listed as LH "children"
No.823259
>>823257Also Rhanna """adopted""" by Selena
No.823260
>>823258Also, why did that cunt Abilio never say he's her godfather.
Every fucking man in Selena's life keeps horrible secrets from her. And then you're surprised she ends up a man-hating cunt, drinking sherry in Emmy's cabana
No.823261
>>823259Seems like you can chose your family in Pirates. Can I also unadopt Aria?
No.823262
>>823260Remember, Abilio was not a very good family pony, and also a pirate wizard. Would
you bring an impressionable child along with you on a ship full of pirates, given the choice?
No.823264
>>823260>>823263It was implied
And also the reason that Selena had such a comparatively cushy ride
>Funding for her lab>Big room to herself even though she had done nothing at all to deserve it>Not required to go on any missions>Basically carte blanche to experiment with no limitations>No objection to her holding a cow lab assistant No.823265
Also I think I might have outright said it once that he was, but
>Archive is broken
No.823266
>>823264WAIT WAIT WAIT
YOU'RE NOT IMPLYING SHE DIDN'T GET THAT BECAUSE SHE'S SUCH A BIG CREDIT TO THE TEAM RIGHT?
No.823267
>>823266Light Heart had to get her cabin through treachery and bloodshed.
Selena was handed hers.
No.823268
>>823266Poor Selena having her illusions broken
No.823269
>latest save was before I faced Letho
>and there's no save point afterwards
…So it could not possibly know what I decided?
No.823270
>>823252H-hey, that was never official!
No.823271
>>823268NO
NO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOW SHE'S JUST AS BAD AS EMMY
No.823272
>>823271Worse, I think. Emmy actually put in the work to earn things.
No.823274
>>823272S-she did bad work.
And she insulted Abilio!
Selena was a good pony!
No.823275
>>823257Chip kept hitting on Selena!
No.823276
>>823274but she literally dindu nuffin.
That's the problem.
No.823277
>>823275Maybe she pushed it out of her mind then.
I did clearly>>823276SHUT UP.
I CAN'T HEAR YOU
NANANAANNANANANAN
No.823278
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxIO_6DjPMw>Selena isn't a real privateer>not even a real alchemist>Abilio probably even faked her success as a small business owner;_;
No.823280
>>823279Yep
Totally makes perfect sense to repurpose a sex robot into a weapon
No.823281
>>823269I thought there was a post-credits "cleared" save
No.823282
Wasn't Emmy going to cover them from outside, I just now realize? Oh well.
No.823284
>>823280She's already a combat module.
No.823288
>>823281Oh balls, I'd have to start the game all over again.
No.823289
>Groves logged off Steam without warning
ree
Sion go to his house!
No.823291
>>823289You need me on Steam?
No.823292
>>823291No, but you hadn't posted in 26 minutes!
>>823290Well, he's active again. Call off the hounds!
No.823293
>>823292I had nothing to say.
No.823294
>>823293I'm gonna pimp Lily
No.823296
>>823294You know you'll not get her back, right? And that that would defeat the purpose of rescuing Light Heart's bastard?
No.823299
>>823297Think we might be overdoing it?
No.823300
>>823299I dunno, tomoko enjoys it.
No.823301
>>823300Dogmeat and his red rocket might have been a bit too much
No.823302
Lilly "No Fun Allowed" Heart
No.823303
>>823302Guilt trip her harder!
No.823305
>>823304God
DM
My heart
Why do this
No.823306
>>823298It's only been like, two days since we got to manehattan, right?
No.823307
>>823306Only one night, right? It's so fuzzy now
No.823308
>>823307I was having trouble remembering, yeah.
No.823309
>>823304I'm not quite sure if I'm gonna marry the blonde poledancer or succy
No.823313
>>823312I think I could watch this at work
No.823314
>>823313Yeah, I'm afraid I'd have to get the cheese grater out if you tried to touch Succ
No.823315
>>823314Joke's on you, I'm not that allergic to cheese!
No.823316
Poor Fidget, having to sit through a recap episode.
I guess it couldn't be helped though
No.823317
>>823315The grater is not for cheese
No.823318
>>823316It's fine. I needed a refresher too.
At least Catty seems to be doing well for herself, as far as breeding slaves go. No.823320
>>823318Following the other storyline too I see
No.823321
>>823320Not really, I just saw them mention Cation and followed it back a bit. Morbid curiosity and all that.
No.823322
>>823319No it's not where I work at
>>823317Oh I see, you want me to draw Succy with giant tits
No.823324
>>823322Succ is for giant
mushrooms No.823327
>>823325I'm having flashbacks to Campfire's edits.
No.823328
>>823327Those were the days
No.823331
>>823330A nice rest makes even the grumpiest pony smile
No.823332
>>823324Giant insertion and big tits, got it
No.823333
Gotta bed soon Wf, you can continue without me if you like.
I'm a man with responsibilities during the week now.
No.823334
>>823333No, let's stop here, this was good. You're in. That's something.
Brainstorm about what to summon while you slp
No.823336
>>823335She's not some dog you can just summon!
No.823337
>>823333Oh no
how much of Horizons did I miss?
No.823338
>>823335It'd be quite a bet, remember pulling something out bigger than the hat needs a 10
And you don't want to give away your game to the universe
>>823337They went inside but you can continue Rhannaventure now
No.823339
>>823338Alright
I'll just take a sec to skim over the other's adventure because this seem interesting
No.823340
>>823338Thanks for the game
No.823341
>>823340Perhaps another day it will continue
Though at this present rate, that'll be in April
No.823344
>>823342There is a range (same reason you can't just pull out your cloak of disguise)
No.823345
'1d10'
Roll #1 3 = 3
No.823346
>>823338Oh so it's that Klava dog
post a picture of her to make sure I'm remembering right
>>823342>>823343Mother why
No.823347
>>823346I don't have one anymore on this computer, sadly.
Imagine a diamond dog that, when she walks on her hind legs, is twice as tall as the average diamond dog. An enormous hulking huge dog.
No.823350
Weird, my whole bottom line turned into italics
No.823354
>>823351Sad ponoes can be hard to read
No.823356
>>823353minecraft guy with fakest tan
No.823359
>>823356I see
Lemme see what dumb crap I can post to counter that
No.823361
>>823358Or this
https://youtu.be/1EKTw50Uf8M?t=21I had to google 'music video with tan vegeta' to find it No.823365
Alright, let's pause here, since it's down to just Maali
No.823366
>>823362>>823364'1d10+2' devour shit posts
Roll #1 3 + 2 = 5 No.823368
>>823366FOOL
YOU CAN'T HANDLE MY STRONGEST SHITPOSTS
No.823370
Guys
Shall we test the limits of a small electric stove and in-room cooking?
No.823371
>>823367Are those dollies traps?
Literally since they are rigged with explosives?
No.823372
>>823368I WILL DEVOUR THIS AS WELL
MY HUNGER IS STRONG
'1d10+5'
Roll #1 4 + 5 = 9 No.823373
>>823370yes, cook me something
No.823374
>>823365Aw man, I was just starting to get into it
Well thanks for squeezing some posts in for me at least. Sorry I couldn't be here earlier
When are you gonna run again?
>>823364>>823366Oh you evil bastard, you just wanted to feed off out shitposts
No.823375
>>823371The Deedeez
Harley Quinn's granddaughters
No.823376
>>823373Tortellini
in spinach and mozzarella melt
with parmiggiano on top.
One pot.
One electric stove.
Fox only.
No.823378
>>823372Don't you live in Kansas? Just go outside and rip up some wheat from the field.
>>823374Dunno
No.823379
>>823370Just don't forget to open a window
No.823380
>>823372I advise against devouring this one
It is corrupted and therefore very dangerous
You must pass this roll to get it
'1d10+4'
Roll #1 8 + 4 = 12 No.823381
>>823378The wheat has already been ripped up by the wind. I must sustain on memes instead.
>>823376what is this "spinach"? it sounds toxic…
No.823382
>>823370Planning to burn down the dorm I see
>>823375Unf unf unf?
No.823384
>>823377Nope, no more shitposts
Only cute things for you
>>823378dang
No.823385
>>823380'1d10+5' eat fishy meme
Roll #1 2 + 5 = 7 No.823386
>>823381It was too stealthily camouflaged, but that was in fact a shitpost meme about Kansas wheat stereotype
No.823388
>>823386But I doubt Kansas was all about corn
No.823389
>>823386'1d10' devour this meta post instead
>>823387this meme is too meme to eat
Roll #1 3 = 3 No.823392
>>823382We already have a guy nicknamed "spark" because he lit on fire his room.
I won't ever top that.
No.823394
>>823393Kansas is all about stuff which doesn't exist any more?
No.823395
>>823387Why am I not surprised.
No.823397
>>823394Non-Threatened now baby
One of the few real success stories in bringing a species back from the brink
No.823398
>>823391It's close!
>>823392You can certainly try!
>>823395Why would you be?
No.823401
>>823397Now if only you could do the same with natives
No.823402
>>823398Because there are better villain girls in beyond
No.823403
>>823400Very appropriate reaction. But gz on your research. What's it about?
No.823404
>>823402Like what, the fucking blob of ink?
>>823400but it's a PR victory!
No.823405
>>823401Native populations are pretty good
most have integrated so you wouldn't even know one if you saw them on the street No.823406
>>823405Are you saying you can't spot a cherokee princess just like that?
Also
You can tell by the way
they hold the bottle ayooooooooo No.823408
>>823404Inque was top milf
There was also Curare
And 10
And Queen
And the yandere killbot Synthia
And Talia though that's cheating a bit
And several other female Jokerz
No.823411
>>823408Yandere killbot?
>>823407This is the only coin meme I have
No.823412
>>823411Season 2, Ep13
Terry's Friend Dates A Robot
>Rich nerd buys a sexbot>Programs it to be yandere as shit>Shows it off in school>[BODYCOUNT INTENSIFIES] No.823413
>>823403Selectively sedimenting linear DNA over small circular DNA using group II metal cations.
No.823414
>>823409Well, you did run a quest. Exercising the ol' brainmeat can have consequences if you don't do it often.
No.823417
>>823416Honestly it's a low tier episode at best.
You want good shit go watch Splicers
No.823418
>>823414It was fun telling Sion about how his adventure would've been different if he made other choices, remind me later on after you finish this arc and I'll tell you how things would've gone if went the other way on things
No.823419
>>823417Yeah but that episode I actually remember
No.823420
>>823419It is highly memorable, between the cool premise of future fashion trends getting out of hand, and the villain getting killed more dead than most.
Dates A Robot is nearly Eggbaby tier, without the ironic shitness of the latter.
No.823421
>>823418Has he so-far avoided the Sierra-tier instant game over scenarios?
>>823417Don't forget the episode about the guy who was buried alive with a shitload of nuclear waste because corporate backstabbing.
Or the one about the guy who fell into the center of the earth.
No.823422
>>823421Hmm, well, the closest thing to that was the warning that he received in Reptil to ignore everything else in the New World and go straight to the volcano. That's where Aira was and he rescued her. If he didn't follow the mysterious future message, he wouldn't have been able to save her and the "resurrect Aira" arc would start instead
No.823423
>>823421Earthmovier is high tier as fuck, and sneak peek is very cool in premise.
Another one I really like but gets mentioned far less often is Untouchable.
No.823424
>>823420This yandere robot is actually yandere as fuck though, holy shit.
I like itMy favourite ep has to be
the one with Freeze still
No.823425
>>823424Having that as your favorite one is practically cheating.
It's like saying Heart of Ice is the best BTAS episode - so clearly right it kills discussion.
No.823426
>>823423That's the one with the forcefield belts, right? Probably because of NotTerry and NotDana hooking up at the end.
No.823427
>>823425Oh, I thought my opinions were always shit and the opposite of what you think!
So by that logic the Freeze episode of Beyond is you least favourite!
No.823431
>>823426Yeah that's the one.
>>823427BizarroNopo pls
Discounting the Low Tier eps (Eggbaby, Dates a Robot, Curse of the Kobra, Unmasked, Speak no Evil, Betrayal, Big Time, Countdown, Sentries of the Last Cosmos…) I'd say my least favorite one would be
Hidden Agenda or
Last Resort No.823432
>>823428>>823425Speaking of TaS
I also really like the episode where
Barbara dies No.823433
>>823432Over the Edge is a really good episode, doubly so since I don't really like that season.
No.823434
>>823431>he didn't like Jedi of the Final UniverseC'mon DM, it was great. Terrible and ham-fisted, but great.
No.823436
>>823434It kinda goes in the same ironically shit bucket as Eggbaby, if for different reasons.
Of the low tier eps, it's probably the best. It, or Betrayal.
>>823435When it gets requested
No.823437
>>823433Gordon finding out and the funeral scene broke my heart when I watched it on TV as a kid
No.823441
The Killing Joke movie was pretty bad I think, but I find myself rewatching the Gotham Storage Unit scene time and time again
No.823444
>>823443My favorite one of those is the
>Social Justice Mechanized Infantry No.823448
>>823447you're too late, I saw that this morning
No.823450
>>823447That's not from the girl who tinkers with stuff, is it
No.823456
>>823455You know that guy who interrupts fights and disregards what's going on so he can fuck with the guy he's got a grudge against to build a rival ship with him but by the time they fight the other guy's so worn down he loses?
No.823457
>>823456Why do I get the feeling you're talking about a specific person
No.823464
[emptiness inside]
No.823466
>>823465Y'all're in the wrong window, m8.
No.823467
https://www.twitch.tv/dustyhornsStreaming EDF if anyone's interested.
>>823466It wasn't an earnest request but it still really bothers me.
No.823468
>>823465Just wait until Nasse gets up
No.823470
>>823469About the job? I have another shot at it on wednesday but the only way I can get it is by camping in front of the place for about 9 hours before it opens
Problem is that it's dangerous to lie down on the streets during the whole night, so I will pass that job and looking for something else (which is a shame, it was a pretty sweet deal)
No.823471
>>823470Alright, good luck.
What was it though?
No.823472
>>823471Supermarket cashier
No.823473
>>823472Nothing more American than that
No.823474
>>823473Not even McDonalds cashier?
No.823475
>>823473Isn't being a farmer more American?
No.823476
>>823475>>823474It's all perspective
No.823477
I want to cry, but the tears won't come out
No.823480
>>823479Ah goddamit BDN, when you put it like that I feel bad for joking about it
I'm really sorry you lost your spot (for the second time too, isn't it?) But you can't let yourself down. When do you get another shot to do it again?
No.823481
>>823480Never. This was my last.
Alternative programmes aside, there are some insane things I could do. Like take a gap semester and delay my studies so I get another shot in another year.
No.823482
>>823481>Your last chancefucking goddamit bullshit
I say you should go for it if it gets you another chance next year, even if you delay your studies at least you CAN catch up with that later, right?
No.823483
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No.823484
>>823483They did a much better job on Amanda than they did on four eyes
No.823485
>M&M unlocks in ~9 hours
Fun
No.823487
>>823482Yeah, it just means pushing a semester back.
I'm thinking harder about this.
No.823488
>>823477I went to see logan, my tears work properly.
>>823487Do what's best for your education, even if its not the most fun.
No.823489
>>823488I'm glad
someone is at least enjoying all these superhero movies. I'm about sick of it.
No.823491
>>823489When something is on the decline one must double their efforts to milk it for every last penny from both investor and consumer
No.823492
>>823486>What a weird ramdom thing to post>read filenameNow it makes sense
How's the evening coming along for you?
>>823487Well don't let me dictate what you should do, of course. I just want you to be happy because you'e a precious kind soul and you deserve it
No.823493
>>823490I think you misread that post fam
>>823491I suppose so, but I'm not even sure it's on decline desu. If it was maybe I wouldn't be so exhausted.
No.823494
>>823493Okay, I think I get it now. You shouldn't worry about what other people are entertained by, you'll just stress yourself out, and over nonsense which isn't hurting anything.
>>823492pretty good actually
No.823496
>>823495Well, I mean, I followed the series since I was.. how old are you again, 12? yea, your age.
No.823497
>>823492That means a lot to me Don't let the same thing happen to you, okay?
>>823488Sound advice, purple horse
But my heart hurts too much to ignore
No.823498
>>823495I cried four times this last week watching Lord of the Rings.
No.823499
>>823495But really, its actually nice to let it out you know, properly cry, its pretty healthy.
No.823500
Ana getting hit with some pretty massive nerfs, I would say she definitely doesn't fit the sniper niche anymore. Which you can argue is fair or isn't one way or the other but she's definitely not going to be a viable answer for Pharah anymore. Even bigger is the hit to her biotic grenade though, this pretty much cuts her effectiveness in half and makes it very hard to run her as a solo healer since she'll be vulnerable to chip damage.
>Junkrat buffI don't think it goes far enough at all. He needed more, much more.
>Orisa nerfsDoesn't really change anything at all, her ammo was way too high and this doesn't really even scratch the surface.
>Sombra buffsInsane in the membrane, this is really really good, reduces her downtime a lot
>Winston buffsThis is a pretty massive buff too, definitely renews my interest but I can't see him being viable in the hog-bastion meta
>Zenyatta buffsThis could potentially be an ENORMOUS buff. We'll have to see how it plays out but comboed well this gives him a whole new niche.
>>823494I think you're still missing it, I think it's good that you can enjoy the movies because I can't. I haven't seen a superhero movie since the first Avengers one.
There was no secret layer of sarcasm or irony.
No.823501
>>823499>>823495I think the last time I cried at a movie was in the beginning of
UpAnd if you think that's embarrassing, I was on a date at the time.
No.823502
>>823496>>823499Oh go fetch coconuts you old hag
And yeah, crying is pretty great, it's like vomiting, after you let it all out you immediately start feeling much better
I could use some crying right now
>>823498Geesh, really? I haven't watched those since I was like, 14
>>823497Don't worry, from where I am things can only look up, hopefully
No.823503
>>823497Make decisions you won't regret.
>>823500huh, well thanks?
I actually prefer proper fantasy, or even retold myths, that's probably my favorite genre of movie, because its quite nice to totally let go and ignore flaws because >fantasy world.
No.823504
>>823502Do you actually want to cry?
Huh, you seen crater face yet?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MnA4u9CaK7ADon't read spoiler until after you watch okay.
It actually helped me finally feel something when I was really emotionally numb No.823505
>>823501That one didn't hit me until I watched it a second time later.
No.823506
>>823501Well I don't blame you, it was a pretty great movie
I remember the last time I cried over something that moved me was playing a game
It's a bit embarassing to admit that now
>>823504Oh boy
No.823507
>>823502Yeah I just got 'em for Christmas. I really love Lord of the Rings, it's just a great work overall. I don't really like Arwen in the movies, every time she comes up we've gotta go back to Rivendell so we can hear her talk to Aragorn and shit but I think it's pretty pointless. Like, her whole existence is sort of meant to be a goal for Aragorn to work for as part of his character arc, but her presence in the movie doesn't really help that, and I think a greater focus on the plot as a whole and Aragorn trying to be the king he's supposed to be throughout instead of being unsure of himself would have been a better choice.
I do like that they got out of the Shire at a fairly quick pace, since that part really drags in the beginning. I don't mind the lack of Tom Bombadil at all.
No.823508
>>823503I'd regret not fighting for it with every inch of my being.
>>823504Hmm
It might be good to help let it be out.
No.823509
>>823491The movies are not on decline at all. In terms of customers.
No.823510
>>823508Good luck.
I'll see if I have anything else suitably sad
No.823511
>>823504So that's where that reaction face is from
No.823512
>>823508I feel guilty living in a place and school where they beg students to go to an exchange because no one wants to.
No.823514
>>823504Well I did as told. Sorry it took a while I had to wait for the video to load
It was pretty great, but I couldn't cry, I'm sorry Andy
>>823507I actually don't have a clue of who Arwen is. I don't remember half the stuff that happens in the movies either
No.823515
>>823514Well, anyone who does will know what I'm talking about and will be able to reply with their own opinion should they wish.
And no, it's not just because she's a woman.
No.823516
>>823515Don't worry I'm not assuming that
No.823517
>>823514Well.
Don't worry about it.
No.823519
>>823518I'm sure I saved something worthwhile.
Are you familiar with that candle girl story?
can't say I'm a fan of it, thou its a classic story at this point No.823520
>last time I cried properly at a piece of entertainment was MGS4
No.823521
>>823519That one was truly sweet and heartwarming
and yeah, the candle girl is a classic I seen a few times before
>>823520And people still think Video games aren't art
No.823522
>>823512It can get pretty claustrophobic here, when you're in a small place.
No.823524
>>823523Never?
Sounds like a challenge
No.823526
>>823521Well. I looked at all my caps, nothing else really sad there.
No.823527
>>823524>>823525I would post pictures but it's kind of hard to capture the idea
But in Texas there's a big emphasis on roads and cars, only rarely do people walk on the streets out here, only cross at crosswalks
No.823529
>>823527Oh, that actually doesn't sound all that nice
I love walking around
The risk of getting mugged there is pretty low, right?
No.823530
>>823528thanks, I'm fine thou.
Just a shame the only other things that touch me are long animations or actual movies. stories just tend to be too sudden
No.823531
>>823513Im still waiting for a moment to have selena talk about stockholm syndrome.
No.823532
>>823529Yes
>>823531You've been doing a lot of talking already!
No.823535
>>823532Not enough! And somepon has to do talking. And Selena is the only one with the experience and wisdom to do it!
No.823536
>>823533Well I gave it a listen, cool song.
sad songs actually make me suppress tears, even if I do feel sad, I don't usually cry from them a few exceptions for songs from moments I'm familiar with thou No.823537
>>823533Additionally, I didn't realize you liked comedy musicians. I suppose I should have since you do link funny songs.
No.823538
>>823537Joco is kind of weird, I'm not sure if I would exactly call him a comedy musician
Every song I can name from him is kind of bittersweet or sad, or the comedy comes from how horrible it is
Bittersweet
>Portal 2 end song (Want You Gone)>Blue Sunny Day>Space Doggity>Red Shirt>Shop Vac>Big Bad World One>You Ruined Everything>Not About You>I'm Your Moon>Code Monkey>Future SoonIt's such a nightmare it's funny!
>Chiron Beta Prime>Portal 1 end theme>Creepy Doll>Re Your Brains>Skullcrusher Mountain>I Feel FantasticGenuine comedy
>Ikea>First of May>Dance, Soterios Johnson, Dance No.823539
>>823538Aren't code monkey and want you gone considered funny more than sad?
I guess it just depends, if you find horrible events humorous or not
No.823540
>>823539I guess it's a mix, it's hard to put them in one category or another
Goodbye my only friend
Oh, did you think I meant you?
That would be funny
if it weren't so sad
Well you have been replaced
I don't need anyone now
When I delete you maybe
I'll stop feeling so bad
No.823545
Select your Character
>>823544Did you buy that just to play Zelda?
No.823546
>>823544Still not sure if I should
No.823547
>>823543I always pay attention to my food and drink to see if there's nothing on it
But the one time I let my guard down and everything is dark as fuck this happens
Have I mentioned that I hate ants as much as i'm scared of squids?
No.823549
>>823547Why are you scared of squids
They have big boobs and loving tentacles
Ants can go fuck themselves, I sprayed my whole room to get rid of them
>>823545No, I'm hoping it'll get new releases soon.
>>823546M18 you bought a PS4 to play Bloodborne, I think you can afford a Switch
No.823550
>>823536Kind of same. Sad songs express my emotions for me so that I don't have to.
>>823545What's this?
No.823551
>>823549Squids can stay far away from me thank you
Same goes for jellyfish
I just don't like anything that has tentacles
>They have big boobs and loving tentaclesUhh
No.823553
>>823551Just look at monmusu!
No.823554
>>823500>Zenyatta buffI DREAMT I WAS A BUTTERFLY
No.823555
>>823552Cheesy
If I open this picture
and I see something i don't like
You're dead to me
>>823553I remember reading the manga when it came out…
I don't remember any squids thou
No.823556
>>823548Good choice.
>>823550A romhack. Guess the Evil Team's gimmick.
No.823558
>>823552oh
okay that's… uuuh, something else
Also how the hell would you kiss that, it has no lips whatsoever
No.823559
>>823556Oh fucking hell
Is there a /vp/ thread?
No.823560
>>823558Never specifies what kind of kisses
Means kisses on the forehead would work No.823565
>>823564Weekend is still a long way away mon ami
Unless Blizzard only does patches on Wednesdays
No.823566
>>823565Actually, they do their Live patches on Tuesdays. Usually.
Then, Orisa was released on Thursday, but that's PTR so it doesn't follow the same rules.
No.823567
>>823566>>823564Bastion Nerfs are already live right now
Look up for my thoughts on new round of buffs/nerfs
Orisa can't go to live, she's too buggy, huge known bug list
No.823568
>>823549I can afford a lot of things but that doesn't make them start purchases
No.823570
>>823568Was a PS4 just for one game a smart purchase?
No.823572
>>823571>soonestWhat does that mean
No.823575
>>823573that's the player name
No.823576
>>823574Psychics can communicate with Pokemon directly, but Pokemon do not think or communicate in human ways. Read a Pokemon's mind and you're going to get emotions, needs and instinctual urges, but no words.
No.823577
>>823546https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cb-srOfRqNcWait a while for it to tank and drop in price. Or maybe Nintendo will get their shit together and fix it in the coming months.
No.823578
>>823577Ouch, that is a painful video
Well, maybe someday Nintendo will get their shit together
CK2: M&M today
No.823579
Damn if Breath of the Wild doesn't look SO GOOD though
Ree, why can't Nintendo just stop pretending their hardware isn't awful?
No.823582
>>823579It does look very nice. Personally I've never had technical issues with their handhelds, but it does seem to be pretty bad this time around.
No.823583
>>823582They've come out to say it's not meant to be a handheld
Thank fuck
No.823584
>>823583>>823582Funny I really only want it as a handheld
Like, I'm not gonna use it on my TV, but it'd be nice to have something to game while I go or in my room
No.823585
>>823583Well it's a hybrid console. But since it's Nintendo it'll always be more of a handheld in my mind. The Gameboy/DS was one hell of a drug.
No.823586
>>823576Yeah, I figure that in most cases, you'll still have a lot of interpretation to do.
Still, I want to keep trying to teach them to read, to leave them something when we inevitably part ways.
No.823587
>>823586Now, that is a sad thought.
No.823588
>playing BotW
>Forgot to eat lunch
Dohoho
No.823589
>>823584Same. It'd be something to play on the train instead of browsing 4chan
No.823590
All I'm hoping for is for nintendo to drop the WiiU.
No.823591
>>823587I know I'll have to go back to school, and my 'Mons deserve, and have worked, for a lot more than to just end there. I can only hope their time with me prepares them for the future. Still, we have lots to do and I still have some ideas I want to try out. I have a goal for them and Squire at the end.
Buenas noches
No.823592
>animals turn into rare steaks when you kill them
10/10 GOTYAY
No.823593
Ana
Biotic Rifle
Damage decreased from 80 to 60
Biotic Grenade
Impact damage reduced from 60 to 30
Impact healing reduced from 100 to 50
Zenyatta
Orb of Destruction
Alternate fire recovery reduced from 1s to 0.6s
Orb of Discord
Can now target enemies through barriers
Time to switch back to Zen.
No.823594
>>823593Fucking fuck Blizzard, they are worse than Russian ice hockey judges
No.823596
>>823593>Ana is no longer a DPS characterFucking finally
No.823599
>>823598Yeah
Finally I can kill her with Winston without her bringing me down to 50 HP
No.823600
>>823599Winston also got that nice buff to his bubble recharge.
No.823601
>>823600Oh yeah, I love that.
All these changes are a low-key Winston buff TBQH
He can't be bursted by Ana, can spam bubbles more often and can decimate backlines with Discord if you have a zen
No.823602
>Zelda Schmelda
>6 hours later
Okay I guess there's something to this
No.823603
>>823602Are you just playing it at work or something?
Wish I could vidya in class. Prof is setting a new world record in boring.
No.823604
>>823603Yes. That's why I wanted a handgeld.
No.823607
>>823603Is it a lecture or a tutorial?
No.823608
>>823607It's a lecture.
There's a dude sitting in front of me dual wielding two laptops, playing a different game of Tetris on each of them.
No.823610
>>823593>healing reductionsfuck
why
that was perfect
No.823611
>>823610It meant she could easily come out on top in 1v1 against flankers with no skill whatsoever
At least with Zen you have to be able to hit them after discord
With Ana you just threw the grenade at your feet to heal back to full, take half their health AND block them from healing
No.823612
>>823610She definitely needed a nerf. They might have gone overboard though.
No.823613
>>823612>The person with the most burst heal and heal denial not also being a DPS characterOh yeah
Ana should be God who is good at everything
No.823614
>>823611Nosalt look, the damage getting reduced is fine, but her healing amount and healing block time was perfect. Now she won't be able to solo heal through team fights. We're back to two healer meta, which is awful.
No.823615
>>823612Always adjust too far first and tone down from there. It is far easier to find the correct middle ground than to go in small increments hoping for the best.
No.823616
>>823613Well, yes, I agree her damage should have definitely gone down, but halving the healing on the Nade is a bit much.
No.823617
>>823612>>823614Particularly if they want to add a new tank, people will want to practice tanking, its going to be damn impossible to get a second healer on quick play, it'll be one of us, and that's just gonna wear us out by limiting our character pools
No.823619
>>823614Should all healers be able to solo heal a fight, or should all but Ana be useless outside their secondary abilities?
No.823620
>>823614>Two healer metaThat's great though. And I mean two healer meta never really went away. Problem with one healer is that if they die, the team is out of healing until the healer respawns.
It's viable to run one healer in QP, but in Comp it's a bad idea. Always has been.
No.823621
>>823614>>823616First, the healing from the RIFLE is unchanged
Second of all
The grenade still heals for 50 hp an then your consecutive shots heal for
160How is that ruined?
It just means burst fire characters like Reaper are actually viable now
No.823622
>>823620On an unrelated note, you can make a scatter arrow bow in starbound
No.823623
>>823621All I'm saying is they could have changed the Nade to like 75 healing. Still a 25% reduction.
>>823622Bows don't really seem like they're worthwhile at this point.
No.823624
>>823623True. The only selling point it has is that it is unaffected by gravity.
No.823625
>>823619All healers should be able to solo heal.
Having just one healer slot, and the team keeping that one alive, is the ideal way for everyone to play as wide a variety of heroes as possible.
>>823618ninja sounds >>823620>never a good idea in compWell yea, not like we're going to play comp together, but fine.
>it will still be viable to run a single hero in qpbut it won't if they can't heal enough burst.
No.823626
>>823621Reaper and mcree were already able to damage through her healing if they were hitting the person properly (crits or fully body shotting them for example)
No.823627
>>823617Most of us like playing healers though
Also, Zen is going to get better and quite a few people here like playing Zen too
>>823623She was WAY too strong agaist flankers
Which sort of makes them being moot if they can't pick the healers like they are supposed to
As I said, it was such a fucking trial to kill Ana with Winston before
You spend two seconds taking half her health, during which she can pump three shots into, THEN she can nade you, taking off a huge chunk of your health and preventing you from healing, while also making you spend two more seconds to kill her.
Without good positioning or shield placement she could easily 1v1 a
tank meant to kill squishies and have a decent chance of winning, and even if she didn't, she left you very low
>>823625Lucio - self heal aura is slow
Mercy - self heals only out of combat
Zen - Self heals only out of combat but only the shield
Ana was literally the only one who could regen half her healthpool mid-combat
No.823628
>>823625Mercy is viable in QP even as a solo healer, I'm sure Ana will be fine in QP solo.
No.823629
>>823627The other three needed to be buffed to be as good as ana.
Also no, our group hates to stick to the 2-2-2 composition and instead rotate what hero is selected, understandable, but not gonna work without proper solo healing around. I hate this.
No.823631
>>823628Immortal Mercy during Rez has been pretty impactful at least in QP for me
>>823629A few of our favourites can self heal though, and we also like to play high mobility stuff like D.va or Winston who can just jump out a fight to grab a healthpack
It's not the end of the world that the grenade heals less on impact
Remember, it still boosts your heal darts to 120 HP (I was wrong earlier, it's 120 not 160, but that's still half the hp pool of a squishie and 1/5 of a tank)
Plenty of burst heal still
No.823632
>>823631fine whatever
Its useless to talk about this until it happens.
don't fucking tell me I didn't call it when people are yelling about having "no fucking healing" in chat after this No.823633
I wish Orisa was released already, I wanna play her.
And fuck yes I will drop quick matches if someone else locks her in before me
No.823634
>>823632Calm them tit-lays down, geez!
If y'all want to try the new tank I'm just going to be playing healers for a while then, I don't mind.
Have some white lion cubs that were born 2 months ago and were just introduced at a zoo
No.823636
>>823632"I need healing! I need healing! I require healing! I need healing!"
- Genji
Speaking of Genji, I think I mentioned this before but there's a dude in my class called Genji. And it always fucking cracks me up when someone calls his name to catch his attention.
>"Hey Genji help me out here.">"Genji, want to go for a smoke?">"Genji not coming in today?" No.823637
>>823636I guess you could say
Genji is with you No.823638
>>823637Wf made that joke already, slowpoke.
No.823640
>>823635cute
>>823636poor guy, I knew a person who had a very unique name, then lion king 2 came out and suddenly everyone was quoting the movie at them. shit got annoying real quick.
No.823641
>>823640>>823636We have a friend called Robin, which is a somewhat unusual name over in Hungary, so we just call him Ropin, which means
'on a salstick'But also because it just sounds funny to mispronounce it like that No.823642
>>823640These guys don't play Overwatch, so they're not familiar with Genji memes.
No.823643
>>823642I have managed to popularize Lucio quotes with my friends who only played during beta/open weekends or when they are our friends who have it on PS4
No.823644
>>823643There's another dude I share another class with whose name is Yoshi.
You can probably imagine the amount of Mario jokes.
No.823645
>>823644My class never really had these popular-because-of-pop-culture names to make fun of, sadly.
We have to make due by calling a friend on her full name that she hates rather than the nickname
No.823646
>>823645It's a first for me as well, honestly. I'd never met anyone called Genji or Yoshi before in my life. Who the hell gives their kid a Jap name anyway? I've never heard a single Jap name that doesn't sound retarded.
No.823647
>>823646Wait
They aren't Japanese?
No.823648
>>823647Nope. Both are very Belgian.
No.823650
>>823648Mixed family or just weeb parents?
No.823651
>>823649Yeah. I mean exotic names aren't hugely uncommon among younger generations, but fucking hell.
No.823653
>>823650Both these guys look like they don't have a drop of foreign blood in them. I'm not that familiar with them, so I don't know if their parents are just Japanophiles. I don't exactly want to ask them why they're named the way they are either.
No.823654
>>823648>>823651could be worse, at least those are rather traditional names
No.823656
>>823654The new owner of my local game store is named Kai and he's firmly a southern white guy, and for the longest time I thought he was just a weeaboo until fairly recently someone else brought it up to him, and it turns out it's because one of his adoptive parents is Chinese.
No.823658
>>823657Well I didn't think he was trash, I just went with it and didn't want to potentially be confrontative about it, gosh.
No.823661
>>823659Maybe rewatch pone?
No.823662
>>823660Well. That's a very bitter life ahead for that kid.
No.823664
>>823663Ingest serious looking witch to cure your ailment
No.823667
Kind of weird, but my PC just asked me to pick a boot device when starting up. First time I've seen that.
Anyone know why that might be?
No.823668
>>823667Funny, my PC sometimes goes to a screen where it complains it can't find a boot device.
No.823672
>>823667Wait
Could it be a hard drive issue?
>>823661Maybe. I need a while to step back
No.823673
>>823672I've got an SSD for Windows.
