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 No.831126[Last 50 Posts]

Fancy uniform edition

 No.831128

>>831126
>Emrille gets picked up by the government instead of a shady shadow assassin organization

 No.831130

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 No.831131

>>831130
>Just realized I`ve been posting as Rhanna
Forgive me

 No.831132

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If I brought the DLC for Organ Trail sometime during the next week, who would be up for some interactive playthrough?
Naming the characters, telling me what decisions I should make, just generally laughing at the absurdity of imagining the quest characters in these situations etc.
Apparently the DLC doubles the content of the game, both with encounters and also choices, now you can pick the route yourself instead of having to go on one set path.
I remember some people, myself included, had lots of fun with this.

 No.831133

>>831128
Is that legal?

 No.831134

>>831131
I was very close to answering your
>What makes you say that
with
"FOR ONE, YOU HAVE TURNED INTO A DOG."

 No.831135

>>831133
Need all the hooves you can get during wartime.

 No.831136

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>>831134
Well, they`re already both smiths, I`m sure they could trade places and no one would notice

 No.831137

>>831132
Oh I`d love to help

 No.831138

>>831136
>>831135
>already feeling the fatigue because my sleep schedule sucks
ffffff

Maybe we will have to do this princess luncheon another day

 No.831139

It's past 1am and I have work tomorrow
Going to end this real soon

 No.831140

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>>831138
>>831139
Perfect synchronism you two

 No.831142

>>831138
That's fine, Wf, sleep is important.
I have deep fears of how this may go.
>>831140
When do you think you'll be around to do Abeardeen and save your half-sister (and nieces/nephews) from the clutches of those lewd donks?

 No.831143

>>831142
Being a princess is hard work, don't let anyone tell you otherwise!

 No.831144

>>831142
Is orbital bombardment an option?

 No.831145

Wait DM, is it Sinport or Sunport?
Both are pretty nice names either way

 No.831146

>>831143
I just hope Marina can fit in enough exercise so she doesn't turn into a whale-sized seapony.
>>831144
Not unless you don't care about the hostages. Usually it's mission failed if the extraction target is KIA.

 No.831147

>>831139
>>831138
goodnight you both

 No.831148

>>831145
Sunport is the official name
Sinport is what everyone calls it

 No.831149

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>>831148
Ooooh, that`s sweet. Not sweet as in that`s cute and all, more like sweet as in that`s rad
I shoud have just said that`s rad instead

 No.831150

>>831148
Makes sense!

 No.831151

>>831148
>>831149
Also thanks for the session, there are a lot of things happening at once It feels like.

 No.831152

>>831151
That`s good, we`re making good progress and things are finally picking up
A shame Nonny wasn`t here though but at least Nopo will be joining us soon
I hope

 No.831153

>>831151
>>831149
Glad to run it
This is basically where Part 2 begins, as Sinport will throw in some new plot elements before we head into the prison raid, and part 3 - taking the fight to the Golden Dragons to clear your name

 No.831154

>>831153
I see you were busy

 No.831155

>>831153
Can`t wait to have crafted some great things by then

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 No.831157

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>>831154
That I was.
Now to finish this ep of Jack and slp
>>831155
The old gangs can easily supply you with more than enough steel to fix Amalganon

 No.831158

>>831157
And hopefully with some tips and other things to help spice up my arms
Sleep well now

 No.831159

>>831157
She looked supe cute in her casualwear

 No.831160

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Also remind me to goad Neeps into joining.

 No.831161

>>831160
Give me the suc

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 No.831163

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 No.831164

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 No.831165

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Slp claim me

 No.831166

>>831164
>implying optimized sex is good

But where will those occasional cute moments of bumbling around awkwardly go?

 No.831167

>>831165
Night, DM.
>>831166
They never said what it was optimized towards.

 No.831168

>>831166
Optimized doesn't mean perfect.

 No.831169

>>831167
>They never said what it was optimized towards.
That's how you know they're bad engineers

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>>831167
>>831168
Wait, wouldn't 'optimized' sex just be
-stick in
-shoot immediately
-done?

That hardly sounds fun

 No.831171

>>831170
No, it'd be the sex they most enjoy.
We can assume it's optimized towards enjoyment, not procreation since >gay

 No.831172

>>831171
I mean, they are super smart engineers, they'll figure out how to jury rig gay butt-babies to work

 No.831173

>>831172
Depends on the kind of engineers.

 No.831174

>>831169
Thanks for running, by the way.

 No.831175

>>831174
It was fun

>Low battery

At least it can charge while I recover

 No.831176

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 No.831177

By the way, is there any good way to hunt Korok seeds or is it just luck to stumble upon them basically?

 No.831178

>>831177
If you're close you'll hear the tinkling noise Korok's make, but usually it's just a matter of looking for things that are out of place. Like jars tucked into tree hollows, rocks on mountain summits, that weird yellow flower that's about half as tall as you are…
There's probably more than 200 of the little bastards so you're bound to run into them no matter where you go.

 No.831179

>>831177
Pattern recognition while you explore. Keep your eyes open and you'll notice the same 5 or so mini-puzzles in the overworld.

 No.831180

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 No.831181

>>831180
>ow the edge

 No.831182

>>831181
The main point of that armor is not the fact that it's super strong and hard to beat and high tech, it's the fact that it's super expensive and they couldn't affor it if they didn't have a rich person supplying them for their war effort

 No.831183

>>831182
>>831180
She is trying to expose him.

 No.831184


 No.831185

>>831184
Kelani did give her the panties of a maid as a gift

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 No.831187

>>831186
Such a shame, I was going to let his gf find it in his bags and ask questions if he didn't get rid of it.

 No.831188

>>831187
I'm more surprised he's got the one girlfriend. From meta chatter it sounds like he's the type that won't be bound to any one mare for any length of time.

 No.831189

>"That guy ahead of me sure is going slow."
>Says Knight at 80 MPH
The San Francisco area can go even faster, but I prefer the curves of Santa Cruz

 No.831190

>>831188
That's just Nopony's rogue shaming

 No.831191

>>831188
He occasionally Johnny Bravos up an attempt still though

 No.831192

>>831190
But doesn't Kelani have a least one mare in every town square? How can he spread the will of Mother Nature if he doesn't?

 No.831193

>>831192
…Well he has slept with many mares given the chance..

 No.831194

>>831193
>>831192
Joy will pick up the child support check soon.

 No.831195

>>831194
>he starts stealing more to pay for all these foals

 No.831196

>>831195
But every time he tries to steal he ends up seducing a mare!
It's how it started with Lockbox to begin with!

 No.831197

>>831194
>>831195
>Kelani gets caught with "trophies" from other mares
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVNSyQ002Rs

 No.831198

>>831197
Fuck
Now I need a way to incorporate a panty-explosion to Kelaniquest

 No.831199

>>831198
>trapped chests at a brothel
>hidden loot in the panty factorum
>really rich widow with way too many sets of lingerie

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 No.831201

>>831200
Because all quests need some fun?
And it fits Kelaniqeust with how promiscious he can be sometimes?

>>831199
I only let Kelani near a brothel once
He just left

 No.831202

>>831200
Why not?
>>831201
Well, if he had stayed he likely would have missed his burglary window.

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 No.831205

>>831196
>>831197
>Kelani just doesn't understand how he keeps having this problem

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 No.831207

>>831205
It is a blessing… and a curse…

 No.831208

>>831204
Wow shit taste.

 No.831209

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>>831208
Nggh, oh yeah, look at this sexy thing
I just love bloated disgusting slimy shit

Unf unf unf

 No.831210

>>831209
Australia was a mistake.

 No.831211

>>831210
Even worse, those things don't procreate.
They mate

 No.831212

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Netherland is such an enabler

They are installing traffic lights on the ground for people who can't be bothered to look up from their phone

 No.831213

>>831212
Holy shit
that's so cyberpunk I can't even believe it.
There will be neon glowing light in the sidewalk, and it will actually mean something.

 No.831214

>>831213
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAU3J3S-6zI

It's pretty rad, but as I said, sort of an enabler.

 No.831215

>>831211
It really doesn't matter, they are more akin to drones than animals.
>>831214
Look they were gonna text and walk anyway, at least don't let them die.

 No.831216

>>831214
what sylt said really

 No.831217

>>831215
I mean, the fact that in canon they lay worms in you by shooting you with pen sized sharp darts is a bit unnerving if you ask me.

Also, they do say they hope the idea will spread to other cities too.
So at this point we'll have
1. Lights on the poles
2. Lights on the button
3. Clicking for the blind
4. Lights on the ground

What next?

 No.831218

>>831215
I dunno, man. If you literally can not look up from your phone for three seconds to verify whether or not you're going to be hit by traffic, I think you've got a problem.

 No.831219

>>831217
Hologram crossing guard lady that shows up on the lines of the cross walk so cars and humans can see it

 No.831220

>>831218
Does it matter? More warnings are better. It's not some invasive system or something. And a momentary lapse can happen to anyone.

 No.831221

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>>831219
What about traffic zebras though

 No.831222

>>831221
Why is that zebra holding up a rape sign?

 No.831223

>>831220
The thing is, the problem with this, that even if the light is green, you should look around.

Par example recently an ambulance driver was under trial because he hit a girl.
It was green for the girl, yes, but she had earphones in and was texting, so she didn't see that the ambulance was driving with the lights and sirens on since they were busy trying to get to a place to save a man's life.

>>831222
Dyslexia confirmed

 No.831224

>>831223
Don't you tell me how firm my lysdexia is.

 No.831225

>>831220
True, but as nopo said, just because the light's green doesn't mean you should forfeit your own perceptions of your surroundings.
If not an ambulance, then there's always the chance of some drunk, however small.

 No.831226

>>831223
You are making an argument about what "should" be done, according to your level of knowledge and morality, very similar to what "all life is sacred abortion shouldn't happen because you should think about it before the fact" moralists do.
Subtracting options should never be the option.

 No.831227

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>>831223
What should REALLY be done is putting little bridges for humans to use everywhere

 No.831228

>>831227
Like those wildlife bridges they've got in some places?

 No.831229

>>831226
WHAT

What the fuck are you on about?
Am I getting trolled or are you actually fucking mentally damaged?!

How on God's green fucking earth is 'Look around both sides of the street' a fucking subjective moral opinion?
Are you fucking high?

 No.831230

>>831227
Those cost a lot though

And also ruin the vista

 No.831231

>>831228
exactly.

>>831230
>cost
Money < Human lives
>vista
Already ruined because its a fucking city

 No.831232

>>831231
Andy, you've got that backwards. For most corporations/goverments, it's Money > Human Lives.

 No.831233

>>831229
It's subjective because the neon strips aren't there to replace looking both ways, just how street lights didn't make looking both sides pointless.
The neon strips are there to give a last, emergency warning to those who were not paying attention until the very last moment.
Saying "I don't think they should exist because then people won't pay as much attention" is effectively trying to apply your morality on the rest of reality.

 No.831234

>>831233
I didn't say they shouldn't exist though, did I?
I just said they are problematic.

 No.831235

>>831233
I mean, I even like the idea, but that doesn't take away from my argument, that remains the same.
You can have this type of light for convenience, but you should still look around.

 No.831236

>>831235
But you still kept fighting against this!

 No.831237

>>831236
>fighting
Look
I like the idea for the convenience it can give
I admit, there is a red light around here that is super fucking long and sometimes I miss that the light turns green when I'm fiddling with music on my phone as I wait
But I still don't walk until not only do I make sure it's clear, but also that I have enough time to cross the road.

My argument is, that many people will use this as an excuse to never look up, not even a bit, which is dangerous.

 No.831238

>>831237
But you are just assuming they will.

 No.831239

>>831232
We're speaking of what should be, not what is.

 No.831240

>>831237
People can just space out and miss the timing, even without the electronics in their hands distracting them

 No.831241

>>831239
Well, we all should have millions of dollars so we never have to worry about anything other than our hobbies ever again.
Just have to be the sole winner of that lottery first…

 No.831242

>>831238
You know it too

>>831240
Yes, but getting used to not having to look up whatsoever is super dangerous if they go to parts of the city where these things aren't installed, for example

 No.831243

>>831241
Smell that air! Couldn't you just drink it like booze?

 No.831244

>>831241
What if everyone got healthy balanced food for free, from specific government funded places. Unhealthy food you still had to pay for, like drinking and nachoes.
Small apartments in a big complex, free, you just pay for internet/tv/phones. bigger places you still have to pay for, families can apply for a free house.

Wouldn't that be nice, and free up most of you income for hobbies?

 No.831245

>>831244
Provided you have a job in a wold where everything is done by robots.

 No.831246

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 No.831247

>>831245
Hey, if everything is done by a robot anyway, shouldn't life be easier for humans?
Let them have their basic needs covered, and see how much more peaceful things can be, when they aren't scared of not having them.

 No.831248

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>>831246
>hot chocolate
MHhhm

>>831247
WHAT ARE YOU, A FILTHY COMMIE?

 No.831249

>>831248
There would be capitalist things too, so having a bunch of land is still luxury for example. But the safety net of that basic living provision means that you're just seeking what makes you actually happy and not the means to survive.

 No.831250

>>831244
Andy I am a farmer the robot would take my jerb.

 No.831251

>>831250
You don't need your job if everything is taken care of

 No.831252

>>831249
You lost your 2020 edge
You don't even want to exploit people anymore

 No.831253

>>831251
But hobbies are nonessentials that aren't taken care of, Andy.
I'd still have to pay for Internet/TV/Phone, like you said.
And with all the menial jobs gone, what's left? Fighting for jobs in positions that can't (yet) be filled by robots.

 No.831254

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>>831252
Or maybe I am thinking like a visionary

 No.831255

>>831253
Let's be honest Fidget, do you really want the government to take care of your phone/internet/tv needs too?

 No.831256

>>831253
>But hobbies are nonessentials that aren't taken care of, Andy.
Pane et circenses.

 No.831257

>>831254
[worried laugher]

 No.831258

>>831255
Frankly I'm uncomfortable with the idea that they would be the sole suppliers of vital necessities since then the only way to enforce quality in those things is to be on the constant threat of revolt. Or simply atrophy as a human being and worship the state like a good little cog.
Communism can never work outside of paper. At least not until we've hit post-scarcity.
>>831256
Yes, because State Sponsored Entertainment will be something that's good. It'd go back to gladiatorial combat faster than you'd expect.

 No.831259

>>831258
State sponsored entertainment doesn't work in the age of information.
You will get whichever kind of entertainment you like the most. Brave New World. It's the society of pleasure, not control.
Worry not, you will be happy citizen.

 No.831260

>>831259
That's also something that should be feared. Dulling the mind by over-feeding it pleasurable things and blunting the abilities of the mind to question or understand.

 No.831261

>>831258
> sole suppliers of vital necessities
Well, not the way I'd imagine. If you had money you could buy non government healthy meals too.

> the only way to enforce quality in those things is to be on the constant threat of revolt

You realize the FDA is actively preventing us from being poisoned by corporate food yea? Its really the corporations that don't care for us, the government wants us alive and healthy

 No.831262

>>831261
It (supposedly) took one of Al Capone's relatives getting food poisoning from spoiled milk to prompt someone to start putting expiration labels on food and drink. Also why he took over the milk industry, essentially.
It took a criminal to force the rest of the country to accept a standard of quality.
The government, up until that point, didn't care.

Also, up until a journalist uncovered all the shit going on in meat processing plants, there was no government oversight.
The FDA is a cudgel the gov't picked up after the fact, not before.
And with how much medicine costs these days, it's a cudgel that's changed hands.

 No.831263

>>831260
Yes and what are you gonna do about it?

 No.831264

>>831262
Man, fine.

What do you think should happen then?

 No.831265

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 No.831266

>>831263
Wallow in helplessness, probably.
>>831264
That's the thing, any idea I have to "improve the state" or even my local area would be a short-sighted stopgap, since I don't have access to the big picture. It might help things, for a while, but unless I did them right and properly educated people then things would just go right back to how they were, or worse.
Sorry if this is just putting you in a bad mood.

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 No.831268

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>>831266
Wow you're a fucking faggot, shutting down all my ideas and not providing a single new topic

 No.831269

>>831268
No, I'm a philosopher. There's a slight, but noticeable difference.
>>831265
Man, I wish I could give as few shits as Diogenes.

 No.831270

>>831268
It's called nihilism.
Just tossing your hands up and saying "That's too much, man!"

WELL I SAY FUCK YOU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyGFM5CGnoo

 No.831271

>>831268
>>831266
Did you know you can cheese the rolling ball shrine?

Easiest soul orb of my life desu famalam

 No.831272

>>831269
Only fags give themselves titles. faggot confirmed.

>>831270
>tfw lost my way

 No.831273

>>831271
Sorry I don't have that game.

 No.831274

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 No.831275

>>831270
Actually I was just admitting I have no idea how to fix all this shit, not that it doesn't matter.
>>831271
Which one, there are lots.

 No.831276

>>831275
The first one then

 No.831277

>>831276
Like, in the starting area? There are 120 shrines in the world, Wf.

 No.831278

>>831276
Just wait until you find the pachinko shrine.

 No.831279

>>831278
Kojima?

 No.831280

>>831277
I just beat the modest test of strength so basically I'm unstoppable

 No.831281

>>831279
>somebody on a /v/ thread just called Jack "punished Jesus"
Kojima indeed.

 No.831282

>>831281
See?
It all adds up.

 No.831283

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>>831280
You're probably going to have a rough time in the first Major test shrine. Especially if you get hit. Or if it's one of the ones that doesn't have pillars in it.

 No.831284

>>831283
I got 99 problems but a fairy ain't one

 No.831285

>>831283
>>>>>having combat troubles

 No.831286

>>831284
Ah, so you're at least past Kakariko, then.
>>831285
Savage Lynels aren't a joke, Sylt.

 No.831287

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 No.831288

>>831286
>>>>getting hit by savage lynels
>>>>ever
Fun fact.
You can defeat them without even using weapons.

 No.831289

>>831288
Not everyone carries a cucco in their pocket, Sylt.

 No.831290

>>831289
Lol
Shoot their face to stun them
Mount them
Hitting them from behind consumes no weapon durability
I usually do it just by dodge + rush because at this point I have all the weapons I will ever want.

 No.831291

>>831289
>Fidget confirmed for girl

 No.831292

>>831290
You're assuming I can aim in the span of a second on a WiiU pad.
>>831291
Hey, Sylt's the one mounting these lion-man-taurs over there.

 No.831293

>>831292
I'm using a wii u pad and have no problems with it!

 No.831294

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Jack spoilers from last episode.

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 No.831296

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>>831295
>added a waifu character
>Hitonari looks off compared to Kaneko's nomal art

Worry

 No.831297

>>831296
Very much so, especially over the waifu.

 No.831298

>>831293
Eh.
My aim's just bad.

 No.831299

>>831294
Tara's delivery of that was so bad.

 No.831300

File: 1490581676249.png (246.02 KB, 357x520, 1447609447121.png)

I will go now

I have left my ball to this filly to play with

You niggers better not steal it from her while I'm gone

 No.831301

>>831299
I agree.

 No.831302

>>831300
Steal ball '1d10'

Roll #1 4 = 4

 No.831303

>>831302
Protect ball
[1d10]

Roll #1 5 = 5

 No.831304

>>831303
>1 off again

Curses

 No.831305

File: 1490582058603.gif (2 MB, 1875x1077, Get that mare a stick they….gif)


 No.831306

>>831294
I saved that too since it reminded me of pumpkin

 No.831307

>>831298
Git gud and dodge into flurry them?
>>831306
You went full fangirl there!
>>831304
Evil never wins!

 No.831308

>>831307
They use almost exclusively mounted-unit attack patterns, so I'm constantly stuck turning around to keep a bead on them. My best bet is to steal high-end weapons from Hyrule Castle and try to sneak up on them.

 No.831309

I sure hope the office doesn't mind me submitting my documents three times because of small fuckups

 No.831310

File: 1490582941330.gif (4.57 MB, 381x214, SmoothCriminal.gif)

>>831307
>just there

 No.831311

File: 1490583189906.jpg (1.99 MB, 2560x1920, 1490583140919336073506.jpg)

>>831308
No you can't sneak up on lynels.
You simply have to pick the right dodge (side/backwards) for the attack.
Rushing at you on all six? Side.
Running at you for weapon swing? Back.
Weapon swings on sword and halberd are usually back, on mace back twice for the 720° spin which you can't actually flurry into, side for downwards mace attack from melee which you can flurry. Watch out for long range weapon attack on all of them, either backstep and shield or full on run.
Stasys+ them when they charge the nova and run out of range.
Run in a circle around them when they breathe fire.
You should never get hit.

 No.831312

>>831311
Well, I know that, but then the bastards dash off a thirty feet, and either set up the charge or suddenly a wolf pops out of nowhere, or a bat, or it decides not to lock on instead of working properly.
I wish the Master Sword did extra damage to them, but it doesn't.

 No.831313

>>831312
I farmed enough lynels to fully upgrade the barbarian set and NEVER had a problem with random mobs. Sounds like a bunch of excuses to me.

 No.831314

>>831313
Well, the one that I first went against was on that road near the Tabantha labyrinth near nightfall, so there's that. Red/Blue Lynels don't give me any trouble.
I'm not going to enjoy silver ones…

 No.831315

>>831314
The tips i just gave you are for silver ones.

 No.831316

>>831315
I see.
They pop up during blood moons at the coliseum ruins, right? Or was it somewhere else?

 No.831317

>>831316
No they are in other locations. 2 in the gerudo Highlands, three north of tabantha tundra and one past the leviathan bones north of the Eldin mountains.

 No.831318

>>831317
I saw Silver Bokoblins in the leviathan bones, so I must have missed the silver lynel.
Man, hunting these guys down is probably going to be more tedious than farming the dragon parts.

 No.831319

>hear about muh coal over the news

This is the one thing that gets me somewhat mad

 No.831320


 No.831321

>>831320
Repeal of clean energy policy
You and I are going to die

 No.831322

>>831318
There's a map with the locations. Also no, farming dragon parts is top boring.

 No.831323

>>831321
>One of the most polluted places in the world
>opposed to green energy
But why?

 No.831324

>>831323
Nah, it's in the US, not here.

We know we're just a few ppm away from being sunk under the sea

 No.831325

>>831321
Are you talking about trump's plan to create coal mining jobs?

 No.831326

>>831325
Coal mining? What is this, Victorian England?

 No.831327

>>831325
>conveniently forgetting that mining has been mechanized to fuck so fuckall jobs are going to be recreated

Really stimulates the neurons

It's probably because I'm stressed to fuck by a lot of other things which is why my jimmies are being rustled but I don't want any of you to suffocate or to drown before I can host a submeet here

 No.831328

File: 1490586234897.png (1.37 MB, 1920x1080, 1490510973609.png)

>what are those sub dwellers doing?
>I don't understand
>I DON'T LIKE IT

 No.831329

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 No.831330

>>831329
How can you be up so early?

 No.831331

>>831330
Ringed city goes live in ~18 hours. Also it's Monday and he has a job.

 No.831332

>>831331
I have a job too.
But I was SLP way earlier than him.

 No.831333

>>831326
>>831327
Pretty much everyone thinks its retarded and not going to work, but that won't stop him, sadly.

>suffocate/drown

Well I don't live in florida or california, so I won't drown when it rains or fall into the ocean. How much pollution does it take to suffocate people anyway? Don't they have to dump that stuff right into the city's heart to actually affect anyone?

 No.831334

>>831329
What a horrible morning

 No.831335

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 No.831336

File: 1490586729555.jpg (36.13 KB, 540x960, 1490422750649.jpg)


 No.831337

>>831336
that doggo looks like it needs pets

 No.831338

>>831333
I'm the one going to drown.

I'm not sure how close the coal plants have to be to cities, just take a look at China

 No.831339

>>831337
Maybe, but the sign forbids such acts!

 No.831340

>>831330
3 hours of sleep will do when I need it to.
>>831331
This week is already so packed
>T, a haircut and some wow prep work today
>ringed city tomorrow
>wow patch and family stuff on Wed
>raid night on thu

 No.831341

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 No.831342

>>831338
that's awful.
I really feel kind of helpless about it, but then again I always was so nothing is different.

 No.831343

File: 1490586929950.jpg (163.67 KB, 830x1012, 1467130699031.jpg)

>>831339
remove sign '1d10'

>>831341
what a cute

Roll #1 2 = 2

 No.831344

>>831338
Well back when I was a kid, I got told all of New York would be flooded by 2015.
Still looks pretty good. I'd be amazed if suddenly water levels will rise enormously just because of those coal mines.

 No.831345

>>831343
Such fluffy ears

 No.831346

File: 1490587001702.png (732.23 KB, 895x850, 1471656943668.png)

>>831345
phox likes this

 No.831347

>>831343
The sign is immovable.

 No.831348

File: 1490587104848.gif (950.99 KB, 500x328, pets.gif)

>>831347
Well.. I'll just go pet wolf instead

 No.831349

>>831327
>>831325
As someone who lives in West Virginia, and thus find this issue relevant, I'm not opposed to this. Yes, the climate and pollution is a bad thing, but even if the entire US stopped polluting completely, we'd still be fucked because of China.
More importantly, there were a LOT of people put out of a job by Obama's shit around here, and the thing is, coal's about the only thing this state's got outside of tourism, which isn't a field that creates all that many jobs.
>forgetting that mining has been mechanized to fuck
>implying the mines around here are going to spend that kind of money
Most coal mines aren't even anywhere close to being up to code, much less modernized. Considering how many workers- experienced workers- are on the market right now, and willing to work for what is ultimately less than the initial installation costs for that mechanized stuff, I'm willing to bet they'll do what they've always done and go with what's most profitable right now.

I see you two are very upset over this, but we got fucked by those Clean Energy acts. Trump might be as evil as you think he is, but after getting shafted for eight years in a row "for a better tomorrow," having somebody actually put their money where their mouth is about trying to make things better around here is something that's really hard to see as a bad thing.

 No.831350

>>831342
Maybe you can help me when I become a supervillain someday

>>831344
There were large efforts to reduce emissions in the times between that may have helped. What also strikes me is how fucking self-serving this is, going forward with it despite all evidence it's not going to work. It's disgusting.

 No.831351

>>831349
Funnily enough, China is being fucked to hell by lung disease and is already trying to stop coal.

I can only hope this is transitory while a more permanent restructuring takes place, because coal is meme that will kill you and me.

 No.831352

>>831350
>>831350
I don't get your issue.
Here you live right next to China which is still one of the biggest polluters in the world and has been so for years and I don't hear you bitching about that every day.
But oh, some coal mines get opened in America, it's the end of the world.

 No.831353

>>831352
I can't expect any better from those animals

 No.831354

>>831349
I'd rather retrain those guys to do other work TBH. Do you really mean to convince that those guys want to be coal miners, the stereotypical worst possible job?

 No.831355

>>831349
Perhaps where we went wrong was trying to keep areas with insufficient work opportunities populated.
Rather than propping up outdated industries to provide work for the sake of work, the willing work force should be relocated to where there is work in need of doing.

 No.831356

>>831355
You mean space?

 No.831357

>>831350
No thanks, I'm planning to live off the land in a cave like a wild girl.

 No.831358

>>831357
Sounds like the perfect boss henchman!

 No.831359

>>831357
>>831358
>Andy becomes the Sniper Wolf of our Outer Heaven

 No.831360

>>831359
>>831358
[1d10+4' awoo battle cry

Roll #1 10 + 4 = 14

 No.831361

>>831352
China has always been very upfront about their disregard for human life and wellbeing, but even they are ever so slowly waking up to the negative side effects of their actions.
America is generally held to a higher moral and intellectual standard, and harming not only themselves but the entire world willingly to make a quick buck just because China is doing it too is unbecoming of them in the eyes of the world.
Leaders are expected to set a good example and America has fought long and hard to hold that leader position.

 No.831362

>>831360
Terror is struck in the hearts of your enemies. Your spirit is filled with lust for battle. You're hired!

 No.831363

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 No.831364

File: 1490587932996.jpg (270.54 KB, 1200x900, awoo shadow.jpg)

>>831362
>>831363
That's right. I'm the best.

 No.831365

>>831364
>I'm the beast.
Fixed that for you.

 No.831366

>>831351
I do too; I know coal is bad in the long run, and even if it wasn't, we won't be able to mine forever- it's going to run out eventually. It's just that putting hundreds of thousands of people out of work without setting up any sort of alternatives was a really dick move, and people were angry about it. Getting called "racist misogynistic xenophobic idiots" for not wanting to support a candidate who showed no signs of wanting to do anything but continue that trend didn't help.
>>831354
Again, the problem is that coal is the ONLY thing this state has; all of the colleges, hospitals, and major cities were able to get big and profitable by virtue of being beneficial to the coal industry. All of the state's infrastructure was built using the money that came from the coal industry. Coal is the foundation of the state's economy; without it, everything falls apart.
It had already started; in an attempt to make up for the sudden drop in state revenue from those mines closing, other industries like the Forestry industry got hit hard with heavier taxes, laying off practically the entire force that regulates the industry and makes sure enviromental protection codes are enforced, and shutting down lumber mills to conserve money.
The attempt to recover from the blow to the coal industry could easily snowball and crash everything else in the state- and remember, we're one of the, if not the single poorest state in the entire country. The majority of the population is struggling as it is.

 No.831367

Also, because recently I climate denial website I came across literally had an oil price tracker in the sidebar and this whole debacle kind of reminded me of it

Hmmmmm, I wonder who could be behind this

>>831366
All I can say is that I hope it works out for you and you don't get fucked over again.

 No.831368

>>831366
This raises the question of how should a failing state be handled. Eventually the mines will run dry and the problem will repeat itself until a more permanent solution is put in place. This same problem is something Europe should have put more though into, but the structure of the union makes intervention difficult.

 No.831369

>>831368
Well, West VA has a lot of mountainous terrain, right? Plop some windmills on the higher altitude parts and you might be able to get a decent wind-power station running.
Maintaining and repairing them will also be new job opportunities for the area.

 No.831370

>>831367
I hope so too. I'm well aware it could just make things worse, but just making the attempt is more than any major politician has done for us in the past decade, if not longer. The fact there's a chance for it to go well for us is still a chance, instead of a write-off.
>>831368
I agree, and we do need to start replacing the coal industry with something else to be the big money-earner. It's difficult because we don't have much land flat enough to develop and build on, though that's also part of why we're able to have the tourist/mountain-trail/whitewater-rafting business we do. We could probably flatten places here and there, but who's going to sink the money into that kind of setup costs?
The lack of an easy solution still doesn't excuse ripping the rug out from under us without even temporary stuff set up to soften the blow.
>>831369
We've got tons of wind turbines set up already, and they're setting up more and more as time goes on.
The problem, as me and my dad found out when talking to one of the people working on them, is that right now, they're not really a "profitable" venture- the revenue from the power they're generating is enough to break even with the costs of maintaining and repairing them, but that's about it. Maybe that will change in time, but right now, they're not really doing more than being self-sustaining.

 No.831371

>>831370
Hopefully you'll be out of there before that becomes too terrible an issue.

Anyway, I think I'm going to farm some dragons in BotW and then hit the sack. See you guys later.

 No.831372

File: 1490592381648.jpg (469.06 KB, 1200x1787, Grand Tour NASA.jpg)

Don't worry, there's always Space to look forward to!

 No.831373

File: 1490592647096.png (460.54 KB, 1928x1636, Klava.png)

Oh, and I remember looking for this for some reason, so I'll go ahead and post it. Wf's Diamond Dog character, Klava.

 No.831374

>>831373
She is currently helping in Horizons and I asked Wf to post a picture of her again
Thanks Knight

 No.831375

>>831374
I know you guys encountered Torm, but I'm wondering if any other characters have shown up.

 No.831376

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>>831375
I don't remember Rhanna personally meeting any cameos from other quests but the others have

 No.831377

>>831372
I just want to go out and found sub planet

 No.831378

I have awoken

 No.831379

>>831376
I'll ask him about it.

>>831377
That can sort-of be arranged.

>>831378
'Morning. Off to work?

 No.831380

>>831379
I AM at work

 No.831381

File: 1490595319190.jpg (439.42 KB, 1200x441, 61737086_p1_master1200.jpg)

big birb

 No.831382

>>831381
Have you been playing the Touhou games?

 No.831383

>>831382
Yes
Yes I have

 No.831384

>>831383
Release order, or just the newer stuff?

 No.831385


 No.831386

File: 1490596251180.png (1.78 MB, 1125x1274, 61252639_p0.png)

>>831384
All of the post-98 ones to some degree, I'm better at some than others.
>>831385
Utsuho Reiuji. It's hard finding good art of her because there's a lot of details that need to be right.

 No.831387


 No.831388

>>831385
Nuke crow

 No.831389

>>831352
>>831349
>It's okay for us to pollute since China does it too
China's emission per capita is lower than the Netherlands. The US is among the worst offenders when it comes to shitting out large amounts of polution per capita, along with those Arabian chimp states. Of course China and India fart out more garbage than the US, but their population is also far larger.

I guess people are only going to start caring when they start living in the same conditions the chinks do in their major cities.

>>831324
Build dikes like we do. Remove sea. REMOVE STINKWATER

 No.831390

File: 1490598352342.webm (2.27 MB, 460x816, 1490457462969.webm)

Anyways, good night.

Dream of giant robots.

 No.831391

>>831390
>Read that as "dream of giant boobs"

 No.831392

File: 1490603759123.gif (969.03 KB, 500x281, tmp_13392-1471856883485-73….gif)

>still don't really know who to vote for

 No.831393

>>831392
Muutos 2011
I don't know either, and I don't really care. Especially if I'm going to move to Lahti to study.

 No.831394

>>831392
Vote for Putin-sama.

 No.831395

>>831393
I'm torn between green and pirate party.
Pirates are my go to meme vote but greens might make sense on a municipal level since their anti nuclear stance will have no real effect.

 No.831396

>>831395
P I R A T E S
I will probaboy vote for Persus if at all. I only care about whether the kaupunginhallitus will want to bring in more or less immigrants.

 No.831397

>>831396
My one worry with persu is that they might push for pointless extra shit because muh church home and fatherland. Granted, economic parasite blocking is a policy I'd vote for.

 No.831398

>>831397
True enough.

 No.831399

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 No.831400

I don't even remember what I'm so stressed about anymore

 No.831401

>>831400
All the work and responsibilites that stop you from being able to play and have fun with your friends?

 No.831402

>>831400
>tfw been getting angry/annoyed at things too easily lately
I really shouldn't be so bitter about some things, but I can't help myself.

 No.831403

>>831402
Remember to drink enough water. Dehydration can make one irritable

 No.831404

>>831402
It's the pressure of work plus fucking everything
I can barely remember what I need to actually do so all I feel is unending anxiety

>>831401
And my failure to secure one of things I wanted most for my young life

Hopefully another britbong attack soon scares off more applicants, maybe Nopo can help

 No.831405

>>831403
I hydrate plenty. I've just been bitter about some things that have been happening in my life lately. Nothing too bad, but just little things that all add up and really make me irritable when I think about them.

 No.831406

File: 1490611335414.jpg (1.75 MB, 4000x4000, tmp_7640-13319093697301014….jpg)

>>831405
Let's suffer together

I really need a week of doing nothing but now it's all-in for two weeks

 No.831407

>>831406
Sounds pretty rough. At least I have the Easter break to look forward to.

 No.831408

>>831407
I wonder if we have an easter break. when is it anyway?

 No.831409

>>831408
Easter is on the 16th of April.

 No.831410

>>831407
Pity I can't experience gaijin undergraduate education, everyone who's gotten a proper exchange says everywhere else is babby mode.

How's shit on your end

 No.831411

>>831410
I don't really have a true point of reference, but from the sounds of it I'm glad I'm studying here and not in Singapore.

 No.831412

Will to live draining

 No.831413

>>831412
Draw
Paint
Learn unity

 No.831414

>>831411
It's not so bad considering all the stuff you get to do. What really sucked was A levels, two years of pure hell that isn't even interesting. I think finding pones and the sub helped me a lot theb.

 No.831415

Whats going on?

 No.831416

>>831415
Niemals.

 No.831417

>>831416
o-oh…

 No.831418

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>>831404
You`re still young though right? You haven`t failed

 No.831419

>>831415
Ded hours
I'd offer to run more otr but this week is quickly filling up

 No.831420

>>831419
>Utopia releases next Thursday
>On raid day
Doom.jpg

 No.831421

>>831420
>start on Friday
>50+ hour game

 No.831422

>>831421
Y'know, I should probably make extra sure I have nothing lined up for that weekend because I get the feeling your prediction may be pretty close to reality.

 No.831423

>>831421
>>831422
Shit, I was thinking of spending the weekend in St Louis

 No.831424

>>831423
Do that this weekend, keep the weekend after free.

 No.831425

>>831421
These hunts have everyone all locked up inside. Waiting for it to end… It always does, always has, y'know. Since forever. But it won't end very nicely, not this time.

 No.831426

>>831424
I have no reason to go this weekend though. Next weekend is convention weekend.

 No.831427

>>831426
Doom.jpg

 No.831428

File: 1490618465592.jpg (586.88 KB, 2100x1052, pa botw.jpg)

Too real

 No.831429

>>831427
I need to think about this.

 No.831430

File: 1490618828493.png (276.23 KB, 1200x800, 0b9c7f78-5a3a-4d4b-b53b-94….png)

>>831428
Do you this Artist?

 No.831431

>>831430
That's goat train, right?

I have looked at some of his stuff although he mostly draws giantesses iirc

 No.831432

>>831430
GT is mid-low tier.

 No.831433

>>831425
would you keep a selenapony in your house as a pet like a dog?

 No.831434

>>831433
I bet she can cook a nice meal

 No.831435

>>831431
I thought you liked Giantesses too?
>>831432
At least he`s not Doesn't-draw tier

 No.831436

>>831418
I feel old

Then again, you're the only one here younger than me

 No.831437

>>831436
How old are you feeling? Also how old you actually are?

 No.831438

>>831428
The weapon durability memes have killed all hype I had for botw

 No.831439

>>831422
>>831423
We could do it over Easter

 No.831440

>>831439
When is easter again?

 No.831441

>our Foreign Affairs Minister was dealin with Duerte this week

These fucking faggots refuse to talk with anyone but fucking dictators and the all around scum-leaders of the earth and it fucking pisses me off

 No.831442

>>831437
Like I'm really old
22

 No.831443

>>831442
PFthahahahhahaha

 No.831444

>>831442
Man I forgot how young you are compared to the majority of us.

 No.831445

>>831440
Good Friday is in two weeks
It also happens to be my birthday

 No.831446

>>831445
Won't your family want to be with you then?

 No.831447

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 No.831448

>>831439
I mean if you think I won't be slamming Utopia that entire weekend regardless of whether Gaius is here or not, you're in for a surprise.

Nothing will stop me from humping a new Paradox release.

 No.831449

>>831444
Dang kids git off my lawn

 No.831450

>>831445
Fuck
What do you want for a Birthday present

 No.831451

File: 1490622023946.gif (1.42 MB, 500x281, 1487882951212.gif)

>>831445
interesting news

 No.831452

>>831446
We'll probably have dinner or something but at end of the day you are my friends so you are who I wish to spend time with.
>>831448
You'll have that, I'll have my souls and wow

 No.831453

>>831452
You won't escape me, you old fart.

 No.831454

>>831452
I see

>>831448
I'm excite
I'll just have to hope my internet will be kind enough to let me play properly

 No.831455

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 No.831456

>>831442
That's almost two years away from me, we could be brothers!
>>831447
Good morning Old Lady

 No.831457

>>831450
Artemis from the old =][=nquisitor range
A mutalith kit
Drawings
>>831451
Nothing quite as exciting as turning 28

 No.831458

File: 1490622712603.jpg (51.37 KB, 885x921, 1322325011952.jpg)

>>831445
>>831457
Have fun with it
Not sure what I could give

>>831456
You'll never stop being my kouhei

 No.831459

>>831457
You'll be offically out of the club of 27

 No.831460

>>831455
>>831456
make sure you kids eat your veggies today.

>>831457
Have a fun time if you can

 No.831461

>>831458
Your Whaaaat
>>831460
I'm the last person you have to remind of that

 No.831462

File: 1490622991525.png (1.41 MB, 1498x1620, 1343732768328.png)

>>831460
H-hey! I'm an adult and eat what I like! And that means ice cream for a whole day!

 No.831463

>>831458
Wat a raar
>>831460
Well that sounded a bit defeatist
I'll be enjoying a long weekend with you people, how could I not have fun

 No.831464

>>831461
What a good kid.

>>831462
Noooo your poor teeth

 No.831465

File: 1490623195275.jpg (36.52 KB, 287x384, 1487551942395.jpg)

>>831463
I didn't know what you were planning is all.

 No.831466

>>831464
I'm the best ki-waaaaait

 No.831467

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 No.831468

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 No.831469

>>831465
In all honesty it probably won't be any different to a normal weekend, except I spend one day blasting my usual birthday song on repeat.

 No.831470

File: 1490623469674.jpg (96.56 KB, 502x504, 1336339798015.jpg)

>>831464
And that means I don't have to go to the dentist, nu-uh!

Binging on ice cream yesterday was a bad idea/s]

>>831463
My only regret is not offering a quest you could enjoy

 No.831471

>>831439
Might work. Once I get a free weekend it's going to eat up everything.
>>831449
I'm still reasonably sure I'm the oldest

 No.831472

>>831471
You sound like a 16-year old
Also MSOB and Dusty are both in their 40's I think

 No.831473

>>831471
Old fart

 No.831474

>>831471
I thought fidget was 30+

 No.831475

>>831470
I'm probably the hardest to get into a quest so don't lose your head over that

 No.831476

>>831474
He is no 30 yet
He is not a full fledged wizard, but I think he is 29 since he is very close to it

 No.831477

>>831476
Guess gaius is the oldest then

 No.831478

>>831434
Baka, you have servants for that!

 No.831479

>>831477
How old is he again?

 No.831480

>>831479
He's thirty (12)

 No.831481

>>831480
>wizard age

 No.831482

File: 1490625086087.webm (2.52 MB, 720x720, Egyptian_Horse-3BVWMQM.webm)

Why are we talking about this?

 No.831483

>>831482
Because Back in the 90s I was in a very famous TV show

 No.831484

>>831482
>deerhorse with tail permanently raised
LEWD

also because I'm weary

 No.831485

>>831483
Don't act like you don't have a character ready

 No.831486

File: 1490625253492.gif (540.12 KB, 422x238, 1421215656153.gif)

>>831482
everytime there is a birthday this happens

tfw had nightmare related to questing

 No.831487

>>831486
Wow that's heavy. Which quest?

 No.831488

>>831486
Oh?
What was it?

>>831485
I think today is the day, yes
I feel the inspiration drilling into my head

 No.831489

>>831488
Do tell.

 No.831490

>>831489
Well, I don't want to smother it
Like trying to create fire with primitive tools, I see the spark catching on the hay, but if I lean too close and take away the oxygen it will be smothered out
What I meant is I am feeling a bit creative today and I'll try to focus that onto the character

 No.831491

>>831487
>>831488
I was running a quest, a dungeon crawler with puzzles and 4 dragons to defeat, all with different elemental powers and optional mechanics (like the white dragon with its ice and light powers was also defeatable if you used a laser in the corner to counter act its beam attacks). Everything was going cool, until the gate to the secret fifth dragon, which was the final boss of course, opened up and before I could reveal it was a wizard with the title of dragon from defeating those 4 alone, one of the players started bitching about the dragons not being the right type of thing, and that there are no dragons with dull scales and serpent bodies, and that the riddle boss was too easy and many other complaints about them.
Then everyone else started to grumble complaints too and kind of leave. aside from sylt who just stayed quiet

 No.831492

>>831491
[just staying quiet intensifies]

 No.831493

File: 1490625976246.png (69.41 KB, 242x207, 1318746537140.png)

>>831491
>sylt staying quiet
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

 No.831494

>>831491
I'm pretty sure this is why we don't do oneshots.

Also, the last session of Brz was fresh in your mind huh?
I kid, I kid

>>831492
>>831493
[inaudible hand waving]

 No.831495

File: 1490626166147.jpg (7.66 KB, 320x180, fun.jpg)

>>831492
>>831493
What? You hate it? You didn't like the pitfall trap? WHAT ARE YOU JUST STARING FOR?! gawd just say something!

 No.831496

>>831494
It felt pretty bad. Good thing it was only a dream

 No.831497

>>831495
Sylt is now Away
Sylt is now Offline
Sylt is now offline, they will recieve your message the next time they log in.

 No.831498

File: 1490626322029.jpg (557.34 KB, 1920x1200, Mythical-Dragon-Like-Long-….jpg)

>>831495
He was too amazed by how cool long dragons are

 No.831499

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 No.831500

>>831496
Don't worry, we all get anxious about quests.
I think.
Like, yesterday I felt pretty worried you didn't enjoy the session.

 No.831501

>>831498
I miss playing a dragon in FC
It was the most rad shit while it lasted

 No.831502

>>831499
>>831497
heh

>>831498
Clearly he was speechless with awe!

 No.831503

File: 1490626724575.jpg (56.12 KB, 640x696, 1464561844002.jpg)

>>831501
It really wasn't the right quest for it at the end of the day. Having a dragon PC would be rad in a different kind of quest.

>tfw Spellbound never got released in all those years

 No.831504

>>831503
Yeah, I was just blinded by the glam of it
I focused so hard on trying to get it to work I forgot all else

>no spellbound

>no qt Necromancer

Have you thought about looking up /tg/ for some other spell-heavy system?

 No.831505

>>831503
>tfw no Flavia
Why did you do that to me?

 No.831506

>>831503
>>831504
>>831505
Shit, now I miss cousin nolin

 No.831507

>>831504
I have. The usual answer is to try Mage: The Awakening or Mage: The Ascension. I don't really know what to think of them.

>>831505
Because I lost everything thanks to the ghost in my PC, which for the record is still fucking there and driving me mad.

At least it only rarely memes on me these days.

 No.831508

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 No.831509

>>831508
He was a fun, as the party rogue.that's probably why Kelani wound up looking like him now that I think about it

 No.831510

>>831507
>I don't really know what to think of them.
What's the matter with them?

 No.831511

>>831509
…not the other way around?

 No.831512

>>831508
You could play a dragon!

 No.831513

>>831510
Well, for one they're a fair bit more complicated looking than Fantasycraft. Of course that might just be because I'm so used to FC and have yet to actually play these systems.

Also kind of worried about how they're not as flexible as FC. FC's flexibility was the shit. Again though, I might think differently if I properly study and try them out.

 No.831514

File: 1490627368029.jpg (94.35 KB, 640x716, 1489299774754.jpg)

The Master Sword needs a lot of hearts to remove!

 No.831515

>>831513
As long as I can play a necromancer I'd be down with it

>>831512
>someone goes into house
>quest failed, I can no longer talk to them

 No.831516

>>831511
Well, maybe?
I guess Destiny was in '13, and trot in '14 ?

 No.831517

>>831516
Remember, I'm slow as fucking Molasses
Destiny was the second quest I ever ran.

 No.831518

>>831517
>Destiny started in 2013
>its now 2017
>none of the quests have ended

 No.831519

File: 1490627640724.jpeg (293.76 KB, 500x887, embarassin.jpeg)

>>831518
Technically some of them did, lel

;_;

 No.831520

>>831514
Spoiler!
13, non temporary ones.

 No.831521

>>831515
Level 20.

 No.831522

>>831521
In that case, the problem becomes
What would even be a challenge?
Aside from the Magic McGuffin of Dragon Slaying?

Don't tempt me bro

 No.831523

>>831522
>implying I can't come up with appropriate level challenges
You are one. The multiverse is endless.

 No.831524

>>831515
Yeah, I figured as much.

Still, I'm not sure if it's a good idea for me to DM a quest with a system I haven't even played yet. Makes me feel kind of anxious. So at the same time I'm honestly considering to just say fuck it and use FC with some homebrew magic classes added to it anyway.

 No.831525

>>831523
Damnit, Sylt, now you made me consider this.

How would it mesh with the general theme of exploration of magical and distant places?

 No.831526

>>831514
I wish you could do it with temporary hearts. But yeah, and even that amount is not shit, every enemy can swipe like 20 hearts away at once.

 No.831527

>>831525
As I said, the multiverse is huge. Ever seen Doctor Who? He's a lv20 character in an universe filled with dangers. You'd be the same. I'm gonna veto your sheet if you put in a bunch of "get out of jail for free" cards.

 No.831528

File: 1490628315179.jpg (135.03 KB, 551x763, 1490627897446[1].jpg)

I want this printed on a T-shirt

 No.831529

>>831522
>tfw too many ideas that wouldn't fit in mons
Maybe I should run a nonspecific solo ponequest too

 No.831530

File: 1490628510300.jpg (46.13 KB, 600x737, rowen.jpg)

>>831529
It's why I like Destiny, I can use my ideas almost always incorporated into some of them
I do need to get off my ass and revive the ones that are ded though

>>831527
What are those in FC even?
You know I'm not good at powerplaying
Also
What if he was trying to hide the fact that he is a dragon, an tuning into one was a last resort?

 No.831531

>>831530
Teleportation spells and such.
Dragon lord, 5th level power. The one which enables you to turn from drake to humanoid and vice versa.

 No.831532

File: 1490628839161.png (1.23 MB, 853x1024, Imprisoned Dragon 10142108….png)

>>831531
Yeah, I know the 'gamebreaker' of Dragon Lord is the transformation

At most I would only want one type of 'get out of jail free' if there is one available, and that would be something like phoenix like resurrection, which is an ability of some type in FC I think, but only because I know how fickle soloquests can be from experience, so one safeguard wouldn't be the worst idea

 No.831533

>>831532
>regeneration
Kek
Find something which allows you to do it in the rules and it's good with me.

 No.831534

File: 1490629385695.png (1.41 MB, 853x1024, Dragon Oracle 100414010.png)

>>831533
>kek
What's your problem with it?

 No.831535

>>831534
Nothing, it's just that I mentioned doctor who and his signature ability is regenerating once he dies.

 No.831536

>>831524
If DM is questing today, wanna BFGA?

 No.831537

>>831536
Not today. Going to do other stuff today. Wed/Thursday will work though.

 No.831538

>a large yellow helicopter made like three circles above the neighbourhood before flying off

That was weird
But also
God I fucking love helicopters
They are the best

>>831537
No musical retards either then, I'm guessing?

 No.831539

>>831538
Do you gender-indetify as an assault helicopter too?

 No.831540

>>831538
I can do an episode or two in like an hour.

 No.831541

>>831539
No, regular old helicopters will do

>>831540
I'll grab a bite until then

 No.831542

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 No.831543

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>>831542
>tfw pinned your hopes on bug magikarp and it failed

At least it opened up a slot for Slowking to join a maingame team after 17 years of waiting

Beb

 No.831544

>>831542
I don't get it

 No.831545

>>831544
All the words in caps are names of Pokemon abilities

 No.831546

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 No.831547

File: 1490633175535.png (533.55 KB, 1498x735, 437631.png)

Hmm

Catfishing is not illegal, is it?
I should get on this biz

 No.831548

>>831547
Fucking amazing

 No.831549

File: 1490633370709.png (146.63 KB, 350x450, 1464558373069.png)

>>831547
>People actually falling for this shit

 No.831550

>>831549
>JIF
THE URGE TO KILL IS COMING BACK

 No.831551

>>831548
>>831549
Seriously, is scamming like this illegal?
I bet I could make a tidy sum too.

 No.831552

>>831551
I don't see how it is
You're asking for money and promising nothing

 No.831553

>>831551
In Finland, I'm sure it would be.

 No.831554

>>831552
I mean, if a scam is considered fraud then you could get seriously fucked for it

 No.831555

File: 1490634799405.jpg (347.45 KB, 705x1300, Elf.jpg)

I want to hug anime tiddie

 No.831556

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 No.831557

File: 1490635771013.jpg (30.22 KB, 540x960, 2079264.jpg)

>tubachan episode

 No.831558

@Fidget/Sylt/Nasse:
I lost my shit laughing when I got to the chest-owning tree in the Korok trials

 No.831559

>>831557
Always funny when that came up in orchestra class.

 No.831560

>>831558
Yes
The woods is a bit of a bitch
Also spoilers: the trials won't prepare you for anything at all

 No.831561

File: 1490639772112.png (10.46 KB, 240x160, 1277 - Mario And Luigi Sup….png)

Wow Bojack goes from funny to depressing so fast

 No.831562

>>831561
and how does that make you feel

 No.831563

My current swordstash
>On person: Fire rod, Guardian Sword x3, Guardian Spear, Guardian Battleaxe, Knight broadsword x2, Forest Dweller's sword, Knight's claymore, Edge of Duality
>At home: Royal claymore

Can't wait to run into a world boss and break literally everything in one fight

 No.831564

>>831562
Entertained while I have dinner

 No.831565

>>831563
Yeah but then you will have a lynel 1h sword with 84 attack.
>>831561
BACK IN THE 90S

 No.831566

>>831565
>>831561
I was in a very famous TV show

 No.831567

>>831565
You know I'm actually disappointed there aren't any video games about being two kids in a trenchcoat pretending to be a man.

 No.831568

>>831565
I just got the Central Tower scout completed with 0 Guardian or Ruined Guardian kills

Absolute madman, cheeky cunt, etc etc

 No.831569

>>831563
>at home
??
Also only the Lynels count as bosses, everything else is disgustingly easy, and you'll only need a 2h sword:
>Take out bow/bomb, shoot [enemy] in weak spot
>Run up to them, charge attack
>Spin around until the [enemy] starts getting up, run away
>repeat once to kill the enemy

 No.831570

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 No.831571

>>831569
Everything's simple when you have a strategy.

 No.831572

>>831569
I bought the house

 No.831573

>>831570
So self aware
>>831568
Wow that's a lot of patience.

 No.831574

>>831565
>>831566
Noooo stop
Its already stuck enough on my head as it is

 No.831575

>>831573
I thought it was pretty funny

 No.831576

File: 1490640991107.png (61.19 KB, 450x440, 1340039079276.png)

Well I got just about everything I wanted done, done

Slp

 No.831577

I'M THE VERY MODEL OF THE MODERN MAJOR-GENERAL
>>831572
Oh right, I forgot to do that.
Maybe I should try to 100% it.
I never explored any of the desert either, except for the maze.
>>831571
I mean you can use the same strategy with the Lynel too but the difference is the Lynel's weak spot is hard to hit and that fucker will straight up murder you if you fail, all the others have at least a little leniency.

 No.831578

>>831574
I'm BoJack the Horse (BoJack!), BoJack the Horse
Don't act like you don't know

 No.831579

>>831577
I don't have a switch, just commenting.

 No.831580

>>831577
AFAIK Guardians and the big stone world boss guy aren't staggered by bombbs

 No.831581

File: 1490641832718.gif (383.66 KB, 559x722, awoo.gif)

'1d10+3' summon pegasi

Roll #1 2 + 3 = 5

 No.831582

>>831580
Wait, Guardians count as bosses now? You just need a 30+ damage weapon and to get close to them to wreck them. They get staggered immediately.
Also if you're talking about the lava elemental, you can use the bomb to blow up his "hands", which causes him to eventually fall down on the ground, allowing you to climb on him.

 No.831583

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 No.831584

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>>831583
post more

 No.831585

>>831582
No the stone guy

Guardians are definitely roaming bosses desu
>Wah wah the game is too easy for me in the late game
Most of my stuff is ~26

 No.831586

>>831585
Riposte the guardian's laser with any shield, 3 hits on moving ones, 1 hit on immobile ones.

 No.831587

>>831586
You mean parry?

 No.831588

In response to the age talk earlier in the day, I'll be 31 in October this year.
>>831577
The fourth great fairy fountain for upgrading your armor is in the bottom-left corner of the desert, through a sandstorm.
I'd suggesting riding a seal out there.

 No.831589

>Eldin Tower scouted with no fire resistance

We hard way

>>831588
The magic missile birthday

 No.831590

>>831588
I didn't even find the third armour upgrade.
>>831585
Who?

 No.831591

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 No.831592

>>831590
There's one near Tarrey Town's building site, one near Tabantha Tower It's under the shrine where there's a memory location, and then there's the one next to Kakariko.
>>831589
>tfw got Tabantha Tower with no lightning res during a thunderstorm
Rain makes climbing so terrible.

 No.831593

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 No.831594

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 No.831595

>>831592
Tarrey what?
Also fuck lightning, how does it even work

 No.831596

>>831595
It's where Hudson gets sent to develop a town from the ground-up.
If you help build it, you get access to some pretty good stuff.
It's in the Akkala region, north of Zora's domain. An island sticking up in the middle of a lake connected to the shore by a land-bridge.

 No.831597

>>831594
Living (zombie) girl (boy)

 No.831598

>>831596
Who gets sent to where
Also
>my brother starts watching Bojack on netflix in the next room

 No.831599

>>831595
lightning is attracted to metal gears

 No.831600

>>831595
>>831599
The only thing I know about lightning is she has pink hair

 No.831601

>>831598
You know the guys in Hateno Village that you buy the house from? The Bolson company?
There are three people in it: Bolson, Karson, and Hudson. After you buy the house (3k rupees and 30 bundles of wood), Bolson dispatches Hudson off to Tarrey Town to get started on it.
Over the course of the Tarrey Town questline, you will need to collect 100 more faggots, and a person of each race whose names ends in -son, as per the Bolson construction company guidelines. Each one provides a service to the new town: The goron breaks up rocks and sells the gems, the Gerudo is a tailor, the Rito is a general store (sells arrow bundles of each type), and the Zora is an innkeeper. As a bonus at the end of the town construction, you get 3 diamonds.

 No.831602

>>831601
WHY WASN'T I INFORMED

 No.831603

I am growing increasingly suspicious that "voe" is Gerudo for "man I want to fuck"

 No.831604

>>831603
You're half right, it does mean "man."
Vai is woman.
Also Gerudo village is ladies-only unless you're a goron or a convincing crossdresser

 No.831605

>>831603
The italian translation said "boi" and there's a part where link says "boy?" and the gerudo he's talking to gets super mad about it insisting that no, it's boi!

 No.831606

>>831604
>Also Gerudo village is ladies-only
Wouldn't be faithful otherwise

 No.831607

>>831603
I fucking hate Gerudo town. I'm like "Hey I'm here to save the world and you along with it and all I'm asking for is access to your city and an audience with your leader"
>NO VOE ALLOWED YOU IDIOT
"Well fucking fine you all can just fucking die I'm going back to the chamber of resurrection and sleep over this"

 No.831608

Flutter-guardians are extremely fucking dumb, I don't think arrows even do damage

 No.831609

Also I wonder how Nintendo put in so much innuendo into a kid's game.

 No.831610

>>831608
Yeah, you need ancient arrows or physics objects. Magnetism+metal item drops them in two whacks.

 No.831611

File: 1490646076977.png (1.68 MB, 1500x1050, 1490521355427 (1).png)

Why did we skip that other metato?

 No.831612

The rest of the game is going to feel ezpz, I captured Akkala tower using 20-damage weapons and stealth alone

Fucking damage sponges man, 240-health bokonopicos???

 No.831613

File: 1490646452890.jpg (248.84 KB, 1200x1015, e7d492bb-e6cc-45dc-9a35-4f….jpg)

>>831611
Once a meta gets around 1000 posts big it starts to get heavy and the page might crash. Also takes loads of time to load, so we make a new one

 No.831614

>>831613
No, I mean the one DM made no one posted in.

 No.831615

>>831614
Because we all hate DM.

 No.831616

>>831613
>>831614
>>831615
He made it 3 minutes late, probably not noticing we already have a new horse
We'll just use it once this horse is too fast

 No.831617

>>831612
Akkala tower? Oh right, in the citadel. Yeah, I ended up sneaking in without killing any of the sentries. It's not that hard, compared to central hyrule (which is probably the least interesting province) and that one that's in the middle of a lake full of electric monsters.

 No.831618


 No.831619

>Destiny is getting a sequel
I feel like there's a joke in here somewhere.

 No.831620

>>831619
Wasn't the selling point of that that they'd just write new chapters for it and release those?

 No.831621

>>831619
The joke is Destiny.

 No.831622

>>831617
Central Hyrule is pretty easy if you're sneaky

 No.831623

>>831618
Thank god I didn't have to watch totalbiscuit's two hour video on that

 No.831624

File: 1490648035606.jpg (10.04 KB, 189x255, 1453530980602.jpg)

>>831622
>>831623
>119/120 shrines

 No.831625

>>831618
Dunkey's video of Nier Automata literally made me interested in it

All /v/ showed me of that game was dumb robot butts, I can get porn for free on the internet

 No.831626

>>831625
Pls no spoiler
I had to quit the video early on.

 No.831627

File: 1490648249975.jpg (196.06 KB, 576x701, pixiv61846459_1.jpg)

>>831625
Its got cute robots

 No.831628

File: 1490648483556.jpg (37.88 KB, 1024x576, 177f98080c1ea9b053bf5bab9c….jpg)

>>831627
Those two remind me of the fucking Romanian twins from Black Lagoon.

 No.831629

>accidentally dump at least two spoonfuls of cajun seasoning into the soup

Time for ADVENTURE~

 No.831630

>>831628
Fortunately they're not nearly as edgy.

 No.831631

>>831626
>>831627

Not a spoiler but game mechanics:
I really like how the menus and HUD are all part of gameplay, I love meta shit like that

Toobie and Nines are also a lot cuter when you hear them talk than just ass shots

 No.831632

>>831628
Interesting though not nearly as /ss material
>>831631
Don't worry I played the free demo
Though I wasn't wanting to have the full game before, it gave me some cool KH feels, which I loved

 No.831633

>lose two rounds of Mystery Heroes at the very end because we get memed by some retarded respawn

Eh, fuck this game
I haven't gotten a single arcade lootbox in the last two weeks

 No.831634

>>831632
I liked it. The boss fight was a bit too Metal Gear EXCELSUS to let me get all the way into it but otherwise it was good.

 No.831635

>>831631
Also Toobie and Nines are way too cute names Oh my gosh
>>831634
I mean, giant enemy bosses are pretty rad

 No.831636

Is there a faster way to cook an assload of food? I feel like I'm wasting my time

 No.831637


 No.831638

>>831636
Not that I know of.

 No.831639

>>831636
Nyet comrade.
Best to do it while waiting for dragons to show up.

 No.831640

>>831639
>all the dragon materials needed for the tunic of the wild
KILL ME

 No.831641

>>831640
Oh right I forgot to even try anything with the dragon.

 No.831642

>>831641
8 items per dragon.
This is madness.

 No.831643

File: 1490651154570.gif (2 MB, 438x302, 1490647594583.gif)


 No.831644

>>831642
I only saw a dragon like twice and I took a picture and then I was like "Oh the spring of strength wanted a scale from that. I wonder how to get it?" and then I never went near it.

 No.831645

File: 1490651193719.gif (966.31 KB, 500x281, Fuck your man-eater bug.gif)

>>831640
>hunting Naydra parts
>it flies off into a snowstorm and I lose it

 No.831646

>>831643
>not on steam

Also, why is doggo drowning himself?
Also
MLEM

 No.831647

File: 1490651516563.png (243.67 KB, 1339x867, dragon farm.png)

>>831644
>
>>831646
My steam must have crashed when Netflix began eating 14gb of ram.

 No.831648

>>831647
This is why I use a Roku.

 No.831649

>>831648
I don't have a tv.

 No.831650

>>831649
You have a monitor.

 No.831651

>>831650
Yeah but why spend more money for a side device to connect to my monitor when my monitor is already connected to my pc?

 No.831652

>>831651
Higher resolution and the ability to relax on the couch for movies n' shit.

 No.831653

>>831652
Hah, look at this homofaggot

 No.831654

>>831652
How can something have a higher res than my screen's native res?
And have you never heard of wireless mouse?

 No.831655

>>831645
Wait a minute Fidget
Those aren't Yu-Gi-Oh!™ cards!

 No.831656

File: 1490652450514.gif (938.23 KB, 500x281, It begins.gif)

>Ringed City has activated
>download started

 No.831657

>>831656
>Still six hours for it to unlock for me
Not fair!

 No.831658

>>831657
Blame Gaben.

 No.831659

Honestly the house kinda sucks other than as a place for display cases. Not even an indoor kitchen what the fuck?

Korok village is better, free bed there anyway

 No.831660

I fucking hate consoles and the cancer they bring upon gaming

 No.831662

>>831659
You only like korok village for the fairies.

 No.831663

>>831660
What happened?

 No.831664

>>831662
Korok village has fairies?
>>831659
>indoor cooking
>in a wooden house
>in a game where anything close enough to an open flame ignites
I'll admit not being able to cook because it's raining is bogus, but there is a pair of cookpots on the main drag of town under a roof.

 No.831665

>>831664
It has koroks!

 No.831666

>>831662
There are fairies there? They come easy at Kakariko

I like Korok for free bad

>>831664
They could have made it a stone house or fireplace literally why not Nintendo? Reeee

 No.831667

Also, note from design session recovered
>I want this bridge to play extremely French music
>Uh okay, why?
>DO NOT QUESTION ME

 No.831668

>New horse spazzes out next to a giant chasm and jumps into it
>I survive due to fairy now have to climb out of this fucking canyon

 No.831669

>>831668
>having such terrible horses
Go for giant horse or go home.

 No.831670

>>831663
Game I wanted to like has an awful port for PC and is unplayable because of that

 No.831671

>>831670
Which game?

 No.831672

>>831669
Things I would like to try to ride
>Deer or Yak just to see if mountains are easier to climb
>Donkey because cute (do they even appear in the wild/not tamed?)

 No.831673

>>831671
Enslaved: Odyssey to the West

 No.831674

>>831672
There are no wild donkeys, I think. I haven't found any, anyway.
Bear are fun to ride, but you they don't attack things while you ride them.
Deer are very springy and can go up sloped hills, but rough foothills might be too much.
Not sure you can ride goats/wild bulls, though.

 No.831675

File: 1490657424425.png (47.5 KB, 512x512, 1483671263835.png)

>>831672
Would you ride this donkey?

 No.831676


 No.831677

File: 1490657597934.jpg (43.69 KB, 794x749, Mabel Smile.jpg)

>>831676
Is that a yes?

 No.831678

>>831677
>Donkey
>Can't figure out what bray means

 No.831679

File: 1490657987142.jpg (33.3 KB, 750x960, Mabel.jpg)

>>831678
Her parents abandoned her, remember?

 No.831680

>>831679
Poor donk

 No.831681

Where do I get more (small) ancient cores?

 No.831682

>>831681
Killing guardians, rare drops.
Some shrines also have them.

 No.831683

>>831681
As sylt said, killing guardians. The ones in the modest/major tests of strength (which respawn every blood moon) are a good source of them, if you don't want to fight the walking/flying ones.

 No.831684

File: 1490659911092.jpg (53.75 KB, 490x457, 437622.jpg)


 No.831685

>>831684
This is how Fiona would defeat a Sphinx

 No.831686

>>831685
>not smothering it with her tits

 No.831687

File: 1490660977660.png (48.51 KB, 646x574, legit.png)


 No.831688

Snipperclips is the cutest fucking game I have ever seen

 No.831689

>>831688
Too bad you don't have a Switch huh

 No.831690

>>831687
Wonder how expensive those reviews were.

 No.831691

>>831690
>user reviews
$0.02 a piece.

 No.831692

>>831691
Wow, not even a whole shekel.

 No.831693

>>831692
Hey.
Get this.
Top tier upgrades for tunic of the wild and ancient tunic both require
Star
Fragments.

 No.831694

Man

Korok forest even has a indoor cooking pot INSIDE A TREE

Why can't my house??

 No.831695

File: 1490664999151.png (395.73 KB, 701x973, 1468812331800.png)


 No.831696

Parrying Guardians may be """"""""""""""good""""""""""""""" if you can frameperfect it but it seems like a shit strat only useful for wasting fairies and shields

Fucking hell I'm just gonna restart the trial even though I had it won because I wanted to finish with a parry, wasted fucking everything

 No.831697

>>831696
git gud
no really parry window is huge

 No.831698

>>831695
Have I ever told you how much I love Cynthia

 No.831699

File: 1490665486170.jpg (145.31 KB, 803x611, 1463534593372.jpg)

>>831698
Possibly

 No.831700

>>831697
BotW has a complete fucking trash control scheme, and even Timothy fucking Buckley joked about it so that show you how obvious it is, it's really a joke how 20 or so hours in nothing feels fluid or familiar because they don't know how to map even one button right

 No.831701

>>831700
I agree, but it gets better 30 hours in when you stop mixing up jump with attack.

 No.831702

File: 1490665721428.jpg (258.06 KB, 533x800, a003ba01-db82-4986-8b0e-98….jpg)

>>831699
Have I told you that Platinum was my first Pokemon game too? And the first game I got for my ds after begging for it for nearly two years?

 No.831703

File: 1490666119602.jpg (314.41 KB, 902x1142, 1438631448514.jpg)

>>831702
>gen 4 as your first
What a kid

But you started out good

 No.831704

File: 1490666485217.png (105.89 KB, 476x523, tumblr_no5nol6vXR1roy7mio1….png)

>>831703
H-hey…

 No.831705

File: 1490666697507.png (96.91 KB, 900x552, sneaky_rainbow_dash_by_loc….png)


 No.831706

I beat a Major Trial but it busted all my main weapons, stuck with only memes
>Fire Rod
>Ice Rod
>Edge of Duality
>Thunderblade
>Guardian Spear++
>Ancient Axe++

Don't get me wrong, they're good stuff, but not what I want to use on a fight with the first Lizalfos I see

 No.831707

>>831706
It was right about that time that I discovered how good dragonclubs were. Bokoblins drop them.
Then you will get the master sword and have the best axe/hammer in the game.

 No.831708

File: 1490666864278.png (218.16 KB, 900x413, tumblr_no5nol6vXR1roy7mio2….png)

>>831706
You sound like you`re having tons of fun
Im happy for you Wf
Keep having fun
>>831705
Hello Andy

 No.831709

>>831705
Wow look who's back.

 No.831710

>>831708
I have been feeling bad all day.

Teach me of your secrets of diet deer

 No.831711

File: 1490667011394.png (767.67 KB, 1280x720, Spy_Rainbow_Dash_sneaking_….png)

>>831709
I have come to steal all your secrets. Gib plz.

 No.831712

>>831711
Muh secrets?

 No.831713

>>831710
Well
I eat lots of rice and beans every day for lunch and breakfast
Also been having steamed pumpkin, which I do not like at all but it`s good for me Also I can`t afford to refuse
drink plenty of water too, avoiding soda and the such
I miss the taste of those juice boxes rich with soy

 No.831714

File: 1490667221649.png (289.8 KB, 1600x2058, rdk-20130314T022718-nfht44….png)

>>831712
plz
Starting with where you keep the ponies.

>>831713
Rice, pumpkin, juice and water?
Such simple secrets, I must attempt them.

 No.831715

>>831714
I stash them down in my pillowcase.

 No.831716

File: 1490667394849.png (362.45 KB, 731x684, Shocked.png)

>>831715
All of them?
Those must be some little ponies.

 No.831717

File: 1490667406149.jpg (50.44 KB, 583x955, 1490665356830.jpg)

:)

 No.831718

File: 1490667453701.jpg (39.71 KB, 436x392, imagem1897_1.jpg)

>>831714
Rice AND beans, don`t forget. They`re a great combination
Some chicken could be good for you too

 No.831719

File: 1490667485188.png (385.02 KB, 2226x3000, 1338035206733.png)

>>831705
I've unmasked the horse

>>831704
No wonder you like Luxray so much
Still got your DS?

 No.831720

>>831717
What's this?

 No.831721

File: 1490667607394.png (545.1 KB, 2360x3202, 1353405598262.png)

>>831718
But beans taste like nothing.. and rice tastes like nothing.. so I'll be eating something which has no taste! That's awful.

>>831719
top cute

 No.831722

>>831721
Soy sauce is great with rice!

And if rice tastes like nothing you need better rice

 No.831723

>>831720
Nier's director replying ":)" to a fan who says his game traumatized him as a kid.
>>831721
But rice and beans do taste of stuff, it's all about how you cook them!

 No.831724

>>831719
Luxray is great, I remember picturing myself riding on the back of mine around the beach areas as a kid

And hah, I don`t, I addicted that thing`s battery until it was unusable and then bought another and did the same thing
in the end it broke and my requests to fix it were refused so it ended up gathering dust in the old house somewhere, lost to time
>>831721
That isn`t true! The brazillian rice and bean recipee brings out a lot of the flavor of the brown bean and it has a great texture when coupled with rice

I`m silently hoping sometime they introduce a Brazillian dish in Food Wars

 No.831725

>>831724
Hmm
See if your phone can run Drastic

You can smulate DS easily on a computer but a phone is handheld

 No.831726

>>831722
I've never tasted a difference tbh.

>>831723
Pretty nice.

>>831723
>>831724
Well, maybe its about having brown rice instead?

 No.831727

>>831726
Never had brown rice.

 No.831728

File: 1490668067087.jpg (199.73 KB, 1201x489, arroz_de_forno_colorido.jpg)

>>831725
Oh believe me, I tried but not even N64 really runs on this thing
Also it is not nearly the same thing on a computer
>>831726
Funny I don`t remember ever eating brown rice
Or `wild rice` as I heard from Xenthori

Maybe I could give you the recipee of pic related. It`s G-reat

 No.831729

>>831727
>>831726
I vastly prefer white, but that's just me

 No.831730

>>831707
Yeah, they're handy, I've been picking up a few but I broke TWO (2) in that one fight alone

>Decide to look for new tower and maybe just kill some randoms out on the way to get new weapons

>In town I grab a ladel, pitchfork, and sledgehammer
>Shrine in the forest
>"As long as this isn't anything too dangerous, I should be okay"
>Minor Test of Strength

Needless to say, I beat it with those three items alone

 No.831731

>>831708
Yeah, it's a good game when the controls don't get in the way

 No.831732

File: 1490668217864.jpg (118.4 KB, 905x1920, 1432372424340.jpg)

>>831727
>>831728
>>831729
Alright, this is starting to make me believe I just can't taste things..

 No.831733

>>831730
I ran out of weapons during a major test and had to finish it with bombs because I still didn't know you could parry the beam.

 No.831734

File: 1490668320969.png (562.01 KB, 1100x950, 1490515256148.png)


 No.831735

>>831731
Motion controls will NEVER be perfect
At least maybe not in our lifetime
>>831732
Nah you`re just used to American cuisine which is not the forte of your country

 No.831736

>>831732
It might be. Only one way to be sure. Gotta cook for you and test it out.

 No.831737

File: 1490668430340.webm (2.93 MB, 640x360, delicious meat.webm)

>>831734
'1d10+2' bait wolf with meats

Roll #1 10 + 2 = 12

 No.831738


 No.831739

>>831735
The secret to american food is to cover it in cheese.

>>831736
Excellent. I'll be by Wed.

 No.831740

File: 1490668577754-0.png (2.37 MB, 1827x1619, 1490651594790.png)

File: 1490668577754-1.png (223.86 KB, 750x900, 1490667268721.png)

>>831737
>>831738
New from the thread. Searching on pixiv is harder because you have to go through the porn and middle/low-quality stuff.

 No.831741

>>831740
cuuuute

 No.831742

File: 1490668646303.png (232.66 KB, 740x630, 160320.png)

>>831739
Exactly
You gotta get yourself to a meet asap and meet the best horsefuckers cooks from all around the world
Can you imagine what amazing dishes will the sub cook?
>>831740
What thread?

 No.831743

>>831742
There's a thread on /jp/ I'm curating them from.

 No.831744

File: 1490668740962.png (474.69 KB, 1280x1478, 1486312162865.png)

>>831732
>you will nevr show Andy the subtle aroma of jasmine rice

 No.831745

>>831744
Give it to me
>>831743
Neatballs

 No.831746

File: 1490668900361.webm (3.44 MB, 640x360, penpen baby.webm)

>>831742
>>831744
Just air drop the rice on my yard, it'll be fine.

 No.831747

>>831746
Get a rice cooker and jasmine rice.
Get a rice cooker nonetheless, they're great for cooking anyhow.

 No.831748

>>831746
If that option was avaiable to me I`d airdrop myself on your yard
If that`s okay with you

 No.831749

>>831745
>>831746
There's only so much rice! You'll have to duel each other for it.

 No.831750

File: 1490669108455-0.jpg (414.5 KB, 783x1000, 59327902_p0.jpg)

File: 1490669108455-1.jpg (918.43 KB, 838x1000, 59361436_p0_master1200.jpg)

>>831748
Deer are not for fly, otherwise they'd be perytons.

 No.831751

>>831748
>>831749
send the rice to maali, then maali can cook it while he's being transported here.
then I'll have a chef and a meal delivered.

>>831747
I don't need a rice cooker, just boil it in a pan.

 No.831752

>>831749
W-what? I don`t want to duel Andy…
>>831750
Perytons are really scary

 No.831753

Shit I never thought I'd hear a good line out of Doctor Who.
>doc just regenerated
>old man face
>kinda delirious
>looks at himself in the mirror
>"Look it's covered in lines! But I've not done the frowning. Who's frowned me this face?"
It was half good!

 No.831754

>>831753
pretty cool

 No.831755

>>831752
Perytons are awesome what are you talking about
also scary
>>831753
I stopped watching Doctor Who after that girl who kept dying and showing up appeared. I was also turned off by the merchandising. But I hope you're enjoying it if you like it.

 No.831756

>>831733
>Go into shrine
>Puzzle is extremely simple
>Chest inside that contains 5-dmg traveler's sword

I think this one was supposed to be one of the first ones you find, who goes to the Jungle first? It's so out of the way!

 No.831757

>>831756
Are other ones near the border to the starting area relatively easier? If so it's probably to keep a consistent difficulty no matter where you decide to go first.

 No.831758

>>831755
>I hope you're enjoying it
I am.
>if you like it
I don't.
I'm watching it in a "so bad it's good" kind of way.
>>831756
It's doubly dumb because they have that Impa quest marker and 99% of players went that way!

 No.831759

>>831757
Didn't pay attention, but I think so - at least in the first fields zone anyway

 No.831760

File: 1490669593452.webm (995.83 KB, 1280x720, 1490664708863.webm)


 No.831761

>>831756
>>831758
Guess they should have gone with a linear story after all.

 No.831762

>>831760
That's some nice copypasting there.
>>831758
I was in early high school when I really got into it so maybe I outgrew it? But I still watch Super Sentai a lot.

 No.831763

File: 1490669702923.png (305.42 KB, 987x776, 1438814472428.png)

>>831755
I mean, awesome is not te word I`d give them
I`d rather other kinds of deer

 No.831764


 No.831765

So
Is just turning off a bodily function an option
I'd be glad if it was
I'll take the 'Iron Belly' upgrade please

 No.831766

>>831762
I never really got "into" it, every single watch I gave it has been out of sheer irony.
Super sentai has the same ironic pull to it.
>>831765
Lead* belly perk*

 No.831767


 No.831768

>>831766
If I am ever going to need the ability to be able to drink irradiated water, I'll either be just visiting the area around Fukushima or I will just have bigger problems in general

 No.831769

>>831763
Is that supposed to be a peryton? I couldn't tell from the broken-up graphite look and lack of hard lines.
>>831766
I do like Super Sentai sincerely, though.
>>831767
That's the way to do it.

 No.831770

File: 1490669876674.png (187.86 KB, 336x488, 1479188401338.png)

>>831765
>>831766
a what kind of perk now?

 No.831771

>>831769
It`s the amazing BatDeer

 No.831772

>>831761
In some ways I think it's better

Early on I stumbled on a Major Trial and just left to come back later because I knew I couldn't handle it yet

Since it's bite size, there's not so much stress about just moving on if you can't handle a zone's difficulty

 No.831773

>>831767
Now it says I need a password.
>>831771
More like it's the amazing 'sketch that never got finished'

 No.831774

>>831770
Well technically Lead Belly is a perk from Fallout that lets you drink out of toilets

 No.831775

>>831774
>lets you drink out of toilets
>like a dog
L E W D
E
W
D

 No.831776

>>831775
I'm amazed your mind went there.

 No.831777

>>831773
Sketches are good if you want to draw a silly idea like that

 No.831778

File: 1490670202954.jpg (121.89 KB, 640x693, Hector takes his dog for a….jpg)

>>831775
Wow, that was the first thing you thought of?

 No.831779

File: 1490670248004.gif (3.68 MB, 1083x852, 1004667__safe_rainbow dash….gif)

>>831776
>>831778
That's exactly what I thought.

 No.831780

>>831779
Why so lewd?

 No.831781

File: 1490670339431.png (172.02 KB, 850x1024, large (46).png)


 No.831782

File: 1490670418253-0.jpg (446.7 KB, 625x1000, 48302324_p0.jpg)

Tengooooo

 No.831783

File: 1490670501278.png (58.68 KB, 295x336, Blushing Orc.png)

>>831780
>>831781
It just keeps happening

 No.831784

>>831752
>>831751
Maali, when a couple of people in deer suits ask you to get in their van, please comply

 No.831785

>>831773
explosion

 No.831786

File: 1490670586441.gif (675.77 KB, 878x1024, large (15).gif)

>>831783
Does it now

 No.831787

>>831751
Oh I missed this reply
Are you gonna let me play geimu in your compy Andy-chan?
>>831784
A-are you sending some over?

 No.831788

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 No.831789

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 No.831790

>>831785
>can't start the game because none of my buttons work
I guess I'll just play some more touhou

 No.831791

File: 1490671276610.gif (2.5 MB, 320x182, 437651.gif)


 No.831792


 No.831793

File: 1490671864986.png (Spoiler Image, 640.03 KB, 1600x1300, 1451887818587.png)


 No.831794

>>831793
>"well.. clouds are part of nature too.."

 No.831795

>>831794
>an inexplainable influx of butt-shaped clouds everywhere he goes

 No.831796

>>831793
He`s just supposed to look like he`s shaping it into a bed
how did I fail that hard

 No.831797

>>831796
He's shaping it into something allright

 No.831798

>>831797
I'll kill you

 No.831799

File: 1490672425094.png (Spoiler Image, 829.28 KB, 1521x1743, vBAL4aT.png)


 No.831800

>>831799
This is unholy

 No.831801

>>831800
>>831799
Yeah the fat pussy makes it looks just dumb.
Like those *boing* webms.

 No.831802

File: 1490672751337.jpg (56.04 KB, 460x319, Kelani online.jpg)


 No.831803

>>831801
It looks like silly lips

Wait
What webms are you talking about?

 No.831804

>>831803
The ones where puffy vaginas being played with in porn are paired with sound effects from hanna barbera cartoons.

 No.831805

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 No.831806

>>831802
>Draw a small sketch of Kelani once
>Nopo goes fucking wild
Remind me to never draw Kelani again
>>831804
Goddammit, I want to say that I don't want to see that
But my curiosity is boundless

 No.831807

>>831804
Reminds me of the ones where poisonous plants are rubbed against them to make them really big and red.

 No.831808

File: 1490672993026.webm (Spoiler Image, 3.07 MB, 640x480, 1486735226443.webm)

>>831804
AHhahhahahah
What?
I've never seen those

 No.831809

>>831807
Oh wow
pain
>>831808
I thought you of all people would have seen that.

 No.831810

>>831809
I dunno, it's at least really itchy and irritating from what I can assume. I think it's stinging nettle?

 No.831811

>>831809
Somehow they have eluded me

And I'm afraid to click on just random porn webms in /gif/ YLYL threads ever since the one where I saw a woman prolapse 90% of her inner workings with a horse dildo and felt like filling a bathtub with puke

>>831806
You should draw him again~

 No.831812

>>831811
Can't you read
I'm never drawing Kelani sketches again

 No.831813

>>831812
I mean, if anything
It just means how much I love that drawing

 No.831814

>>831813
I don't understand why
Its among the most poorly done with the least amount of effort drawings I ever made done in an hour

 No.831815

>>831814
Do me a drawing like that then!

 No.831816

>>831814
Yet it's still one of the most reposted character images

 No.831817

>>831815
Its so incredibly out of my comfort zone. Sounds like a perfect exercise
>>831816
It doesn't count when you're responsible for 95% of the times it was posted, faggot

 No.831818

>>831814
I keep telling you, people like fast low effort pics

 No.831819

>>831817
Great! Make it a Hugh Hefner pony sitting in a classy chair surrounded by playmares.

 No.831820

>>831817
Actually, Andy posts it too!

Also, you never did draw that one art I asked you to!

>>831818
Is that why you zero effort every piece of art you make?

>>831819
Pumpkin please

 No.831821

>>831818
DM, fair warning but you are going to fucking hate the first part of the Ringed City.
Spoiler The Angels respawn until you kill their main body, which is usually hidden out of the way.

 No.831822

>>831818
I'm incapable of putting low effort somehow
>>831819
Hugh who?
Also that's way more than one character ya cheat
>>831820
95 percent
I drew you plenty of stuff. You're in 3rd place of the people I drew the most for

 No.831823

>>831822
I know you did and I'm very grateful for it!

 No.831824

>>831822
>Hugh who?
Read a book faggot.

 No.831825

>>831822
Hugh Hefner of Playboy Magazine ya dongdork

 No.831826

>>831823
You and DM are both insatiable sluts
>>831824
>>831825
I'm not a very well cultured person

Anyways it's getting late and the lack of sleep is getting me irritated

Night now

 No.831827

>>831826
Night.

 No.831828

>>831826
I am, I know it, but we just love your art too much!

Also
If I'm 3rd, and DM is 1st with his secret lewd requests, who's 2nd? Nasse?

 No.831829

>>831821
Oh joy
>>831824
You expect a Brazilian teenager to know who some 70s magazine celebrity is?

 No.831830

>>831829
By the way, entrances to the Ringed City DLC are a second bonfire in Friede's boss room and right in front of the First Flame.
On the bright side, once you find and kill the main body, they stay dead. There were two whose bodies I couldn't find, though.

 No.831831

>>831829
The simpsons spoofed him and I'm sure that's 90% of the tv they get, in brazil.

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 No.831833

>>831831
He hasn't been relevant for the last decade

 No.831834

>>831833
Brazil doesn't get tv from the last decade.

 No.831835

>>831830
Gonna need to take the friede one I think. Good to know.

 No.831836

>>831830
CONTINUITY

 No.831837

[dead inside intensifying]

 No.831838

File: 1490676585347-0.png (99.38 KB, 424x235, Screen Shot 2017-03-28 at ….png)

hmm
hmmm

 No.831839

>>831838
Hm
O-oho!

 No.831840

>>831839
Siegmeyer was such a bro.

 No.831841

>the faggot just stands there
REEEEEEEEEEEEE
DUMB ASS PICTURES

 No.831842

>>831840
I actually ended up preferring sigward. His antics were even more moronic which made his sudden shift into complete badass mode all the more surprising

 No.831843

File: 1490678453055-0.png (97.64 KB, 426x238, Screen Shot 2017-03-28 at ….png)

THE GREATEST CHOICE
after restarting for ultimate compatability/assuredness

 No.831844

>>831842
Well, that's the thing about all the knights of Catarina. All are fairly ridiculous until suddenly they serious the fuck up and get to the business of kicking ass and taking names.
And then have a rousing drink after.

 No.831845

>>831840
BUT IT'S ALL MEANINGLESS
EVERYONE IS DEAD
NOTHING MATTERS

 No.831846

>>831845
Exactly. Nothing matters except what you think matters.
So making things a little more rad for now is perfectly understandable.

 No.831847

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 No.831848

>>831847
This is moomin

 No.831849


 No.831850

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0DIOm4HWug
Good explanation for Andromeda's facial expressions.

 No.831851

File: 1490681501349-0.webm (758.98 KB, 852x480, 1490680557217.webm)

RIP Dan

 No.831852

>>831826
Still waiting

 No.831853

>>831844
Sigmayer will die fighting three normal enemies without aid
Sigward will come close to soloing a boss

 No.831854

>>831853
Meyer tries, though. He is the Don Quixote of Souls, after all.

 No.831855

>>831850
Heh.

When can we expect to see you around more often?

 No.831856

>>831855
I dunno, I probably ought to kick this grip Starbound's colony-building has on me.
I do try to keep track of the meta most of the time, I just don't have time to weigh in myself, or just don't have anything to add.

 No.831857

>>831856
We want sky pirates back babe.

 No.831858

>>831856
DM and I tried to build some colony. First attempt ended up looking like a pair of commieblocks with random NPC's whom we figured would be funny to have. Second attempt was supposed to be some sort of a magical pastel castle on a Dark world, but ended up looking like a bunch of vomit filled boxes stacked on top of eachother.

 No.831859

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>>831856
Post more often so I have someone to throw memes at

 No.831860

File: 1490684596938.jpg (119.86 KB, 900x900, Loiro with a snooze bubble.jpg)

Good night.

 No.831861


 No.831862

>>831860
NO SLEEPING

 No.831863


 No.831864

File: 1490685086361.png (183.85 KB, 500x500, Drawing.png)

>>831857
>>831859
I see. I'll try to start posting more often.
>>831858
I started my first one as just a farm on a gentle world with a few tenants just to see what the fuss was, and also to keep monsters from spawning in my crops. It eventually evolved into a castle tower next to a Challenger-rocket house, with a museum where I'm displaying my fossils built into the side of the hill.
My second colony started with a glitch-themed place, then just sort of snowballed. Now I've got three miners set up on the bottom, a Bunker Manager set up on top, and several different tenants in-between, with a public garden area right smack-dab in the middle since the whole thing's built into the side of a mountain. I've even got plans to set up a guard-tower outside at the bottom of the hill for that extra little bit of security.

 No.831865

I wish I was a pretty mare getting railed by 5 stallions at once.

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 No.831867

>>831858
The third attempt - the populated asteroid field - looked like it could work. It had more structure and coherence.

 No.831868

Snack
'1d10'

Roll #1 9 = 9

 No.831869

>>831865
Why not 6?

 No.831870

>>831869
Every mare has her limits.
Otherwise we could, by induction, go up to N stallions where N is an arbitrarily large number.

 No.831871

>>831870
You're a tougher mare though, right? Surely 5 raunchy stallions must be nothing

 No.831872

>got beat by waifu in-game
I'm alright with this.

 No.831873

>>831871
Depends how raunchy we talking.

 No.831874

>>831873
>>831871
Raunchy or horny?

 No.831875

>A beautiful nation, prospering since ancient times, Japan is now known as the Anime Kingdom. There are more than just humans living there; animes truly do exist in Japan. Past the Fairy Ring, to the world of fairies, live anime-chans. There's a Fairy Ring in your town, too. Here. And there. Even in Harajuku. Maybe even in the Ashigara mountains. By some chance, we'll open that door. And we might get to meet the anime-chans. This is the land where you get to meet anime-chans.

 No.831876

>>831875
>google that
>highest review for that anime is 2.9/10
Promising.

 No.831877

>>831876
go back to the stallion dicking

 No.831878

>>831877
Less gay than anime

 No.831879

I wish it was tomorrow already. There is nothing left in today but pain.

 No.831880

>>831879
There is a full night of souls

 No.831881

>>831879
Thus die I, thus, thus, thus.
Now am I dead,
Now am I fled;
My soul is in the sky:
Tongue, lose thy light;
Moon take thy flight:

Now die, die, die, die, die.

Dies

 No.831882

>>831880
I don't have a debit card with which to use the money I'll only get tomorrow and I never finished DaS3

 No.831883

>>831882
Did you start those unity tutorials yet

 No.831884

>>831883
I'm learning HTML, CSS and Javascript at work. Only gamedevving stuff I've found says "if you make anything more complicated than pong as your first 100 projects you're just setting yourself up for failure"

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 No.831886

>>831885
Hey i was in that thread too!
>>831884
My first real project was the server part for a database app, what does that imply?
pong is super easy in f#

 No.831887

File: 1490691495655-0.webm (2.37 MB, 640x640, 1490684816244.webm)

File: 1490691495655-1.webm (1.28 MB, 800x800, 1490685144575.webm)

>>831886
Dibs on reposts

 No.831888

>>831886
The only "project" I've completed was a hackjob of a website for a school Final Project, I've never even touched game making previously. The video I saw said "if you try to make a real game on the first try you'll just get frustrated and give up"
Like if you wanted to make Super Mario brothers, you shouldn't make Super Mario Brothers, you should make a straight line on which a block moves, maybe can jump and has pitfalls that can kill you.

 No.831889

>>831888
You watched extra credit's video on prototyping.
Good advice.

 No.831890

>>831889
I used to watch them on Escapist but didn't notice they were on Youtube for a while.
Are any credentials good credentials when it comes to development? I saw some call-outs on them being mobile game devs but the videos seemed legit enough.

 No.831891

>>831889
Yeah so I figured I might as well cut the crap and give up now right Although it seems stinking easy to make an FPS game in unity.
>>831890
Mobile games !== video games

 No.831892

>>831890
EC is actually bad for most of the non-gamedev videos they do, sadly. See the infamous spectrum crunch.
>>831891
>!==
lol

 No.831893

>>831892
So it's good FOR the gamedev videos?

 No.831894

>>831893
Yeah. With a grain of salt.

 No.831895

>>831892
Well that's how it goes in Javascript

 No.831896

>>831895
It's true what they say.
You never stop learning.

 No.831897

Learning is overrated
Knowledge only brings responsibility and pain

 No.831898

Just let it be Friday already please

 No.831899

What are those tiny human symbols beside a bonfire's name in the travel screen?

 No.831900

>>831884
My first one was a bad doom copy
The point is you need to make small simple tutorials to get comfortable with your tools and learn problem solving. Those tutorials are the first 100 projects.

 No.831901

>>831888
Well yes that's how it goes. That's the core of the game.
Then when that works you later more on it.
Walls to jump over
Enemies that stand still
Enemies that move in a straight line
Enemies that fly in a wavy line
A second hp that protects from instant death
And so on and so on.
This approach gives the project structure and achievable short term targets.
>>831893
Their game design ones are fine enough from what I've seen. I've only watched a few that were mentioned in company chats though.

 No.831902

File: 1490695123852.gif (111.65 KB, 434x434, [dashing intensifies].gif)

>>831899
Means there's significant multiplayer activity at your level, maybe

 No.831903

>>831901
I've been listening to GDC writing stuff lately, I've been enjoying it. Yoko Taro's one was interesting and definitely the kind of thing you might expect from him.

 No.831904

>>831900
I've officially graduated to learning C#
I WISH I could make a simple bad Doom copy, but I wouldn't even know where to start. Unless you mean the kind of Doom copy that's made in unity and uses stock assets instead of an actual fake 3D retro style shooter.

 No.831905

>>831903
I should put more time into watching gdc stuff again. It just tends to distract me if I listen to something other than music while working.

 No.831906

>>831904
>C# tutorial only covered the very basics of integers and loops
Oh well never mind

 No.831907

>>831904
Mine was hacky as shit and made in visual basic back in like the 9th grade.
Why not make the stock asset unity one?
Movement and aiming
Shooting
Basic Enemies and health
Moving enemies
Shooting enemies
Ammo limits and pickups
Doors and key cards
Different weapons
Different weapons on enemies
A boss with multiple weapons (ex. Basic projectile gun + ground targeting rockets)
Stick it all together into a map
And there you go. A bigger project broken down into simpler segments.

 No.831908

>>831907
I actually have a youtube tutorial for how to make an FPS game, I'm just afraid of following it in case it teaches me bad habits.

 No.831909

>>831908
Like over-reliance on stock poses and references?

 No.831910


 No.831911


 No.831912

>>831908
You know what's a bad habit?
Not doing anything in the first place.
If you worry you might become too reliant on the tutorial, try to instead solve each step by googling solutions from existing unity documentation and help forums.
But for fucks sake at least try doing something instead of giving up on step zero out of fear of the future.

 No.831913

>>831911
I used to love this

 No.831914

>>831912
That's true, but you're in a lot better position to say that since you already have a job in the field, like three decades of experience and actual motivation to live your life.
I can't do anything about Unity at work anyway, since I only have it installed at home.

 No.831915

>>831914
Unity project files can easily be moved around with say Dropbox if you want to work in multiple places. However I don't know if you have time or ability for such at work.
And we must all start somewhere. I started with the game dev course in vocational school. I know you said you could not find any near you, but if you don't want to be purely self learned broaden your search area. Pelikoulutus will give a lot of results on Google.
And if programming isn't for you, the industry has a drought of 3d artists and animators.

 No.831916

>>831915
I did try getting into game devving school but the requirements were too high.
I'm actually trying to learn blender but it's hard as bolls.
Basically I want to do it all myself. Or at least partly myself. I don't know how much actual programming is industry standard nowadays.

 No.831917

>>831916
I'd need to ask our programmers about standards. I know nothing about how their hiring works.
Portfolio is still important though. Being able to show you've done things is better than showing graduation papers in most cases.

 No.831918

>>831916
Also how were their requirements too high?

 No.831919

>>831918
I couldn't place in the selection exams.

 No.831920

>>831919
Ah OK I thought you meant like prerequisites

 No.831921

File: 1490701607027.png (1.13 MB, 1280x720, 1481772040472.png)

>>831920
Hey, you willing to stram the new Souls DLC when you start playing?

 No.831922

>>831921
S T R E M

 No.831923


 No.831924

>>831923
When exactly would that be?

 No.831925

>>831921
Oh this should be good

 No.831926

Everything is bep
So bep

 No.831927

>>831924
When I get home so two and a half, three hours time?

 No.831928

>it's yet another "Losing streak all day, it's impossible to get 4 motherfucking piece of shit wins" episode

 No.831929

>>831927
tha'd be gr8

 No.831930

>>831929
I had a chat with my parents about my Asiatrip, they were very supportive and willing to foot a part of the bill as a gift to me. So great news there. At least it'll make it far less of a dent in my finances.

 No.831931

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 No.831932

>Actually dreamed of the Souls DLC tonight
I also dreamed I got a seal Pup as a pet but that wasn't as interesting

 No.831933

>>831930
>tfw everyone else on the sub is rich as fuck

 No.831934

File: 1490709593074.jpg (40.36 KB, 335x475, MV5BMTg3MjU1MzYyMl5BMl5Ban….jpg)

>>831932
>pet seal
>not interesting
excuse you

 No.831935

File: 1490709717413.jpg (Spoiler Image, 920.3 KB, 1840x3264, IMAG1895.jpg)

>>831930
That's nice
We can do it this summer even if I end up not getting Britbongistan

Can't wait to show you what I know about Japan too

>>831932
Too late to swap out Nadia now!

 No.831936

File: 1490709718324.jpg (240.24 KB, 788x912, tmp_8331-1488214934007-011….jpg)

I can kick off in about 2 hours

 No.831937

>>831934
It was a very cute part of the Dream, though I don't remember ever seeing a baby seal irl
>>831933
You and I would be too if we took our drawing seriously. I would be living with Wf by now if I had more dedication

 No.831938

>>831931
What a bap

 No.831939

Welp, my game is broken

The Blood Moon has risen four times in one fucking night

 No.831940

>>831933
Rich is putting it rather strongly.

Only reason I can afford to do this is because I'm a jew when it comes to my money.

>>831935
We'll have to have a chat on mumble about it sometime. Maybe once your workload has lessened?

 No.831941

>>831940
Jewry is the key to having money

And yeah, exams will be done in a month

 No.831942

>>831935
I wouldn't dream of it

 No.831943

File: 1490710172330.png (1.45 MB, 1440x1293, e4949fe96d96ddc019902fcaa3….png)

>>831942
Or, maybe you could do a trade…

 No.831944

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>>831943
Noooo thanks!

 No.831945

>>831943
I wanna use my styler to get a pokemon to coordinated swim with me

 No.831946

File: 1490710653670.jpg (55.13 KB, 720x540, 1924715_10154857788735403_….jpg)

>>831945
Come visit the sunny Sapphire Archipelago! You can swim with the Mantine on the resorts, and if you need to hitch a ride, maybe you can sue your styler to ask a Wailord for help.

 No.831947

File: 1490710670118.jpg (53.93 KB, 1024x1024, 1488589502664.jpg)

I'm off for a while.

Do not bully this pony while I'm gone

 No.831948

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 No.831949

>>831947
Protect pony against bullying '1d10'

Roll #1 9 = 9

 No.831950

>>831947
Bully her sexually

Roll #1 10 + 2 = 12

 No.831951

File: 1490710776643.jpg (182 KB, 1000x723, pokemon_use_surf_by_e1n.jpg)

>>831946
That would be pretty cool

 No.831952

>>831951
>Me in the back

 No.831953

>>831951
A common method of individual sea travel is the use of inflatable rafts pulled by Pokemon. Your swimming Pokemon should be pretty strong, though.

 No.831954

>>831950
N-nani?!

 No.831955

>>831953
Can I use the styler to ask a bunch of goldeen to pull a raft for me?

>>831952
Glad you could make it.

 No.831956

>>831955
A bunch of Goldeen are less likely to want to work together and pull you for long!

Wailord naturally drift from place to place, which is why they're a good choice. If you can find one, that is.

 No.831957

>>831956
I'm gonna try it when I'm near the ocean.

 No.831958

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 No.831959

>>831930
>>831935
Wish I had the time to join you two.

 No.831960

>>831959
I thought you would like to come, actually

>>831957
Or you could have Lalita pull you, but you'd have to pull over at a small islet to rest every now and then. Might find cool stuff on the way, though.

 No.831961

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 No.831962

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 No.831963

OW, anyone?

 No.831964

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 No.831965

>>831964
T when

 No.831966

>>831965
Friday

 No.831967

>>831966
That's nice, I might finally get a full session!

 No.831968

>>831960
I've always wanted to visit SEA.

 No.831969

>>831960
I really just want to use the styler

 No.831970

>>831969
Your Pokemon are so good and competent already, it's hard

sorry


>>831968
It is a nice place to visit. When it's your turn we'll have to take a longer tour.

 No.831971

>>831968
Why though? Isn't SEA just a Cummunist-, Mosquito- and Malaria-ridden hellhole?

 No.831972

File: 1490715156102.jpg (4.32 MB, 3500x2295, the_quietude_of_cameron_hi….jpg)

>>831971
It's more dengue here than Malaria

It's cheap, and there are nice places.

 No.831973

File: 1490715164530.jpg (84.83 KB, 1280x720, 1435501683178.jpg)

The time of Souls is now

 No.831974


 No.831975

>>831973
gib invite pls

 No.831976

>>831974
>>831975
He's just using Steam/Mumble.

 No.831977

>>831976
Fucking steam is a piece of shit, it won't play the stream

 No.831978

>>831977
try chrome

 No.831979

>>831977

I can't see anything either

 No.831980

>>831979
oh, looks like it works on firefox too

 No.831981

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 No.831982

File: 1490718415788.png (251.94 KB, 600x449, 8d21dafafb5250d1b73970c447….png)

Have a good day, work time.

 No.831983

>>831981
Sailors speak of a landmass far to the south filled with but flowers. Those who are lost at sea are brought by a certain seafaring Pokemon to it, nursed to health, and sent away.

 No.831984

>>831973
Your patience will be tried and tested.
Hope you can lightroll.

 No.831985

>>831983
>Sailors speak of a landmass far to the south
Yeah well Aquinas speaks of the mythical city on the Hill but you don't see me brag!

 No.831986

>>831983
I wanna meet this mysterious healing pokemon

 No.831987

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 No.831988

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 No.831989

>>831987
c-cute

 No.831990

>>831987
That's adorable

 No.831991

File: 1490719721151.jpg (110.09 KB, 500x500, 1456887830505.jpg)

>>831986
It's a rare audience you're looking for!

Might be easier for you, as someone born in the wooded heart of the Grasslands.

 No.831992

>>831991
Youth should seek amazing legends like this

 No.831993

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 No.831995

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 No.831996

>>831995
A shiny Link. How rare.

 No.831997

File: 1490723040328.jpg (39.78 KB, 391x371, Starbound_33ef01_6015129.jpg)


 No.831998

zzz

 No.831999

File: 1490725509542.jpg (113.59 KB, 512x546, 1458440705717.jpg)


 No.832000

File: 1490725590751-0.jpg (1.27 MB, 992x1440, img000004.jpg)

File: 1490725590751-1.jpg (590.58 KB, 1000x1440, img000008.jpg)


 No.832001


 No.832002

File: 1490726429874.gif (422.31 KB, 680x383, 8de.gif)


 No.832003

File: 1490726725221.gif (248.25 KB, 200x200, 5kD94.gif)


 No.832004

File: 1490726744514.png (244.88 KB, 800x800, sleepy_wolf_link_and_midna….png)


 No.832005

>>832003
whatcha doin

 No.832006

File: 1490726872397.gif (854.71 KB, 503x506, 1473047247514.gif)


 No.832007

File: 1490726945113.jpg (360.33 KB, 1271x977, 1368758122261.jpg)

>>832005
Sitting motionless staring at a screen.
Whatcha doin?

 No.832008


 No.832009


 No.832010

File: 1490727097545.png (1.31 MB, 4000x4000, 1464165828575.png)


 No.832011

File: 1490727170233.gif (556.95 KB, 373x317, 1358698053811.gif)


 No.832012

File: 1490727232859.png (3.1 MB, 1920x1080, 1464454548471.png)


 No.832013

File: 1490727262924.gif (3.75 MB, 600x617, iTRJYtTEDVO2P.gif)


 No.832014

File: 1490727433542.png (709.73 KB, 1024x576, vlcsnap-2011-03-01-14h47m4….png)

>tfw poffin party shuts down tomorrow
>tfw it doesn't matter because you died 7 years ago

 No.832015

File: 1490727516909.webm (5.64 MB, 420x236, dindu nuffin.webm)


 No.832016

File: 1490727529132.gif (1.38 MB, 460x258, 1403374823108.gif)

>>832013
>>832012
I dunno what to do

 No.832017

>>832016
Any vidya?
Or quests?

 No.832018

>>832016
Yeah same.

 No.832019

File: 1490727698884.gif (965.16 KB, 500x281, cat massage.gif)


 No.832020

We will play quest

Right here

Right now

Roll race
1- Earth pony
2- Pegasus
3- Unicorn
4- Zeeb
5- Donkey

 No.832021

>>832020
[1d5]

Roll #1 5 = 5

 No.832022

>>832020
'1d5'

Roll #1 1 = 1

 No.832023

File: 1490727834075.png (27.25 KB, 549x718, Chezzy by Dsty.png)


 No.832024

>>832021
You are a donkey!

Welcome to the Working Class!

>>832022
You are an Earth Pony

Welcome to the Working class!

 No.832025

>>832024
aw man, I thought quests were about escaping from the norm

 No.832026

>>832025
That's why we are the working class.

 No.832027

>>832020
Where's the deer option?
'1d5'

Roll #1 4 = 4

 No.832028


 No.832029

>>832027
Well now

>>832026
>>832025
It is better in Equestria!

 No.832030


 No.832031

>>832029
I suppose it would be, since destiny is actually sort of a thing.

 No.832032

>>832031
>Destiny is sort of a thing

What are you implying

 No.832033

>>832029
What is my purpose for the quest?
>>832030
I want to see where this goes

 No.832034

>>832017
I'm not really in a good spot for questing or I would try

 No.832035

>>832032
The buttmarks show what you're good at, and ponies usually can land a job in a related field.
And I'm not bugging you about D until you get that write-up ready.

 No.832036

>>832033
>I want to see where this goes
Oh I see, this is your rape fetish talking.

 No.832037

>>832034
That's unfortunate. Video games a no-go, too?

 No.832038

>>832035
I really should…

>>832033
You pass butter

 No.832039

>>832037
What play?

 No.832040

>>832039
What haven't you finished yet? I fear the tilting in arena shooters might just sour the day.

 No.832041

>>832036
S-shut up
>>832038
Oh
My God

 No.832042

>>832041
Yeah, welcome to the club

>>832039
Something qt

 No.832043

>>832042
So I guess there's no real quest happening?
Can I stop being a zeeb then?

 No.832044

>>832040
>>832042
Well I already played MHgen today

 No.832045

>>832043
Nope
You're a zeeb forever now

>>832044
Hmmm…

 No.832046

>streaming sites too shit to watch anime
Bah.

 No.832047

>>832044
Well, what do you think would be fun?

 No.832048

File: 1490729890057.gif (37.01 KB, 450x400, 572741__safe_solo_animated….gif)


 No.832049

File: 1490729953363.jpg (139.66 KB, 700x700, 3e1c31921231834062e9ef3b15….jpg)

>>832045
>>832046
>>832047
My mind is too frazzled to do anything like a quest or rpg game tbh, I would rather chill with a group stream, but that's not really possible.

 No.832050

Bleh I will just go to bed.

 No.832051

>>832050
Night.
>>832049
Is DM still streaming himself getting mad at Souls?

 No.832052

>>832049
DM is stil stramming for a bit

 No.832053

>>832051
>>832052
I can't connect to that

 No.832054

>>832053
I see…
Any shows you wanted to catch up on?

 No.832055

>>832053
BDN said that that can be solved by opening it from the browser

 No.832056

>>832055
I see.. how does one do that?

 No.832057

>>832054
I don't feel like watching a new show, maybe rewatching something.

 No.832058

>>832056
I think you have to log in to store.steampowered from the browser then go to
http://steamcommunity.com/broadcast/watch/76561197999497845/

 No.832059

>>832057
Well, there's always horse.

 No.832060

>>832058
Finally!

 No.832061

Hm, Mega links on /v/ to Nier Automata soundtrack


Apparently it's not even available for purchase yet

 No.832062

File: 1490732477804.gif (979.02 KB, 500x269, 1472147485450.gif)


 No.832063


 No.832064

Well, I'm gonna go play breath of the wild for a little bit. See you guys in a while.

 No.832065

File: 1490732915501.gif (1.97 MB, 328x216, fox.gif)


 No.832066

File: 1490733421313.jpg (205.04 KB, 1366x768, this is not a picture of P….jpg)


 No.832067

>>832065
what a cutie

 No.832068

File: 1490733741083.webm (341.84 KB, 640x388, the bus.webm)


 No.832069

File: 1490734068746.png (Spoiler Image, 661.09 KB, 800x1138, 1426316489531.png)


 No.832070

File: 1490735717736-0.jpg (335.95 KB, 1920x1080, 20160529151407_1.jpg)

File: 1490735717736-1.jpg (290.16 KB, 1920x1080, 20170328233241_1.jpg)


 No.832071

>>832070
what souls

 No.832072

File: 1490735963538.jpg (175.11 KB, 729x639, Monster Chips.jpg)


 No.832073

File: 1490736179672-0.jpg (Spoiler Image, 446.41 KB, 960x960, 1318865022297.jpg)

>>832071
It was a fun DLC

 No.832074

File: 1490736348519.png (4.4 MB, 1874x2126, 1478134392287.png)


 No.832075

>>832074
OwO what's this

 No.832076

>>832073
Done already?

 No.832077

>>832076
Nah but I did see what I assume is all the bosses. Still some areas to explore and I need to actually kill the bosses.

 No.832078

>>832075
Hams2: Scalaboo

 No.832079

>>832073
Top cute

 No.832080

>>832078
aw yiss

 No.832081

>>832080
2 days
praise the old ones

 No.832082

>>832078
>>832080
Are they really already shitting out a sequel?

 No.832083

>>832082
Expansion pack to expand the map

 No.832084

>>832082
They've been fairly open that multiple teams have been working on this.

 No.832085

>>832083
>>832084
Wew. I hope it is just an expansion pack.

If it's actually Total Warhammer 2 I'm going to laugh so hard.

 No.832086

>>832085
If they stick to what they told us during development, it's a map expansion with probably three new races. Can be played standalone, but won't have any of the first game's content.

 No.832087

File: 1490737417797-0.png (Spoiler Image, 394.61 KB, 1332x1363, 1166494 - Crossbreed_Prisc….png)

Slp take me

 No.832088

>>832077
Give me your rating once you're done

 No.832089

>>832087
Oh
Sleep well

 No.832090

File: 1490737701886.jpg (280.82 KB, 1440x900, 1490037385363.jpg)


 No.832091

File: 1490737910809.png (476.04 KB, 1036x622, 9c055313de7ff7f70c8f3cea3d….png)


 No.832092

http://gear.blizzard.com/widowmaker

>150 dollars


HAhahahahahhahaha
[crying]

 No.832093

>>832092
>One day of labor under American wages
>Unattainable in Hungary

Such is life under Fizzledevs

 No.832094

>>832093
150 dollars is literally almost all the money I get with in a month in Hungary

 No.832095

>>832094
>tfw no US invasion to bring capitalism to Hungary

 No.832096

>>832095
Please do

 No.832097

File: 1490739664713.jpg (118.27 KB, 850x1112, 1490499043408.jpg)


 No.832098

File: 1490739844351.jpg (77.02 KB, 752x1062, 1490450630967.jpg)


 No.832099

File: 1490739909771.jpg (378.06 KB, 750x750, fb6ebf53bae5ff78221113f08f….jpg)


 No.832100

File: 1490739928589.jpg (346.79 KB, 708x1000, 0e26edcd70ee32349b8ceee4f0….jpg)


 No.832101

File: 1490739965336.gif (14.69 KB, 250x98, wiggle_wiggle.gif)


 No.832102

File: 1490740053754.png (177.67 KB, 1000x855, b4dec6be1018ad4c0ff4a16ba8….png)


 No.832103

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAaoo_v1To0

Memest card reveal for the memest card

 No.832104

File: 1490740709958.jpg (323.47 KB, 796x1000, 1489303916978.jpg)


 No.832105

>>832104
>that cutie little fang

 No.832106

File: 1490740876332.png (386.3 KB, 592x913, 1422042288971.png)

>>832105
fang is kawaii

 No.832107

File: 1490740884330.png (181.2 KB, 500x667, 1487896906087.png)


 No.832108

>>832107
Catnip is dangerous

>>832106
Kawaiiest

 No.832109

File: 1490741247615.jpg (681.9 KB, 1273x1200, 1467133718891.jpg)


 No.832110

File: 1490742028196.gif (1.93 MB, 320x183, touch fishy.gif)


 No.832111

File: 1490742075777.jpg (181.08 KB, 840x1200, 1490738962487.jpg)

I saw you posting animals

This is an animal I saw posted on /v/ a few minutes ago

I believe the artist took some liberties with her design…

 No.832112

'1d10+1' eat the fishes

Roll #1 2 + 1 = 3

 No.832113

>>832111
assistant pup is very popular

 No.832114

>>832112
I'm not disappointed that you failed, I'm disappointed that you tried.

 No.832115

Is steam ded?

 No.832116

>>832115
Not for me, but it could just not have hit me yet.

 No.832117

>>832116
Oh, yeah, it's back just now

 No.832118

When I killed the Lynel at ZD I broke my best 2h weps, better see if royal claymore respawned

>legendary Zora weapon is a 22 dmg 2h spear

Trash

 No.832119

>>832118
I just hang all the champion weapons on my wall.

 No.832120

File: 1490744079096.jpg (278.88 KB, 1366x768, 20170322234410_1.jpg)

>>832118
>>832119
Just use the hot knife with Emmy

 No.832121

File: 1490744182560.png (919.14 KB, 1310x1131, Like mother like daughter.png)


 No.832122

File: 1490744566868.jpg (210.64 KB, 1366x768, 20170321203749_1.jpg)

>>832121
I liked the part where I got to call the brain of Emrille a dick as Emrille

 No.832123

>>832122
I think the brain vault is most peoples' favorite part.

 No.832124

File: 1490744808541-0.jpg (156.87 KB, 1366x768, 20170321210652_1.jpg)

File: 1490744808541-1.jpg (154 KB, 1366x768, 20170321210703_1.jpg)

>>832123
All the doctors were delightfully retarded

I also loved that with Cherchez la Femme you could hit on the fucking light switches, but they got upset at each other and you if you flirted with both

 No.832125

>>832124
I'm surprised you couldn't turn them both on at the same time.

 No.832126

>>832125
You can't because they bicker

 No.832127

File: 1490748302282.png (45.83 KB, 378x352, 1322358836900.png)

>had another nightmare

 No.832128


 No.832129

File: 1490749950976.jpg (246.81 KB, 1920x1080, You checking out books or ….jpg)

>>832127
Hopefully it's soon forgotten.

 No.832130

>get rekt in Souls for a bit
>continue doing nothing while under the delusion something will happen here
'1d2'

Roll #1 2 = 2

 No.832131

File: 1490751825424.png (747.69 KB, 700x966, 1490742555354.png)

Post more Purple.

 No.832132

File: 1490751869759.png (505.44 KB, 1280x939, Big body little head.png)


 No.832133

File: 1490751904617.gif (498.43 KB, 500x266, 1380641526253.gif)

>>832130
fudget why

 No.832134

File: 1490752069610.png (701.74 KB, 1280x1474, A conundrum.png)

>>832133
Because I'm super boring. Also because apparently my life can be so easily decided by a coin flip.
Also I didn't think anyone else was doing anything, like playing video games or the like.

 No.832135

>>832132
Kek

>>832133
Sorry, I just can't decide what to run.

 No.832136

File: 1490752278189.png (12.37 KB, 800x600, 1490690903841.png)

>>832134
>>832135
Well, try to keep yourselves happy with whatever.
Sometimes its nice to do nothing too.

 No.832137

File: 1490752351240.png (635.97 KB, 1280x1024, 1338648962801.png)


 No.832138

>>832137
Is this the pony equivalent of bringing someone a cake while covered in flour?

 No.832139

File: 1490752568655.png (193.65 KB, 593x996, 911.png)

>>832131
no spiders

 No.832140

>>832136
I'm probably going to get some food, that'll be enough clarity time, I hope


>>832137

 No.832141

File: 1490752619398.jpg (193.33 KB, 1024x1365, 0677d51cc28872e7adbb6ab312….jpg)

>>832139
>>832140
I'll post spiders as soon as I get home

 No.832142

File: 1490752672329.jpg (164.64 KB, 1002x960, 1443425741276.jpg)

>>832141
I SIAD NO SPIDERS!

 No.832143

File: 1490752677317.gif (2.19 MB, 400x250, Spiderpal.gif)


 No.832144

File: 1490752894806.jpg (159.98 KB, 1000x1000, Joltik.full.376908.jpg)


 No.832145

File: 1490753083593.png (1.06 MB, 992x679, 1436334129317.png)


 No.832146

File: 1490753094807.jpg (367.15 KB, 1024x680, 1457548791728.jpg)


 No.832147

File: 1490753199131.jpg (58.2 KB, 640x360, 45172375.jpg)

>>832146
>Explicitly say no spiders
>Everyone posts spiders
WHy are you guys like this

 No.832148

File: 1490753259120.png (64.63 KB, 342x192, EP691_Joltik.png)


 No.832149

File: 1490753280104.gif (113.82 KB, 600x600, Fiesta.gif)

>>832147
At least they're cute spiders.

 No.832150

>>832148
Don`t zapp on me
>>832149
I mean
that`s subjective

 No.832151

File: 1490753555072.gif (584.07 KB, 250x250, Fiestas.gif)

>>832150
Cute as in they're small, have big eyes, and aren't overtly dangerous.

 No.832152

File: 1490753661111.png (20.6 KB, 166x283, 585-autumn.png)

>>832150
What about on deer?

 No.832153

File: 1490753698823.gif (1.89 MB, 384x216, 469.gif)

>>832151
Yeah but they have a bunch of limbs and eyes and are crawlyyyyy
>>832152
Don`t you dare zapp that poor innocent deer

 No.832154

File: 1490753740190.gif (382.06 KB, 499x276, Praise the Sun!.gif)

>>832153
But they aren't venomous, as far as I know. Or at least venomous to the degree that they're capable of harming people.

 No.832155

>>832154
>Fidget is actively defending spiders

 No.832156

>>832155
They are a vital part of the ecosystem.
Some spiders are, of course, indefensible. Brown Recluses, for instance.

 No.832157

File: 1490753931108.png (211.68 KB, 800x647, 1420600743138.png)

>>832153
just a little zapp?

 No.832158

>>832156
Well, yes they are not as unbearable as some bugs
but still, they can be a vital part of the ecosystem waaay away from me and my arms
>>832157
Fiiine, but only because deer takes half damage

 No.832159

>>832158
And in most cases they'd be glad to.

 No.832160

File: 1490754188246.png (662.3 KB, 1280x1022, 1455118187437.png)

>>832147
>explicitly telling us not to do something
>not expecting us to automatically do exactly that
It's like you're new here or something.

 No.832161

File: 1490754204243.jpg (189.76 KB, 800x800, Joltik.full.1578992.jpg)

>>832158
'1d20' zapp deer not so little

Roll #1 2 = 2

 No.832162

File: 1490754282908.jpg (42.05 KB, 460x588, a1bLgZp.jpg)

>>832159
They can also stay out of threads
>>832160
I was expecting you to not be jerks!
>>832161
Thanks for keeping your promise

 No.832163

File: 1490754347126.png (343.84 KB, 856x802, joltik_by_akatsuki_perv-d3….png)

>>832162
spider is reliable

 No.832164

File: 1490754482843.gif (1.49 MB, 240x180, Transform and Roll the fuc….gif)


 No.832165

>>832163
Not as reliable as deer but stiil this spider is alright

 No.832166

Well, I guess I'll go get my shit kicked in in Souls for a bit.

 No.832167

>>832164
Bye! And don`t come back
>>832166
I wish I could help you but you play on PC right?

 No.832168

>>832167
But Viola loves spiders!

 No.832169

>>832168
W-what

 No.832170



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